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侯岛见目的达到,就决定继续接受她的再教育,把他内心对女人的一些龌龊想法都吐了出来了。更多小说ltxs520.com他想来想去,实在觉得对美女没什么龌龊的想法,只好如实说:“我实在没什么坏水可吐的了……”
殷柔玩得正起劲儿,一口咬定:“不要认为你叫侯岛,别人就理所当然地认为你厚道。你那一肚子坏水我看得明明白白的,快讲,坦白从宽,抗拒从严……”
“我肚子里实在没坏水了!”
“别磨叽,坦白从宽,抗拒从严!”
见她一副不容讨价还价的样子,他便敲开记忆那道门,搜索他从关注女性开始的那些对女性的一些歪歪的想法。不过,他越搜索那些事情越觉得男人对女人有点企图是正常的。作为正常的男人,见了女人哪有不动心的?不吐出那些想法来吧,她说他在敷衍,内心隐藏着更大的罪恶;吐出那些想法来吧,他又实在没什么可吐,又不得不要去喝下那3瓶酒……
他一番深思熟虑后,终于想到了读高中时偷听到别人讲的一个黄色笑话,那就是用“脚”(jo)“搁”(go)“往”“落”(1o)为韵脚作打油诗时,有一特别黄。他想,那打油诗大概可以代表男人对女人的坏水吧!
他想了想,装作一本正经地对她说:“既然你非说我满肚子坏水没吐出来,既然你非要为天下美女做出牺牲,那我就成全你!我坦白交待吧。我以前做过一黄诗:师傅师娘四只脚,晚上师傅在师娘的肚子上搁,鸡巴常来常往,屁股时起时落……”
她还没听完听,就又将餐巾纸丢到了他身上,同时大骂到:“下流……无耻……不要脸……脸皮厚……”呵呵,这倒像是她在向他倾吐女人对男人的一肚子恶水了。
没办法,按照规定,她又得罚喝酒。
她一时很气愤,也很委屈,一口气把剩下的半瓶喝下去了。她喝下去了后,轻轻地趴在桌子上。见此,侯岛内心不免有几分后悔。为什么要提出罚她喝酒呢?现在她喝得这样高,怎么办呢?冲动啊,喝酒时容易冲动啊!
他想了想,便走过去扶她。谁知,她将他推了一把,就冲到洗手间去了。他只好找来服务员,请服务员跟着去看看她。
在她去洗手间的空档,他赶快结了帐。一看时间,十点了。他们都该回家了。
从洗手间出来后,她的气色好多了。
他提起她留在忆湘馆的手提包,对她说:“走吧,不早了,该回去了。”
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殷柔显然对他的那一做法不满,一把抢过手提包,就往外走。她突然脚一滑,身子一歪,眼看就要倒下了!他虽然喝高了一点,但已经醒得差不多了,赶快上前去扶她。没想到,她顺势倒在了他怀里,将脸紧紧贴在他的胸膛上。
说实在的,他们今晚在一起喝酒异常开心。但他还是觉得不“贪时间”为好,待会儿她回去时,他们那个样子去面对庄德祥,怎么也说不过去。因此,他期盼着她能较快酒醒,至少要她能从楼下爬回家。要不,深夜了。学生抱着醉酒的师娘,送她回家,老师心里总免不了有些异样想法的。虽然庄德祥已上了他的女友,但那至少是偷偷的,如果他上师娘被庄德祥现了,那么他的结局肯定很惨。
想到这些,他放弃了酒后乱性的想法,把她抱在怀里,用手捏了捏她的人中,将她弄醒。过了片刻,她清醒了一些,便扶着他的腰,重一脚轻一脚地走出了红楼续梦酒家。他拦了一辆出租车,到她家所在的小区门口后,委托保安把她送上楼去了。
等他回家时,狄丽丽早已经上床睡觉了。
进门后,她睁开眼睛问他:“干嘛一天不回家?”
“遇到了以前的老朋友,喝酒去了!他们拉着一起喝,不知不觉地就喝高了!”
“还要不要这个家啊?就知道喝酒喝酒!看都到了几点!快点去洗澡吧!”狄丽丽满脸怒容地对他说。
侯岛看了看她,气得半天没说话。他心想,他妈的,心理素质真强,上午跟别人做了苟且之事,晚上还能装作什么都没有地面对男朋友!难怪现在某些男人被女人当木偶玩,原来女人这样深不可测……
他想了想,没说什么,就去洗澡了!
睡觉时,狄丽丽出乎意料地对他温柔,轻轻地抱着他,双眼里充满了柔情,并用手不断拍打着他的背。可他实在没心情,实在兴奋不起来,翻过身压在她身上就呼呼地睡着了。
酒色相连。此时此刻,任何女人向他示好,他都能毫不犹豫地兴奋起来,但狄丽丽却让他兴奋不起来,因为白天的事让他此时难以释怀。白天遇到了那样的事,他只能像鸵鸟一样消极回避,作为男人,他觉得很失败,很失败!做梦都要流泪!
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第二天,侯岛睡到快七点才醒(平时总是六点起床,长期养成的贱命习惯)。他身子软绵绵的,一动不想动,就瞄了狄丽丽一眼。这时,她突然在他大腿上掐了一把。
没想到小女子突然来这一招儿。他哎哟了一声,用手在她屁股上拍了一下,用嘴使劲地吹她的头。他不明白,昨天遇到她干“那样的事情”,为什么今早却还这样爱她。难道真他妈的是陷入爱情中的人智商低吗?管他!既然被“爱”强奸了,就再爱这个给他戴绿帽的女人一回吧!想着,他便在她的脸上吻了一下。
“干嘛?早上睡觉多爽!别打扰我!你起床时要轻一点,知道不?”狄丽丽略有几分不耐烦地对他说。
“原来你在装睡啊!醒了,醒了就起床吧!今天周一,有课!”他一边抚摸着她,一边对她说。
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