第440章 废什么话？揍死他！
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明月已落西山，天上仍挂繁星，寂静长街寥寥无人，韩跃骑着毛驴一路嘚嘚而行，不时轻轻打个哈欠。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
此时天色依旧未曾放亮，偶尔有一阵凉风袭来，吹得街道两旁街铺帘子哗啦作响，虽然有声音发响，却更显得长街寂静。
世间之事有时候很公平，享受一些权利，就要付出一定责任，比如国公大臣们就是如此，每每凌晨五更就得早起，别人能睡我不睡，百姓酣眠我上朝。
韩跃顺着朱雀大街迤逦而行，穿过鳞次栉比的店铺群，越过白日繁华凌晨冷清的东市西市，忽然前面透来一抹抹亮光，那是挂在皇宫宫墙上的红灯笼。
他起床已经算早的了，但是别人比他来的更早，但见皇宫门口黑压压全是人头，有车架有轿子也有健马，原来上朝的大臣们已经到了。
韩跃策动毛驴便也过去，忽然远远听到一人高声而笑，那声音主人不是旁人，正是混世魔王程咬金。
只听老程道：“王珪老儿，多日不见，如隔三秋啊，咦，你们今日怎么又来上朝啦？”
他围着王珪等人转了半圈，口中啧啧道：“世家官员脸皮就是厚，明明已经自行辞官，结果不到半月就屁颠跑回，如此朝令夕改，着实令人生趣……”
旁边有人哈哈一笑，接口道：“不知卢国公想起什么趣事，趁着眼下宫门未开，你且说出来给大家听听，俺老刘生平最喜欢听有趣之事，如果是和世家有关的趣事，那就更喜欢听了啊哈哈哈……”
这货不用说就是刘宏基，一边接着话茬，一边朝周围大臣挤眉弄眼。
老程嘿嘿几声，忽然大嘴一裂：“这事以前跟你说过，俺家后门之外有几个大瓮，瓮边住着一群赖皮老狗，它们每天蹲在那里，眼巴巴等下人们出现。”
“等下人出现干啥？”刘宏基不愧是好帮手，顺口就帮老程把话题继续往下引。
“还能干啥？当然是等着争抢剩饭剩菜啊……”老程哈哈大笑，眉头挑动道：“那群老狗每天蹲在门口争抢剩饭，争抢的时候还不时狂吠，有一回惹得老夫心烦意燥，我抡起棍子狠狠揍了它们一顿。”
“老狗烦人，确实该打！”刘宏基嘿嘿坏笑，目光不断往世家官员身上瞟。
老程抱着膀子冷冷一笑：“老夫拿棍子狠揍，那群老狗冲着我狂吠而去，似乎发誓再也不来我家争抢剩饭，当时咱还有些佩服它们的骨气，哪知不过半日时间，那群老狗忽然又跑了回来，这次不管怎么打都不走，死皮赖脸趴在家门口不动。我家的剩饭剩菜它们照样争抢，见了我这个主人还是照样狂吠。”
他看了一眼刘宏基，嘿嘿问道：“你说这些畜生气不气人？吃了老子的饭，还对老子吠……”
“畜生嘛，懂得什么人礼待道！”刘宏基语带所指，忽然做恍然大悟壮，一拍脑门道：“原来这就是你要说的趣事？果然有趣，果然有趣啊。那群老狗被你打走又来，世家的大臣们辞官又归朝，嘿嘿，老狗们回来是为了争抢剩饭，不知世家的官员们为了啥？”
对面一群世家官员面色很不好看，一个身穿武将服饰的官员终于按耐不住，勃然作色道：“程知节，刘宏基，尔等安敢如此欺人？我乃陇右王氏王方平，本将军要和你们单……”
“闭上你的臭嘴！”老程不等他说完话，直接一声暴喝打断。
旁边刘宏基狰狞一笑，森森道：“程知节和我皆是国公，你不过一个小辈县侯，国公说话你也插嘴，此乃无视军中尊卑。”
“废什么话，揍他！”老程一声暴喝，跳起来就是一个封眼锤，后面刘宏基狠狠一个扫堂腿，瞬间将王方平撂倒在地。
两大国公同时出手揍一个小辈，这事换了别人无论如何干不出来，偏偏老程和刘宏基完全不在乎这里，按住对方就是一顿暴揍。
十几个国公冷眼旁观，牛进达等人虽然一脸不耻，不过脚下却悄悄移动几步，一群国公勋贵将世家官员隐隐挡在外面。
世家众人气的面皮发鼓，就连王珪这老狐狸都忍耐不住，勃然怒喝道：“骤然偷袭出手，打的还是一个小辈，程知节，刘宏基，你们还要不要脸？”
他话还没有说完，地上的王方平被打得出气多入气少，老程神清气爽，一脸不屑道：“老夫出了名的滚刀肉，我连三岁小孩都打过，这小子今年怕是有二十五岁了，揍他一顿又如何？”
旁边刘宏基潇洒一摸脑门，哼哼道：“我就更不用提了，早年间乃是混混出身，别说打小辈，老头我都揍过……”
他目光有些凶狠，突然盯着王珪道：“王老匹夫你跳出来聒噪，莫非也想试试？啊哈哈哈好得很，我给你这个你会，咱们两个单挑！”
王珪脚下一个踉跄，口中愤怒道：“无耻之尤，老夫乃是文官，况且今年已六十挂零，你不但武将欺文，还想殴打耄耋不成？”
“耄耋你姥姥个腿……”刘宏基牛眼一瞪，恶狠狠道：“想欺负老子没过读书不成？耄耋说的是八九十岁的长者，比如大理寺卿裴矩裴大人，颜家颜师古颜老先生，他们那年纪才算耄耋，就你这种玩意也称耄耋，我呸……”
他狠狠吐了一口口水，不屑道：“你顶多算个老不死的老头，老头我也不是没揍过，再敢聒噪，我真揍你！”
世家众人勃然大怒！
王珪脸上的怒色却突然一收，这老狐狸笑眯眯伸手捋须，淡淡道：“这一局，你们赢了！”
这话说的无头无脑，偏偏宫门口众人却都懂了。
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