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陈羽一掌拍去:「什么求你,我是打劫你!杀土豪,分田地!」

丁坤一闪,躲过袭击,叹道:「去还是不去,给兄弟一句话。龙腾小说ltxs520.com」

「去!」陈羽这次没再逗这老六,「去给我把钱拿来,要五千块,这钱不用说也是财神女赞助的一部分,本来全是我的,我不抬抬价才没天理了。」

丁坤大喜:「ok!就这么定了。」

陈羽向门口走去,打开门,回头看着丁坤道:「问题是,像你刚才说的那样子训练,能训练好吗?」

「你会一直在场上训练吗?」丁坤反问。

陈羽甩了甩头:「我每分钟几十万上下,有空陪你们一直玩,最多每天耍半小时。」

「那不就行了!」丁坤哈哈笑道。

陈羽无语。

第4章美女宝典

陈羽来到教室门口,第一节课还没有结束,陈羽就站在教室外的阳台走廊上抽烟,打算等下了课再进去。

从窗户外面可以看到班主任秦嫣,正站在教室的讲台上授课。秦嫣年仅三十二岁就已经是内科学副教授,东方大学医学院教务处主任,同时还兼任陈羽他们班的班主任。加上在医学院附属医院副主任医师职称,可以说才华出众,能力惊人。

然而这么多头衔也不如秦嫣那个东方大学四大美女老师之一更引人瞩目,在美女如云的东方大学能排得上号可不是容易之事,相比之下,美女的才学反而只是点缀了,人们提起陈圆圆,想起的都是红颜祸水、倾国倾城,又有谁还记得她能弹能唱,精通音律乐器,博览群书,知史晓政?

隔着窗户,可以看到秦嫣身着一套得体的深灰色毛呢西服套裙,将其曲线玲珑的完美身段修饰地无比诱人,表情生动,口若悬河,浑身上下透露着美丽睿智的气息,台下一众男女生认真听讲,尤其是男生们,正用无比孺慕、敬仰的目光紧紧地盯着秦老师的脸庞……和身段……

秦嫣的课热情而生动,枯燥的课程在她的讲解下,变得充满趣味,各种病例随手拈来,大大增加了学生们对理论的理解。秦嫣在讲课时,眼神也专注地看着台下的同学们……在她专心讲课的时候,很少分神在课堂之外的事情上,即使教室外打雷、下冰雹,她也不为所动,然而这次课她似乎稍微有一点点分心,真的只有一点点……

秦嫣的眼神不经意地往教室外一瞟——于是就现了正在悠哉游哉抽烟的陈羽。

秦嫣将粉笔一扔,大步走出教室,在全班同学惊愕、好笑、羡慕、嫉妒、讽刺的目光中,一把拔掉了陈羽叼在嘴里面的香烟,然后就揪住了陈羽的耳朵,恶狠狠地教训道:「我的课你也敢翘!期末考试是不是不打算过了?正好,毕不了业我正高兴!小小年纪就学人家抽烟!」

陈羽哎呦叫唤着:「秦老师您轻点,我也不小了,18岁的成人礼n年前就过了。」

秦嫣继续揪:「那也不行,当心生癌生死你!」

一个长得有点抱歉地女同学摇着头:「悍妻啊!可见漂亮女人也不见得都是温顺的。」

一个带着眼镜地男同学摇头晃脑地猜测:「一定是陈羽这段时间只记得玩弄低年级学妹,冷落了秦老师,秦老师欲求不满,肝火旺盛,这次陈羽一翘课,就好像点燃了导火索,于是终于爆了!」

他身边的女生像个可爱的小白兔:「啊呀,临近期末,要是陈羽再这么怠慢下去,我们岂不是都要受他连累?欲求不满的女人可是很可怕的,到时候拿我们出气,这可怎么办?」

同学们正在议论间,方才课堂上还温文尔雅充满才女气息的秦老师,一手拎着陈羽的耳朵,一只脚「砰!——」地踹开教室门,将陈羽往赵雪旁边的空位上一扔,说道:「赵雪,你给我看着他,要是他再敢翘我的课!我就……我就把这次考试的难度加大,我看他怎么过关!」

同学们可怜兮兮地看着秦嫣,想不到这年头也有株连九族这种事情生,秦嫣这一棍子下去,打着了全班人。

下课铃声响起,秦嫣说道:「陈羽,中午放了学到我办公室!现在下课!」

第二节是陈教授的诊断学,陈羽左边是赵雪,右边则是一个长相蛮清秀的女孩子,陈羽听了没有十分钟就没了兴致,转头对右边的女生道:「嗨!美女,我们好像在哪儿见过?」

女生点点头:「嗯。」

「既然见过,不如下了课去吃顿饭?」

「好啊!」

「吃了饭之后再找个地方休息下,顺便打一炮?」

「好啊!」

「哇!美女,真的假的?」

女生终于忍无可忍:「帅哥,不要把你在学校外钓美眉的手段,拿到相处三年的同学身上好不好。」

陈羽恍然道:「哈!对啊!我想起来了,你就是那个……你不就叫那个……

那个嘛!」

女生气愤地在桌下拧了陈羽的大腿一下:「齐素岚!可不许再忘记了。」

陈羽嘻嘻笑着:「我怎么会忘记呢?开个玩笑而已,美女的姓名打死我也不会忘的。」

齐素岚自我解嘲地笑了一下说:「可惜我虽然还算的上是美女,可是你身边的级、级美女也实在太多了。你曾说赵雪是s级美女,绝代天骄,旷古绝今;aaa级美女倾国倾城,颠倒众生,只有秦老师和十大系花之的黄小蕊是aaa级;aa级美女人间绝色,红颜祸水,如四大美女老师的另外三位和十大系花;a级美女沉鱼落雁,闭月羞花,普通系花是a级;B级美女紫府无双,娇美夺目,为各系出色美女,但比起系花稍有差距;c级美女则是娉婷婉约,俏丽可人,通常为各班班花;至于最低的d级美女,哦,就是我这种,眉清目秀,尚可一观。」

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