第一章 无聊的开头
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如同大多数网络小说的开头一样,咱们这本小说的主人公也是在一电闪雷呜中被电脑电源传出来电流所击中。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
“啊!”随着一声惨叫,猪角浑身颤抖着摔在了地板上,然后就昏了过去。
时间在一分分的流淌,几个小时后,猪角流着口水清醒了过来。
“我穿越了没有?”猪角没心没肺地嘟囔了一句,然后试图爬出来,但他的左手一挨地板,剧烈的疼痛使他又惨叫了一声,又趴在了地上。
举手一瞧,左手肿得如同戴了个棉手套,暗青色的皮肤绷得紧紧地,一阵阵的麻疼传导过来。
“上帝啊,我的手。”党为民,(注:我们的猪角的名字),挣扎地爬了起来,他一边向手上吹着气,一边看着周围的为环境。
这是一间学生宿舍,两张高低床,几台破电脑扔在了桌子上,边上还有几桶开了封的康师傅方便面,散出一股股的霉的味道,四个铺位都是乱糟糟的,被子两头都能钻进去,没有谁吃饱撑得要叠被子。
这是一间典型的网络小说中的场景,学生宿舍,平庸的主角,过一会儿再跑进几个称兄道弟的舍友,就齐备了,从现在开始,猪角就要带着舍友为第一拨核心的小弟去征服世界,灭日屠美,一统,建立大公司,然后再娶上个国家领导人的孙女,养两个小蜜。。。。。。
遗憾的是,党为民同学在趴在地上的几个小时期间,没有人来过,所以起步,还得等一段时间。
党为民用一只手费劲的穿上了t恤,然后从褥子下掏出个钱包,塞进牛崽裤,又拿出个nokia的11oo破手机看了看,上面清清楚楚写着“2oo8年5月19日5:3o”,便推开门走了出去。
楼道里很安静,因为是周五下午五点,大多数同学都跑出玩儿或者回家住了。党为民一直走到楼下操场上,才现几个认识的正在打篮球。
“民民,过来玩会儿?”一个同学正在招呼。党为民笑了笑,挥着右手道:“不了,我去医院瞧瞧。”
“那就算了”,那个满脸雀斑的同学扭头又回到场地上,“谁刚才拿球砸我?”
出了大门口,党为民眯着眼睛看了看街上的行人,因为快下班,所以大街上的人很多,挤成一团,活像菜市场上的人群。他扭过脸来,看了看门口的牌子“红羽技术学院”。
屁!我刚来时还叫红羽技校呢,刚过一年就升学院了。党为民心中暗暗腹诽,但好处也是明显的,自己原来顶多算上个中专,现在直接变大专了。两年制大专,明年这个时间怕是可以找工作了吧。
沿街走了几百米,到了红光区保健医院,这个医院党为民清楚,因为是个区医院,收费不高,也不用挂号,实乃穷人必选。
他直接去了二楼,普通外科就在靠街的一边儿。推开门,里面放着两张桌子,一个大妈正坐那里看报纸,边儿上的长椅子上放着一个大盒子,像是健身器材。
“安大夫,你好。”党为民坐在了大妈边上的凳子上,道“我的手被电了一下,您看看吧,都肿了。”
安大妈放下报纸,戴上花镜上下看了会儿,道:“不要紧,跟我上治疗室覆些药,你再吃点抗生素就行。你这是怎么搞的?”
党为民大喜,他生怕电伤的重,那样花钱就多,现在看来,情况不大,“唉,中午下雨时,被破插板电了一下。”
两人一边说一边走,刚出门,迎面来了位姑娘,身材修长,留着披肩长,精致的面庞,两只眼睛异常的明亮。是个十足的美女,党为民看了一眼,心中如鹿撞墙。
“姑妈”那个美女冲着安医生打了个招呼,看来是大妈的侄女。
“小菲啊,你要的东西在屋子里放着呢。我这儿有个病人,你先进去等我一下。”安大妈抱歉地说。
“没关系的,姑妈。”美女很懂事地进办公室等着去了。
“哎哟”,虽然被医生警告过,但党为民仍然疼得两眼黑,“这是什么药啊,疼死了。”
安大妈一边擦一边说,“消毒的,一会儿就没事了。”
确实疼劲就一会儿,然后党为民开始试探着问:“其实你们医生真好,有技术都能教给后代。”
“那儿呀。我那儿子非要学金融,我说学那个将来毕业后我和他爸可帮不上忙。结果不听,不像人家小菲。。。”
“你侄女反而学了医,是吗?”
“恩,今年就毕业了,现在在省第二医院实习呢。”
好!问出来了,党为民心中欢喜,心中暗自琢磨,一般主角上医院后都会碰到美女大夫,这不,来啦。
怀着喜悦的心情,党为民拿着药膏走回了安医生的办公室,打算跟美女聊聊。不过,刚一进门口,就被一盆凉水泼了个正着。安美女正坐在那张长椅上,但边儿上又多了个帅气的男人。
太帅了!这是党为民的第一印像。只见这个男人,长得浓眉大眼,高挺的鼻梁,有棱有角的轮廓,正在微笑着看着边上的小美女。
只见安美女正将头靠在帅哥的肩头,满眼都是笑意。她对着帅哥耳朵小声说了几句什么,然后亲了一下帅哥的脸颊。
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