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“你们吃饭啊!怎么一个人只吃菜,一个人只吃饭呢?搞什么鬼啊!”侯岛看着她们奇怪地行为,忍不住问道。

“呵呵,我们喂猪啊!你别问了,将嘴张开!我们要喂猪!”刘欣一边笑,一边夹着菜往侯岛嘴边送。

侯岛见能享受如此好的待遇,只好张开嘴巴接住。

“好吃不好吃?”殷柔立即笑着问侯岛。

“好吃!当然好吃!我从小就吃惯了这个口味,当然觉得好吃!”侯岛笑了笑回答说。品美食是侯岛的爱好之一。能吃到从小就吃惯了家乡菜,侯岛当然会毫不犹豫地说好吃。再说,有俩个美女侍候着他吃饭,他不说好吃都不行。因为面子是不能不给,尤其是男人在喜欢的女人面前。

“那吃一口饭吧!”殷柔见侯岛说菜好吃,又急忙夹着饭送到侯岛嘴边。一人喂菜,一人喂饭,她们配合得还真不错!

侯岛笑了笑,吞下去了。

侯岛吃下那口饭后,刘欣又立即喂菜。侯岛没慌着去接,而是笑着问他说:我怎么这样幸福啊!有两个美女给我喂饭菜!”

“你傻人自有傻人福呗!”殷柔说话似乎很不给侯岛面子,一张口就说他是傻人。不过好在是笑着说的,如果是严肃的态度说,那么将更会让他尴尬了。

“谁让你是我们的宠物猪啊!我们能不精心喂养心爱的宠物猪吗?”刘欣也接着调侃侯岛,“别磨叽了,吃菜吧!”

“不,我要说清楚再吃!”侯岛将脸偏了偏,笑着说,“两个美女,两个师娘,都这样关心照顾我……”

“是啊,我们都将你当成孩子,所以在你住院期间要精心照顾你啊!”殷柔抢过侯岛的话说。

“不会吧?你们将我当作孩子?不可能!将我当做情人还差不多!有两个美丽的师娘做情人,此生做学生不冤枉……”侯岛有几分洋洋得意起来。

“切,臭美啊!我可不是你师娘!”刘欣立即打断了侯岛的话说,“你的嘴巴闲不住啊,快点吃菜!快点吃菜!”

“好啊!你就是我的师娘。我老师的情人就是我的情人师娘……”侯岛并没去接住吃菜,而是抢着回答刘欣的话。

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“吃菜!”刘欣的脸色略略一变,夹住菜立即将侯岛的嘴堵住。侯岛只好停止说话,将塞到嘴里的菜吃下去。

“侯岛,你小子越来越狂了!别乱说啊!”殷柔也瞪了侯岛一眼,觉得他说的话有所不妥。

侯岛吃完那口菜后,殷柔怕他又说什么,抓住机会,给他喂了一口饭。侯岛接过饭咀嚼了几口,刘欣又迅喂莱过来。

侯岛见她们配合得如此默契,意识到她们在合伙折腾他,就坚决拒绝:“你当时喂猪啊,喂得这样快!我都快被你们噎死了!”

“呵呵,谁叫你的嘴巴闲不住,谁叫你瞎说啊!”刘欣赌气似的队侯岛说,吃饭堵住了嘴,就没时间瞎说了……”

“呵呵……”殷柔在旁边看着笑,既不帮侯岛说话,也不帮刘欣说话。

“我什么瞎说啊!我说的是事实!从某种意义上说,你们都是我的师娘,而且都与我上过床!如果有人此刻进来问我,你床上的两个美女是谁啊,我会毫不犹豫地自豪地回答说,我床上的两个美女都是我师娘,我爱上了师娘的床……”侯岛见刘欣跟他聊起来,又趁机瞎吹神侃起来了。他知道,女人是感觉型动物,神吹瞎侃将她们哄得高兴的话,她们是不会太计较你说什么的,就像一个男人与女人亲密到一定程度,侵犯她们的敏感部位,她们都不会真正勃然大怒,告你性骚扰的,甚至还会带着羞涩笑着说讨厌呢!

“你……”刘欣一下子将菜强行塞到侯岛嘴里,堵住他的嘴,让他不再说下去。

殷柔的脸色也开始严肃了一点,对侯岛说:“吃饭吧,别瞎扯!你啊,就别瞎说了!大家心照不宣就行!记住啊,有些事能说不能做,有些事能做不能说,有些事既能说又能做,有些事既不能说也不能做!善于把握这些的,才是成熟的人。知道不?”

侯岛一边咀嚼嘴里的菜,一边点了点头。

“知道就好!来,吃口饭!”殷柔笑着给他喂了一口饭。

侯岛接过了。刘欣急忙喂了一口菜,侯岛又忙不迭地接过。

过了一会儿,那一盒菜和一盒饭吃完了。侯岛时她们说:“我吃饱了!你们光顾着喂我,还没吃饭呢!你们吃饭吧!”

“先将你喂好再说!省得你瞎说!”刘欣说罢,又让殷柔将另一盒菜递给她。

侯岛实在不想再吃,再次时她们说:“我吃饱了!你们吃饭去吧!否则,否则我就瞎说,说得你们吃不下饭!”

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她们相时一笑,说:“别,别,我们肚子也饿了,也需要吃饭补充下!”

“那快去吃饭吧!”侯岛催促她们说。

她们很快将剩下的两盒饭一盒菜吃掉了。

吃完饭后,她们收拾了一下,然后坐下来陪着侯岛闲聊。护士小姐下午来换药时,看了看侯岛:这小子的女人缘不错的,已经有4个女人到医院来陪他了!

侯岛不理会护士有什么想法,换完药躺了一会儿,便时刘欣说:“刘姐,你去接曼曼吧!有殷老师</P></TD>

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