第421章 搞定班主任
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几分钟后……
武小郎坐在了赵菱家的沙上,还是一脸尴尬,他偷偷瞥了一眼坐在自己对面赵菱的胸,嗯,总算是穿内衣了,不过既然外面穿的是浅色薄短袖,内衣就不要穿斑点的啊,透过衣服还是能看到文胸完整的轮廓。
“那个,师父来了,你不给倒杯水吗?”
赵菱一直幽幽盯着自己也不问话,武小郎有些坐立难安。
赵菱起身,给武小郎拿了杯水。
“给。”
放到武小郎面前后,她又坐下了,不过这次她不再盯着武小郎看了,而是摆弄起了自己的手指。
“买的包子啊,三个包子够吃吗?家里有没有别的菜?”
武小郎觉得直接切入主题不太好!所以他打算先聊几句家常,和赵菱套套近乎温暖一下她,这样待会解释的时候才更能让她信服。
“够吃了,有老干妈。”
赵菱随意的回答着。
“包子,老干妈?”武小郎心中愕然,赵菱晚餐就只是吃包子就老干妈而已?是偶尔一次?还是每天晚上都是这样吃的?
再想想自己的晚餐是表姐精心做的梅菜扣肉和扬州炒饭,武小郎就觉得赵菱好可怜。
“那个,我表姐做了梅菜扣肉和扬州炒饭,我来的时候她要我请你到我家吃晚饭,你……去吧。”
没办法,武小郎向来心软,知道赵菱啃包子就老干妈,生活的这么马虎,他有好吃的怎么忍心不叫赵菱一起去呢!
武小郎刚说完,赵菱抬头看向了他,眼波流转。
“是梦婷叫我去的?还是你?”
“我表姐让你去的……”见赵菱眼神逐渐黯淡,武小郎马上接着道:“你是我徒弟,我当然也想让你去啦!”
“哦…”
赵菱歪了下脑袋,像个小孩。
“那个南宫飞燕真的是你女朋友?”
赵菱终于问到主题了。
“哎呀不是啦!我这怂样怎么会有她那种女朋友……”
武小郎不惜自嘲,果然惹的赵菱嘴角露出了一抹笑意。
“那她是谁?怎么会认识你?”
“她就是……一个我的狂热粉丝!”武小郎点点头,继续道:“毕竟上次的区域赛我们露脸太多了,也吸了无数粉丝,遇到几个任性不理智的粉丝很正常嘛!”
说粉丝是最好的解释,其实南宫飞燕就相当于武小郎的粉丝,武小郎这么说也没错。
“粉丝?”
“是啊!你微博上不是也有很多男生天天留言喊你老婆吗……”
武小郎说完,赵菱撇了撇嘴,自从上次区域赛过后她微博就涨粉无数,有很多喜欢她的男生在微博评论示爱喊老婆也是经常有的。
所幸苏雪和菊花还没玩微博。
“你怎么知道……”
赵菱语气里已经没有怀疑了。
武小郎心中冷笑,他知道赵菱有微博,所以不用看就知道肯定有男生在她微博底下喊老婆,因为胖子就经常干这事,喜欢某个美女主播了,就关注人家然后整天在人家微博下面喊老婆……
还好武小郎没被胖子传染这个恶趣味……
“那她怎么认识你的?”赵菱继续问道。
“路上被认出来的呗!开始我以为她只是想认识我一下,然后就被她缠住了……”
武小郎摊开手,一脸无奈。
“肯定是看人家漂亮,被缠着也很爽吧?”
赵菱这么说,武小郎只好道:“再漂亮也没有你漂亮啊!”
“哼!油嘴滑舌!”
著名大神作家千古力说过一句话:当女人骂男人油嘴滑舌的时候,那她心里一定是开心的。
赵菱现在就很开心,因为武小郎说她比南宫飞燕漂亮!
“可是……”赵菱还有疑惑,“既然你和南宫飞燕没有关系,那今天她来俱乐部的时候你为什么那么怂?出来直接告诉她你不认她这个女朋友不就行了?”
武小郎深吸一口气,赵菱终于问到关键点了,他可不敢告诉她自己一直不敢出来其实是怕自己正牌女友苏雪知道。
“那个…你也看到了,这个南宫飞燕不是一般人,厉害的很,手段也很毒辣,我不是对手啊,她…她要挟我我也无力抵抗!”
“她要挟你?”
见赵菱眼里顿时流露出关心之色,武小郎心中一暖,其实赵菱一直很关心他,他知道。
“只是要挟我口头承认她是我女友而已,我虽然没反对,但也没有答应,一切都是她一厢情愿。”武小郎见赵菱还有些疑惑,便继续道:“其实我当时之所以怂,主要也是怕暴露我们俩的师徒关系嘛!”
“是吗……”
赵菱低下头,含情脉脉。
旋即又担心问道:“那个南宫飞燕吃醋为什么会找我呢?我们…我们……又没有什么。”
“都是我不好,是我为了不让她烦我对她说我就是和班主任在一起也不会和她在一起的……”武小郎有些汗颜,这句话倒纯粹是他瞎编的,“这是我的错,对不起……”
“我不怪你……”
赵菱咬着嘴唇,看武小郎的眼神已经变得柔情似水了起来。
武小郎连忙转移话题:“那个,今天我过来一是想和你解释清楚。二呢,就是感谢你的仗义相救。你今天下午说的话不是真的吧……”
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