第375章 世家之事，你准备怎么搞？
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“莫非朝廷有大事发生？”李勣等人对视一眼，老程快脚上前几步，探身在红翎急使鼻尖一试，皱眉道：“鼻息微弱，瘦骨嶙峋，这还是累的还是饿的？”
李勣越众而出，附身翻开红翎急使的眼皮看了一眼，吐气道：“还好，能救活，这小子从马上摔下来直接睡过去，恐怕得有四五天没合过眼，错非如此不能这般困倦……”
身后脚步声响起，一群国公都围了过来，柴绍皱眉沉吟道：“这小兵卒老夫认识，乃是不久之前派往长安报捷的红翎急使，他二十天赶了一个来回，恐怕朝中真有大事发生，否则陛下不会急招大军回京。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com更新快无广告。”
“是急招西府赵王回京，不是急招大军回京！”老程补充一句，目光闪动道：“招大军回去只是附带，陛下急着要见的人是西府赵王……”
李勣沉吟一番，忽然道：“赵王现在身在何处？红翎急使长途奔波而来，从长安到草原足足三千里，陛下宁愿用人传信也不用飞禽传书，这明显是有大事要借这个兵卒的口诉说。”
飞禽传书虽然快，但是写信只能只言片语，不如用人说的清楚明白。
老程回头望了营地一眼，感慨道：“最近大军又搜救了十多万汉女，今天正准备既种护送长安，结果那些小娘们个个哭哭啼啼，临走之时心中惶恐，正拉着西府赵王讨要保证……”
众国公都是一怔，柴绍面色古怪道：“这娃娃真是个异类，每批汉女启程他都亲自去送行，拍着胸脯保证要给她们衣食，拍着胸脯要给她们男人，拍着胸脯要给她们孩子。”
他忽然摸了摸鼻子，语带深意道：“整整百万汉女，就连陛下都不敢保证安置，这小子却愣头青一般全答应下来，嘿嘿嘿，等到将来有些汉女嫁不出去，我看他怎么收场，难道亲自上阵给那些女娃娃生个孩子不成？”
众人都是一阵坏笑，李勣指着柴绍鼻子训斥道：“你是当姑父的人，怎能乱开小辈玩笑。”
他是军中大帅，地位超然物外，便是柴绍这等大唐第一驸马也敢斥责两句。
老程忽然打个哈哈，嘿嘿坏笑道：“柴绍说的也没错，那娃娃动不动就给汉女许下承诺，如果将来真有女孩嫁不出去，那他就得给人家去送孩子，啧啧啧，皇后娘娘不是整天想抱孙子么，这下好了，以后她有十几万孙子可以抱。啊哈哈哈，老夫每每想到那个场景，就觉得此乃古往今来第一大手笔！”
“荒唐，胡闹！”李勣这次连老程也一起训斥，气笑道：“整整百万汉女，就算十分之一嫁不出去也得十万人，西府赵王如果个个都要送孩子，那他下辈子什么是都不要干了，整天躺在床上配种吧。”
老程哈哈直笑，众位国公也忍俊不禁，这本是一个玩笑，偏偏竟有羡慕的。但见旁边一个青年将领满脸羡慕，憧憬道：“如果能像西府赵王那样有女人缘，天天躺在床上等配种，俺觉得这种生活勉强也能凑合……”
“滚你姥姥个蛋！”牛进达飞起一脚，直接将这个青年将领踢翻，怒骂道：“你也不看看自己什么德性，想学西府赵王勾女人，你下辈子投胎先投漂亮一点再说！”
青年将领从地上爬起来，他拍拍身上泥土，上下检视一番自己，委屈道：“老爹你凭啥打人，俺觉着自己长得挺好看，应该介于西府赵王和刘黑石之间。”
牛进达一愣，众国公却爆出哄堂大笑。
李勣憋笑半天，最终还是忍耐不住，指着青年道：“牛家侄儿真是有趣，竟然说自己相貌介于西府赵王和刘黑石之间，你明明和刘黑石一样黑亮好不好，如果刘黑石是刚挖出来的黑炭，侄儿你就是刚出锅的锅底黑，你俩肤色不相上下。
牛进达跳起来又要打人，旁边老程却捏着下巴啧啧道：“以前大唐有三个不要脸，刘宏基是天生不要脸，老夫是强装不要脸，河间郡王李孝恭是二者兼之，他天生不要脸外带强装不要脸。俺们三人是老一辈的无耻精英，天下莫不听过咱们名头，原本以为后辈要断档，想不到竟然江山代有人才出。”
他看了一眼牛进达，嚯嚯笑道：“老牛啊，你这儿子脸皮够厚，勉强有俺几分风范。啊哈哈哈，等我见了嫂夫人一定要恭喜几句，她生的娃娃很不错，将来成就恐怕要超过老牛你……”
牛进达脸色发黑，总觉得程咬金这话在赚自己便宜，他咬着牙在那里怀疑，旁边早有挑拨的国公低声道：“不用怀疑了，他就是在占你便宜，什么叫你儿子有他几分风范？还要专门去找嫂夫人恭喜，这货分明是占你媳妇便宜！”
老牛剑眉一竖，大声厉喝道：“程匹夫，老子宰了你！”
老程抬脚边跑，边跑边哈哈笑道：“老牛不要生气，小叔子可以和嫂嫂开玩笑，此事就算拿到朝堂上理论，陛下也不会罚俺……”
他刚说完这话，李勣猛然一拍大腿，轻喝道：“糟糕，光顾着看你们嬉闹，险些忘记了正事！”
这位大唐英国公猛然弯腰俯身，一下把昏睡的红翎急使抄了起来，目光隆隆道：“老夫先把这小兵送到营中救治，然后去找西府赵王议事，诸位同袍也别闲着，赶紧去收拢麾下各部……”
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