第一千一百百八十八章 搞笑
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“小雨小姐...”
看着前方两米之处那个在前头走着的秀美窈窕身影，举手投足之间都充满了自然而又诱人的风姿，齐乐明忍不住地狠狠吞了口口水，脸上挂上了自认亲近帅气的笑容，笑道：“想不到你们住的地方，竟然是如此清雅幽静；这样宁静秀美之地，也只有小雨小姐这样的钟灵毓秀的佳人才能配的上啊...”
原本齐乐明总以为眼前这位秀美单纯的小佳人，听得这般的言语总会回应自己那么一两句，这么便能趁机攀上个话题，拉近一下关系。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com
但却没有想到，这位小雨小姐，竟然是视若未闻一般的，不单是丝毫没有回应，似乎连脚下的脚步也加快了两分一般。
瞧着对方的这模样，齐乐明的鼻息忍不住的微重了两分，心头恼怒，该死的...这若不是你有个好老师，小爷还会理会你？
但这个时候，恼火归恼火，齐乐明也知晓自家前途近半都押在了这上边，这个时候忍也只能忍着；虽然对方不愿搭理自己，但作为花场高手，齐大少自然不是只有这点手段，这眼睛微微地一转，便又指着某处笑道：“小雨小姐...这颗大松树长得可真好，只怕起码有数百岁了吧？不知这树是移植而来呢？还是本身便在此处？”
说罢之后，这齐乐明心头便暗暗得意起来，方才自己夸奖你，你不说话，可以当是你默认；但若是这样的话题，你也完全不理睬，那么这就太说不过去了；怎么着你也是奉命陪同，这总不可能完全不答话。
而且就算是你这次再不答，我再言语别的，你总不可能完全不理会。
果不其然的。他这话刚说完，前边一直缓步前行的李小雨终于停下脚步来;
见得这李小雨果然开始有反应了，齐乐明心头大喜，这正待继续言语，却谁知前边的李小雨只是脚下一顿，然后朝着前边不远处一个经过的古门弟子，招手道：“你过来！”
“啊…是，小雨小姐！”听得李小雨的声音，那位古门弟子脸上一喜，赶紧快步过来。
看着这位古门弟子脸上讨好的笑容。李小雨满意地点了点头道：“这位齐公子对我们这里的古树很感兴趣…你带他四处看看，务必将这里所有的古树年龄来历什么的都给他介绍清楚，知道吗？”
“额…是，是…小雨小姐！”看着这位大小姐一脸严肃的表情交代任务，这位古门弟子虽然满心疑惑，不懂这任务到底算是啥，但不管怎么样，既然是这位大小姐交代的，这还是赶紧心头发虚地忙不迭点头道：“请小雨小姐放心。我一定完成任务!”
“嗯…好，记住了，整个行宫所有的大树一颗都不能少，都要介绍清楚！”
李小雨满意地点了点头。然后转头看向后边已经目瞪口呆的齐大少，微微笑道：“齐公子既然对这些古树这么感兴趣，我们一定不会让你失望的！”
“哎…我不是…哎…”见得李小雨说完转身便走，齐乐明愕然地言语着。正要追上去，却是被旁边那古门弟子一脸不善地伸手拦住；
这位古门弟子莫名其妙地接到了这么一个任务，这时心头也是泛苦；这行宫之中。那么多古树，他哪里知道这些古树是哪一年的？偏偏小雨小姐可说了，一定要介绍清楚…
他怕这位小雨小姐，但可不怕这个劳么子齐公子，当下这便阴沉沉地伸手拦着这位，皮笑肉不笑地道：“齐公子，哪里去？来来…我为你介绍一下这棵树…”
“卧槽…”看着对方眼中那森寒的笑容，齐乐明这时心头一阵的泛寒，心头那是无数只的草泥马奔腾而过…
话说齐朗齐大家主与孙山长大人商谈了一阵，便被安排在这在这古门行宫之中喝茶用点心，看着时间一分一分的过去，自家那儿子还没有回来，这心头那是越发地欣喜了几分，这能够相处得这么久，果然这希望那是大大的有啊！
只是，他这等着等着，眼见得这茶水点心都已经差点把他的肚子胀饱了，但齐乐明却是还未见踪影，这也忍不住地有些急了，怎么这么许久还未回？再这么下去天都快黑了，难不成那位小雨小姐要留自家儿子在这里用晚餐不成？
但真要留下吃饭的话，自家那儿子总得让人先捎个信来吧？
齐朗这又满心疑惑的忍了一阵，终于见得天真快要黑了，但却依然还没听到自家儿子的音讯，这还是忍不住地找人问了问。
谁知道这厅内的侍者，却是也不知道这齐公子到底和小雨小姐去哪里了；而在这古门行宫之内，这外界带入的手机也根本没有信号；而且这处又是古门行宫，他可没有资格乱逛，也不认得此处行宫的其他人；这齐朗犹豫了一阵之后，终于觉得这事只怕有些不妙，所以还是又硬着头皮，请侍者转达求见山长大人的意愿。
这一番折腾下来，在孙耀月面容古怪之中，齐朗这才找到了他儿子齐乐明齐大少。
可怜这位齐大少，见到他爹的时候，就更看到了救星一般；
这任谁被抓着研究了一下午的古树历史学，在这大太阳底下将整个行宫翻来覆去的溜了一遍，而且连口水都没得喝，谁都得叫救命。
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