第一百八十六章 最舒服的日子是昨天
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张焱看完四名女兵的档案以后,规规整整的把它们放回了老刘的面前,他可是记得老刘之前的原话,张焱是最适合干这事的!
看档案之前张焱还不了解是什么意思,看完他就懂了!
“老大,怎么办啊?”
“怎么办?凉拌!”
老刘没好气的拍了拍桌子上的档案资料,军官实习生出现女学员的事情还从来没有听说过呢,好嘛,这一下子就来了四个!
眼看老刘心里气不顺,张焱就闭上了嘴,这时候话越多,越容易出错。龙腾小说ltxs520.com猎文网
老刘左手敲打着桌子,眼睛时不时的往张焱的身上扫上两眼,看的张焱心里一阵毛。
“我把四名女学员交给你,能不能解决问题?”
“啊!”
张焱目瞪口呆的看着老刘,虽然心里早就已经想到了这种可能,但是听老刘亲口说出来,震撼力还不是一般的大。
“安么啊?就说能不能完成任务!”
老刘的手指不敲桌子了,他的两条腿在很有节奏的晃动着,虽然看上去很不雅,但是张焱知道,老刘这要是动手的前奏啊!
不对,是动腿踢人!
看着老刘充满不善的眼光,张焱一咬牙一跺脚,大喊一声:“保证完成任务。”
说完张焱就蔫了,四名女兵,鬼知道是什么样子啊?
难道像操练男兵一样操练她们?
张焱的脑子里都成了一团浆糊,晕晕乎乎的离开了指挥部,前往武器库,他的装备还没有清理干净呢,带出去的枪也需要擦干净。
老刘不愿意动脑子去想操练女学员的事情,就交给张焱,可是张焱不知道交给谁了!
走到武器库以后,负责枪械保管的军械员告诉张焱,他的装备已经被野狼给清理和擦拭干净了,张焱点头致谢就朝着自己的宿舍走去。
“女学员,女学员,又是女兵,老天啊,你一个雷劈死我吧!”
张焱迷迷糊糊的走回宿舍,一路走,一路嘀咕,刚进屋,就被梁枫给拦住了。
“老张,你嘀嘀咕咕的说什么女兵女学员的,到底怎么回事?犯癔症了?”
梁枫拉着张焱做到他的床上,用手摸了摸张焱的脑门,也不烫,没烧!
“边玩去,”张焱一把拍掉梁枫的手,继续说道:“你丫二啊,没事摸我脑门干嘛?”
“二你妹啊,你才二呢!神经兮兮的。”梁枫的嘴角抽抽了两下,在心里骂了几句张焱,却没有说出口。
“你刚才说什么女兵呢,我就是问问这个!”梁枫好奇的拉着张焱的胳膊,一副求知宝宝的样子,吓得张焱一下子窜起来跑到了自己的床上。
“好好说话,别动手动脚的。”
张焱对梁枫摆着手,警惕的看着梁枫退回到他自己的床上,这才开口说道:“女兵的事吧,就是明天参加集训的菜鸟们会有四名女兵,嗯,就这个!”
张焱说完还对梁枫点了点头,仔细的想了想,确定自己的说的没错。
“什么!”
梁枫一下子就从床上站了起来,然后他就开始闻物资转圈,一边走一边嘀咕:“四名女兵,竟然有女兵了,哈哈哈哈哈!”
看着疯似的梁枫在自己面前晃来晃去的,张焱终于理解这家伙代号为什么叫疯子了,整个一神经!
就在张焱看的眼晕的时候,梁枫快步走到张焱的身边,双手宗张焱的双肩上,说道:“咱们这也有女兵了,太好了,你说的是真的,对不对?对不对?”
“我去你大爷的!”
张焱一脚就把梁枫踹倒在地上,然后神经紧张的拍了拍自己的身上,瞪着地上的梁枫骂道:“你丫是个卖屁股的啊,妈的,坑货。以后离我远点!”
一想到梁枫神经兮兮的样子,张焱都感觉自己的身上起了一层鸡皮疙瘩。
梁枫被踹倒在地上以后,先是一愣,然后才收去脸上的笑容,苦笑着站起来对张焱说道:“你杏误会我了,我刚才太激动了,没表达清楚。”
“我的意思是,咱们龙炎终于来女兵了,是件好事。”
“好事?”
张焱一脸不可思议的看着梁枫,上下打量了好几圈也没看出这杏和别人有什么不同,怎么他和老刘都头疼的问题到了梁枫的嘴里就成了好事呢?
“啊,好事!”梁枫一本正经的对张焱点了点头,刚才他身上那股轻佻的样子全都没有了,如果没有看过刚才梁枫抽风的样子,肯定会认为这家伙是个好人。
“衣冠禽兽”这是张焱对梁枫下的结论!
“你脑袋被驴踢了?特种部队来了一群娘子军,做什么都要特殊化,有什么好的呀?”绝不是歧视女兵,别误会,作者留。)
张焱没好气怼了梁枫一句,然后就坐回了自己的床上,明天老刘会怎么迎接那些小菜鸟,还是一个未知数呢!
“来了女兵,就不用做单身狗了呗。”
梁枫椅着脑袋坐回了自己的床上,嘴角不时闪烁的笑意仿佛是脑子里想到了什么高兴的事情。
听完梁枫的奇葩理由,张焱差点一口老血吐出来,这家伙确实是个疯子!
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