第18章 孙子
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“老大!!!”
武小郎有点饿,正捏着茶几上的酒鬼花生吃呢,突然耳边传来一声嚎叫,紧接着一双油腻腻的手就紧紧抓住了自己的双手。
“你…想干嘛?!”
武小郎使劲抽开浩南哥的手,双臂交叉护住了自己的胸口,一脸惊羞,像一个被非礼的少女。
“大神!你太厉害了!我决定跟你混了!从今以后你就是我的老大!”浩南哥又一把抓住武小郎那修长的小手儿,眼里居然浸出了激动的泪水:“大神,求带……”
旁边的众小弟见老大如此没有节操,竟不觉有异,相反,他们也都小心翼翼的凑到武小郎身边,认真而诚恳的拍着武小郎马屁。
“大神,你真是叼炸天了!”
“大神,你是我偶像!”
“大神,有女朋友了吗?”
“……没有的话想不想找一个,有的话想不想换一个?”
…………
“额……”
被众人包围的武小郎满头黑线,他是真心应付不来这些凶神恶煞,胳膊胸口上都是纹身家伙们的殷勤。
“喂!我说你们,别光顾着抱大腿认老大,现在也把你带上铂金了,那个医药费的事情你们说话要算话不许找我们要了哦!”胖子走上前一脸得意道。
“不要了!当然不要了!”
浩南哥和小弟们直摇头,然后又抱着武小郎一把鼻涕一把泪道:“还请大神可怜可怜我们,当我们的老大吧!”
“小羽,要不你就收了这群小弟吧!嘿嘿!”胖子在一边起哄道。
武小郎苦笑一下,对浩南等人道:“我只是个学生,可不想加入黑社会。不过有空的话指点指点你们,带带你们还是没问题的,咱们也算不打不相识嘛!”
武小郎猜浩南他们口中的老大,只是他们混社会的对厉害的人习惯称呼,可能是拜师或者求带的意思,并不是真的要他当黑社会头头……
“哈哈!有老大你这句话就够了!”
浩南哥立即哈哈大笑了起来,他抬手打了个响指,立即有小弟端来了几杯红酒。
“有老大教我们打游戏带我们打游戏,总有一天我们东街的人全部会打到铂金段位的!老大你放心,从今以后你有什么麻烦事情尽管吩咐我们去做!来,我们敬老大一杯!”
说着,浩南哥举起了酒杯。
见胖子也端起了酒杯,武小郎连忙把手里剩下的几粒花生丢进嘴里,拍拍手,也端起了酒杯。
“干杯!”
众人举杯共饮,一口闷完。
硬生生把红酒喝出二锅头的氛围来……武小郎也是莫名其妙。
“哈哈!我们有了老大!到时候一定能把西街丧彪那帮人虐成狗!”
放下酒杯,浩南哥和众小弟得意洋洋的笑了起来。
“西街丧彪?你们有什么过节吗?”胖子好奇问道。
“哦,我们这条步行街从中心分东西街,东街是我们浩南哥的地盘,西街就是那个丧彪的地盘。”一个小弟不屑道。
“自从王者荣耀这款手游大火后,我们东街和西街每隔一段时间都会在街中茶餐厅聚头,打几场比赛!”另一个小弟撇了撇嘴。
浩南哥带着几分大哥语气道:“丧彪他们那边的小弟也都是秩序白银段位,所以之前打的几场我们各有输赢。”缓缓点了一根烟,他继续道:“我和丧彪的段位本来一样,都是黄金二的段位。不过就在前几天我得到消息,丧彪似乎突破到黄金一的段位了!我这几天正在犹豫要不要破釜沉舟打排位突破一下,没想到就遇到了老大你!”
“这下完全可以在段位上碾压丧彪了!老大你可真是我的贵人啊!”浩南哥又感激的看了看武小郎。
而武小郎和胖子不禁面面相觑。
这特么的算怎么一回事?难道现在黑社会抢地盘都不现实肉搏,改用打游戏划地盘了吗?
……这场面想一想都很风骚。
不过仔细一想,武小郎也明白了,现实不是香港古惑仔电影。现在都什么年代了,哪里还有占地盘之说?所谓的东街抗霸子和西街双花红棍不过是面子上的称呼罢了。
就算在东街区域内,浩南他们离开了这家桌球室,去吃一碗沙县都必须付钱,不给钱试试?
既然没有了地盘实际利益纷争,那么大家见面也没必要打打杀杀了,在游戏里面一决雌雄也很愉快嘛!
“你们下次什么时候和丧彪比赛?”武小郎随口问了一句。
“这个月月底,老大,难道你要来帮忙?!”
众人眼睛亮了起来。
“看有没有空吧。”武小郎淡淡道,“不过我可以教你们一套出装思路,起码你们在比赛的时候能时刻占据装备优势,也有利于你们平时打排位。”
“老大请赐教!”
浩南哥和众小弟齐刷刷的打开了手机的备忘录界面,动作之整齐,速度之快,堪比特种兵。
在教他们出装的过程中,武小郎胖子和众人也熟络了起来,聊的内容也随意了起来。
经过一番询问,让武小郎惊讶的是,之前他们问武小郎要的八千医药费并不是故意讹诈武小郎,而是真真切切的花了八千医药费。
原来,那个被武小郎控制撞电线杆的兄弟叫强子,早上撞完电线杆后,他就晕倒在了路边,当时刚好有一辆空的救护车经过公交站台,于是就有好心人拦下救护车,里面的医生护士二话不说,下车就把人装进了救护车。
但是这辆救护车所属的是一家私人的黑心医院,就是那种专治男科妇科性病科的,这下好了,昏迷的强子被拉到医院后,人还没醒就做了一整套的各种检测,查肝炎、查艾滋、查血糖……拍CT,拍胸透,拍X光……还差点被割了bao皮。
幸亏他醒的还算及时,才保住了二十多年的bao皮……
结果最后他脑门上被贴了五块钱不到的药酒和纱布,但是各种检查杂七杂八的费用却要八千多!
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