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一天,小帅在办公室请任老师辅导时,包老师抱着黄黄的茶杯进来,十分惊讶地瞄了他一眼,便肆无忌惮地与另一个男老师聊天。

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聊着聊着,包老师讲了一条令人大跌眼镜的黄色新闻:xx才有意思,撮合x主任和他老婆上了床,还亲自问x主任:我老婆R得过瘾不?真是荒淫无耻啊……

说着包老师就笑起来。另一个男老师也笑起来。任老师听到那番话后,脸全部红了。小帅虽平时也喜欢说些黄色笑话,但从没当着女生的面说,见包老师如此毫无顾忌,他的脸也禁不住红了,抬起头来看了看包老师。

小帅抬头看包老师时,包老师才意识到他说了不应该说的话,才觉得有点尴尬,便将头扭到一边。但过了两三分钟后,包老师很严肃地批评他:“狄小帅,你老呆在办公室做什么?到教室去!”这不是故意找茬儿吗?他在办公室请教老师啊,关包老师屁事!

小帅见包老师突然吆喝他,意识到他在报复,便回答说:“我在问题!”

“问题?我看你有问题!你这种不搞学习的学生,到办公室来问题?打死我都不信!”包老师带着几分蔑视看着小帅,十分不客气。

“我是问题!我写了诗,找任老师指点!”小帅见包老师那样小看他,十分理直气壮地说。

“你会写诗?写作文不错别字连篇就不错了!”说着,包老师就走过来时任老师说:“小任啊,递给我看看!”

任老师没办法,只好将小帅写的那诗交给了他。包老师拿起来毫无顾忌地念起来:“哭时雨│醉时雨│月里汝│心里汝│思亦秋│念亦秋│日里瞅│梦里瞅│俯身月│举月│见你悦│看你悦……”

小帅红着脸站在那里,因为他的诗句有部分是抄的,唯恐被包老师看出来,唯恐被包老师揭穿了感到窘迫。

包老师看了那诗,一下子丢到办公桌上,说:“什么狗屁!不好好搞学习,拿这些卿卿我我的东西来浪费老师的时间!走吧!”

小帅看了包老师一眼,满眼充满愤恨,真想冲上去揍他一顿,但任老师已经拿过那张纸,塞到他手里:“小帅,你先下去吧!”

小帅见他喜欢的女老师对他那样好,忍一口气走了。就在小帅刚出办公室门,包老师就大声时任老师说:“小任啊,你刚教书,很多东西不熟悉!教书啊,不要渴望将每个学生都教好,只渴望每个学生都听话,教好了几个,将升学率搞上去就行了!狄小帅那种学生啊,不是搞学习的料,教他不如去教牛……”

小帅听到那话,心里忌恨极了。奶奶的,教我还不如教牛呢,你以为你多神气啊!

小帅从此就非常恨包阳,只要任老师和包老师在一起,他就要想办法去打扰一下。不到两个月,任老师走了。小帅有些失落,上语文课总是趴在桌子上睡觉。你包阳讲你的课,我狄小帅睡我的觉。

包阳也不理会小帅,上课时拿着教案懒洋洋地念,管下面的学生短信递纸条还是做春秋大梦啊!

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那次期中考试后,包阳讲语文试卷,讲到一些选择题,采用“a不对,B不对,d不时,所以选c”的讲题方式,却无意间惹怒了小帅,被小帅揍了……

听完小帅讲完那事,侯岛笑着对他说:“看来,你与那个包老师冲突,不仅仅是为了讲题的事,还有旧年陈账啊!”

“是的!这个包阳,哪有什么资格教书啊!纯粹是误人子弟!”提起那件事,小帅就有几分气愤,“他那种人,不好好治理一下,那还不害死人!”

“呵呵,你说得也是!不过,我认为你与包老师冲突,还有其他的原因!”

“是吗?有其他原因?什么原因啊?我怎么不知道?”小帅既惊讶又兴奋地问侯岛。

“为了争夺女人!

“啊!不会吧?我怎么不知道啊!”

“从你讲的看,你喜欢任老师,包老师也喜欢,都想办法去接近她!由于包老师是老师,强行将你从办公室赶走,你觉得特别没面子,所以你潜意识里一直想揍他出气。那次讲试卷时,你们之间矛盾爆。你便新仇旧恨算在一起,将他揍了!我相信,如果在平时,或者换了其他老师,你是不会揍老师的,对不时?”侯岛慢慢地给小帅分析道。

“是的!姐夫,你真神!分析得太准了!”小帅以非常崇拜的眼神看着侯岛。

“这算什么?我还看出了很多秘密呢?”侯岛诡秘地笑着说。当然他想引起小帅的好奇心。

“是吗?什么秘密?”小帅果然很好奇地问。

“有关你的秘密。不过,我不会说的,连你姐也不告诉!”侯岛故作玄虚起来。

“你蒙我!”小帅有几分怀疑,因为他觉得自己做事鬼不知神不觉的,秘密怎么可能被侯岛知道呢!

“不蒙你!我什么时候蒙过你啊?我知道你的秘密,从你的眼神里就看出了!”侯岛很自信地说。

“那你说啊!我看说得对不时!”狄小帅当然不相信侯岛看人能看到对方心窝里。

“我说,不过,你要答应我一个要求!”侯岛趁机给狄小帅提条件。

“行!你说吧,什么要求?你看出我的秘密是什么?”小帅想都没想就回答说

“什么要求?就是要求你明天就回老家上学去!你还在读高中呢,怎么一出来就几天呢?学习紧着呢,课程落下了怎么办?!侯岛很严肃地说。

“……”小帅看了看侯岛,半天不说话。

“你答应了啊。不准反悔啊!”侯岛毫不容质疑地说。

“可是,我做了错事要负责啊,我等你的伤好了后再回去……”小帅想了想,立即将反悔的理由拿出来。

“我明白你的心意。我已经彻底原惊你了!你回去吧!”侯岛打断小帅的?</P></TD>

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