第五百一十章 鬼杀(加更求订阅!)
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大学课程本来就比较轻松,再加上出了这种事,几个人理所当然地逃课,先按照修文拿到的一个地址,去拜访所谓的高人。
“安东路……很偏僻的街道呢!”
下了好不容易等到的巴士之后,白玲看了看周围:“已经快到郊区了,修文,你找的那个大师行不行啊?”
“刘大师是高人!高人就应该避世而居懂不懂?大师能没住在深山当中,已经是很给我们面子了!”
修文说着说着,自己的声音也小了下去,怎么看怎么像中气不足的样子。
“不管怎么样,先拜访一下吧!说不定真的有高人喜欢游戏风尘呢!”
杨光在校内是篮球队队长,此时也是几个人理所当然的头领,看了看两边低矮的居民楼,还有腐臭的下水道,皱了皱眉。
四人穿过一片低矮的弄堂,甚至迷了几次路,终于找到了地方。
“安东路57幢26号,是这里没错了。”
修文看着面前的一个公寓楼,底气也是越发不足起来,真正的大师,会住在这种地方么?
他硬着头皮上前,找到26号的门牌,砰砰敲着:“请问……刘远刘大师在么?”
“谁啊?”
房门打开,一股恶臭扑鼻而来,两个女生都是连忙拿着手帕捂面。
房间内一片凌乱,又供奉着几个神位,只是杂七杂八的,很不成模样。
当然,最吸引他们目光的,还是刘远。
第一次看到对方的时候,杨光几乎以为看到了一堵墙,肉墙!
对方打着赤膊,只穿了条裤衩,身上的肥肉层层叠叠,就好像一头大白肥猪!
“你是刘远刘道长?”
修文脸上的笑容僵硬了。
“哦,我想起来了,你之前联系过我,要驱鬼是么?”
刘远脸上的迷糊瞬间散去,变成精明之色:“快请进!”
几个人踮着脚进了屋里,连忙打开窗户,才感觉好过了点。
“哈哈……地方乱,你们随便坐!”
刘远将沙发上一团脏衣服抱开,做了一个请的手势。
“不不不!我们站着说就足够了!”
吴璐看着沙发上留下的不明痕迹,哪里还敢坐下?连忙推辞道。
“好吧!不知道几位主顾想要一个什么样的驱鬼仪式?中方的?西方的?道家的?佛教的?又或者混合式的?”
刘远搓了搓手掌,好像一个卖肉的屠户。
“你不是道士么?”
杨光疑惑地注视了下周围,才发现这个刘远供奉的神位,可当真是驳杂到了极点,道家的、佛家的,连西方的神祗都有。
“唉……这也是为了讨生活啊!本人学贯中西,不论你们想要什么样的服务,都绝对可以为你们办到!”
刘远拍着胸脯保证,但眼睛总是往两个女生身上瞥。
“好了,如果你能够帮我们解决这件事的话,要多少钱我都给你!”
杨光将白玲挡在身后,大致说了下事情经过,又拿出那张相片:“怎么样?大师?”
虽然这个刘远一看就是江湖骗子,还是那种很菜的骗子,但他们已经走投无路,好像溺水的人,哪怕遇到一根稻草,都要死命抓住。
“唔……很麻烦!”
刘远接过相片看了看,脸色少有的凝重下来。
“怎么办?我们还有救么?”
“你们……是被一个火烧死的鬼魂缠上了,要消灾解难,必须做一场罗天大蘸!”
刘远摇头晃脑地道:“此时场地材料都不够,只能进行一场我本人改进过的天罗小蘸,但足够保你们一年平安了。”
“是么?那就马上开始!”
修文有些急不可耐。
“没问题!”
刘远房间虽然脏乱,但东西倒是很齐全,没有多久就换了一身宽松的道袍,摆了香案,又手持一柄桃木剑,将符水泼到四人身上:
“消灾解难,阴鬼退避,急急如律令!”
轰!
在刘远做法的同时,两根香烛上的火焰蓦然一盛,令杨光他们蓦然又生出一点希望。
“大师,如何了?”
“你们放心!”
一场法事之后,刘远经过了剧烈运动,身上冒着虚汗:“老道已经在你们身上刻下了道家驱鬼符箓!那只恶鬼绝对不敢再接近你们的。接下来,只要将这相片烧了,就可保一年无虞!”
他看着香案前的铜盆,面色肃穆地道。
“那样最好!”
杨光拿着相片,狠狠向着火盆里面丢去。
呼呼!
火光一下蔓延,升腾起几尺高的火舌,将相片吞噬。
“终于结束了……”
白玲与吴璐两个女生几乎要流泪,而刘远则是擦了擦脸上的汗水,笑眯眯地看向他们几个:“现在我们是不是该谈一谈价格问题?”
“等一等!”
修文这时候却是大叫了起来:“你们看!”
刘远一愣,看向自己的香案,在那里的中心,一片片灰烬汇聚,蓦然组合成了一张全新的……相片!
“你这个骗子!这就叫解决了?”
杨光大怒,瞬间捏起拳头。
“鬼……鬼啊!”
谁知道刘远比他想象的更加不堪,看到这超出常理的灵异一幕,竟然吓得直接坐在地上,一层屎尿的臭味从胯下传出。
“我们走吧!”
白玲连忙转过头去:“这就是一个骗钱的神棍!”
乓!
乓乓!
大门与窗户忽然间齐齐关上,整个房间内的光线骤然一暗。
呼呼!
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