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二十四 保姆玉喜(2)

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“小泡泡多就说明肥皂粉没漂干净。龙腾小说网ltxs520.com洗到大泡泡多为止。”

“这个多又怎么个说法,多少算多?你给个百分比,三七开?四六开?”玉喜不高兴了。“得!我人直,拐不过那么多弯来,”玉喜跑上楼,从书房里拿张纸、拿支笔推到丽鹃面前,“你给画个图。多大的泡泡算空气,多大的泡泡算肥皂。我就照着比。万一我洗四次了还是有小泡泡呢?”

丽鹃哑口。想了想说,总之,洗衣服的时候要放水龙头冲,不能一盆水从头搓到尾。最少清三次。

亚平妈就坐在客厅里听丽鹃跟玉喜为个泡泡争来争去,玉喜嗓门大,中气足,从势头上一下就压住了丽鹃,最后又掏出笔来要丽鹃画押,快把亚平妈给笑晕了,就那么一直抿着嘴偷乐。

“还有,洗完衣服的水都倒了,别留着擦这擦那。那里面又是内裤又是袜子的,拿去擦锅台,一个是吃的,一个是穿的,混一起真上下不分了。”丽鹃原本不计较这些,因为觉得在泡泡的争执上失了阵地,便随口找个话说,“我们家不缺这点水钱。”

“那你不缺,不如把钱送给我算了。我省的算我的。白花花的水,哪能就这么浪费呀!裤头袜子有什么要紧啊!都是贴身穿的,又不脏,你们这都天天一把澡的,难道还嫌自己身子脏?”玉喜顶回去。

丽鹃明显不是对手,怏怏出了厨房回房间。

楼下,传来婆婆和玉喜故意压低嗓门的低语,时而放肆地大笑,丽鹃感觉上声音里不怀好意。

丽鹃火不打一处来,肯定俩人背着自己不晓得怎么嘲弄呢!她感到这个家由以前的势均力敌骤然发展到自己势单力薄。斗争的形势日趋严峻。当初就不该同意亚平妈的主意,这个老东西,出的点子没一个不憋着坏心。丽鹃以后得靠自己一个人的力量单打独斗了。

“玉喜姐,你给我削个苹果。”丽鹃斜倚在沙发上看电视,听厨房里婆婆跟玉喜两个人有说有笑,心里便不痛快,存心找了个茬支派玉喜。

玉喜答应完后并不急着出来,该聊啥聊啥。

“玉喜姐,麻烦你帮我削个苹果!”丽鹃的声音明显提高,透着不快。

“我这正泡着呢!给!”玉喜从厨房迈步出来,递给丽鹃一个被开水烫得失去粉嫩本色,只剩下一片黯然黄皮的红富士。

“我要你削皮,你拿去泡!这能吃吗?行了,我也不劳烦你削了,你替我递把刀过来,我自己削。”

“丽鹃!你还是大学生呢!怎么不读书不看报啊!对了,你还在报社工作呢!前两天我刚在报纸上读的,就你办的那报纸,上面说,苹果里的维生素,60%在皮上,皮上的都是精华!削了多可惜呀!”玉喜根本不打算拿刀过来。

“不削?不削吃表面的农药?现在苹果哪个不是喷农药长大的?让我吃一肚子毒?最后毒害宝宝?再说你看你拿热水泡的,颜色都变了,还能有营养吗?”丽鹃冲玉喜扬了扬手里变色的苹果。

“人哪!不能活得太仔细!还没听说光吃苹果上的农药能吃死人的。”玉喜拿过苹果,对着上面狠咬一口又塞回丽鹃手里,“没死吧?我老家乡下的妇女喝整瓶不兑水的农药都能救回来!这也毒那也毒,香烟够毒吧!我姨夫一天两包,抽40年才抽出病来。苹果上的那点农药,到什么时候才能药死人呀?再说了,现在什么不上农药?你天天吃的青菜没药?菜叶怎么削皮?那还不在开水里烫呢,水里泡泡就吃了,怎么办?上海人的想法还真叫人难琢磨,依你的意思,农药是不干净的,那粪反而干净了?菜叶上沾点粪吃下去没事,沾点农药就不行?哈哈哈哈……”玉喜笑得毫不顾忌。

亚平妈就站在厨房门口听她们斗嘴。眼中的笑都快漫出老脸蛋了。

丽鹃冷冷透射虽然不站在一条直线上,却显然站在一个阵线上的婆婆及婆婆的保镖。将苹果重重蹾在茶几上,缓缓站起身,塞上拖鞋,懒洋洋上楼回房间。边走边扔一句话:“得!我每月花700块钱,没请一保姆,请一大学教授来给我上课了。吃个苹果都这么难,我也不敢劳动您了,您找一大学另谋高就吧!您蹲我们家多可惜呀!全国寿命研究委员会该高薪聘您呀!您这样的下岗,多屈才呀!又读书,又看报,知晓天下大事。联合国怎么没请你进智囊团啊!哦!我忘了,您这正拿着我的工资替我婆婆出谋划策呢!”

玉喜说:“哎!你这话说的我不爱听啊!别指桑骂槐的。有理说理。你说得过我,我按你说的改呀!扯我小姨干哈?再说了,我来是照顾你们全家生活的,我来也不是你请来的,这钱也是我弟弟出的,你横啥?切!还大学生呢!比泼妇还泼!”

亚平妈轻悄悄走过去,拉了拉玉喜的手说:“甭理她!花疯子一个。说话向来没谱,不懂人事儿!”

“我能不理她吗?她撵我走呢!走就走呗,我又不是非得赖这儿!但你至少得说个理由吧?就因为没理了,恼羞成怒?”

“她干得那些个事儿,桩桩件件,没一个能让人学得出口的。你知道你姨夫怎么死的?你知道上次那个集资的事情,她说啥来着?她要告我们冠华!就这!就这!就这是我们家媳妇说的话!我都替她丢人!我是为了冠华硬生生压下这口气,舍下老脸来给她那个娘去道的歉!你见过这样的吗?我给我自己媳妇的妈去道歉!我自家人死了,还得去给人赔礼。我看你刚到,不想让你惹闲气,都没告诉你。本都不想提了,她还……她还上脸了!”亚平妈压低声音掰着手指头开始控诉百大罪状。伤情之处,齿间地震,目含海啸,手如寒冰,身似钢刀。玉喜听了,心如刀绞,几欲冲进厨房夺了菜刀手刃现代阎婆惜,大卸八块还要放火上烧烤,硬是被亚平妈生生拦下,含愤带伤地说:“我要不是为我那个孙子,我!我!我!我早想过了,亚平坚决不能跟这个女人过一辈子,他爸已经死在这个女人手上了,我迟早也得死在她手上!这孩子是我家的,绝对不能叫她给坏了。不能给她!不然迟早得跟这个妈学得无情无义,没心没肝。想当年,我们家为送亚平来上海的学校,吃了多少苦啊!他姐姐每个月就留个饭钱,我们全家人支持他上的大学,现在,就给这个女人废了!亚平刚毕业的时候,工资才1600,就这样,年底都往家寄5000,我们做老人的,可指望孩子来养活?从没想过啊!但孩子给你钱,你拿着就乐呵,觉得没白疼啊!可自从认识她以后,现在工资都上万了,我连根毛都没见着!我这儿子就算是废了,只当是丢了!她也是爹生娘养的,咋就连个道理都不懂?唉!”

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