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侯岛将被子往上拉了拉,没说什么,睡觉去了。早晨睡觉香,懒得去理会她那些。但等狄丽丽出去以后,侯岛躺在床上想了想,觉得他说话有点过分:自己睡懒觉还要臭骂她一顿。像个男人吗?嗨,男人有时还真有些劣根性,烦躁时就骂他的女人……

他想了一会儿,正想美美地睡上一觉,电话响了,让他不得不起来去接电话。

“喂,你死哪个色(你是谁呀)?”他不知不觉地从口里冒出了一句湖北话,丝毫没考虑对方听不听得懂。等话音落了后,他才蓦然意识到他失语:在北京,打交道的大多是北方人,交流时多是说普通话,有几个人听得懂湖北话呢?这样与别人说话,是不是被别人认为是不礼貌呢?……

见对方没吭声,他只好赶快又用普通话补了一句:“喂,您好,请问,您找谁啊?”

“你是谁啊?这不是侯岛的座机电话吗?你究竟是谁啊……”侯岛追问了一句后,对方总算回了一句话。通过听声音,侯岛意识到原来是殷柔打来的。

“哦,原来是殷老师啊!我以为是哪个老乡打来的呢?不好意思啊……”

“没事,没事!不过,你那方言难听,听不懂……”

“哦,哦,是吗?我不觉得……您,您有什么事吗?”

“没什么事。打电话找你说一个事儿。你说奇怪不奇怪,那次我们聚了聚后,我包里多一个手机。我打开一看,现是你的。不好意思,侵犯你的隐私了。我这段时间忙,忘记了告诉你……我今天早上床时,才突然记起了这件事。这不?我给你打电话来了。你什么时候有空来我家一趟,把你的手机拿回去吧。这年头,没手机不行……”殷柔笑着对他说。

“哦,原来我的手机掉在你包里啊!我一直以为酒喝多了丢了呢!谢谢您啊,谢谢您啊……”见殷柔看到他的手机,他的目的已经达到,就非常高兴地感谢说。

“没什么。大家是朋友,你这样就见外了……”殷柔见侯岛那样感谢她,一时也有些不知所措。

“呵呵,好的,有空我就来……”

“那我挂了啊!拜拜!”

“拜拜!”

挂了电话后,侯岛看了看时间,都十点多了,就穿好衣服起床。都十点多了,还睡什么睡!再睡的话,岂不成了猪?

刚洗漱完毕,狄丽丽卖早点回来了。她带回了一杯豆浆,三根油条。嗨,又吃这玩意儿。他最厌恶的食品就是炸的。一那油锅里的油,不知道炸了几个星期,还在继续用。而且听说,有些不法商贩用泔水油来炸!想起那些来,他就没胃口儿!

但是,没办法,该吃时还是要吃!人是铁,饭是钢,一餐不吃饿得慌。何况美女伺候到手边,你不给面子怎么行呢!在这世界上,不给他人面子就是给自己难堪。尤其是男人在女人面前,不给那些有虚荣心的女人一点面子,那更是免不了惹一身麻烦的。

“谢谢老婆!”他接过来,吻了她一下,装作很饿的样子,迅将三根油条和一杯豆浆解决了。男人嘛,需要的就是男子汉气概,大碗喝酒大口吃肉,骑马打天下的,因此吃饭太慢也容易被看成缺乏男人气息的表现之一。侯岛迅吃完,无非就是要表现一下他是个男人,无非就是要表现一下他喜欢吃狄丽丽买的早点。

侯岛吃早点就对狄丽丽说:“刚才我的一个老乡打来电话,说他那里有点急事,需要我过去帮忙一下。待会儿,我就过去……”

他也知道做人要厚道,不能在老婆面前撒谎,但他要去找殷柔,说了实话就会遭狄丽丽盘问,惹一身麻烦的。在这个诚信异常缺乏的社会里,说实话虽然是美德,但有时撒谎却更能提高效率,更能把事办好,更能制造“双赢”的局面。

“哪个老乡?有什么事?不能在电话里说吗?非要让你过去一次?”狄丽丽看了看他,不解地问道,“不去行吗?今天在家里陪我……”没想到,侯岛并没蒙混过关,还是遭到盘问。

好看的txt电子书

“我也不想去,但不得不去。你想想,那个老乡是我一起穿破档裤的朋友,他被车撞伤了,我不去,还像个男人吗?”侯岛想都没想就撒谎说。没办法,已经撒了一个慌,为了这个慌不被揭破,就不得不违心去撒第二个第三个第n个慌了。

“那我跟你一起去吧。”狄丽丽见他如此说,就紧接着对他说。

“不用了。你不认识那个老乡,而且他住的地方离这里又远。你还是呆在家里面休息吧!要不,找个人陪你逛街?”见她要与他一起去,他认为这个慌肯定是揭穿了,便迅拒绝了她。

她想了想,就好不情愿地同意不与他一起去“看老乡”。

他走到镜子前整了整衣服,便准备出门。见此,狄丽丽把她的手机递给了他,说:“拿着!有事打电话。我就在家里睡觉,哪里也不去……”

侯岛略略犹豫了一会儿,接过她的手机,在她脸上轻轻吻了一下,“依依不舍”地出去了!

正文第2o章造访师娘

前段时间,因为手机不再,侯岛的生活有很多不方面。虽然有电话,但电话不能信息,侯岛想跟师妹师姐交流一下感情都不方便。不能再拖了,他决意要拿回他的手机。

到了殷柔家所在的小区后,侯岛给庄德祥打了一个电话,说在研究《金瓶梅》中遇到了一些困难,希望今天能当面请教。

庄德祥说他现在有急事在外面,让他</P></TD>

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