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“那你就自己一伙吧,谁让你愿意玩打仗啦!”姐姐冷冷地说道。

“开始喽,小心!”正当我感到势单力孤之际,林红手中的大条帚已经毫不客气地向我袭来,我手忙脚乱地躲避着。

我们三个人模仿起马路上大人们天天玩的、十分剌激的、非常有趣的武斗游戏,林红挥舞着大条帚,姐姐抡起了她的破皮筋,而我则操起了托布把,三个人就这样在屋子里兴致勃勃地搞起了武斗。

性格泼辣的林红先向我起凌厉的攻势,条帚把雨点般地落在我的头上、背部、胳膊上。姐姐也不甘示弱,那重重地落在我脊背上的破皮筋,给我留下深刻的印象。

望着心爱的林红和尊敬的姐姐,我手中的托布把迟迟不肯挥舞过去,是啊,男子汉,大丈夫,怎么与女孩子一般见识,打女孩子算是什么本事啊,想到此,我举着托布,仅仅招架着,决不回手,可是,两个女孩却丝毫也不领情,继续猛烈的攻击着我。

渐渐地,我再也招架不住两个女孩的强大攻势,手中的武器——托布把被林红缴获。失去武器的我捂着脑袋落荒而逃,我慌不择路地跑到了里间屋,把床单挂在晒衣绳上,然后抱着头躲在后面,企图以此抵挡住两个小女孩的疯狂进攻。

林红很快就把床单挑落到地板上,已经无处躲藏的我,此时唯一的出路就是钻到床板底下去。

“你投降不投降!”此刻,林红握着原本属于我的武器,那只长长的托布把狠狠地指着我那冒汗的鼻子尖:“你服不服?”

“服了,林红,我服了!”我上气不接下气地回答道。

“投降不投降?”

“我投降,我投降!”

“缴枪不杀,快点把手举起来!”姐姐带着胜利者无比自豪的微笑,命令我道。

“我投降,我举手!”

我垂头丧气地从床底下爬出来,在两个女孩叽叽喳喳的嘲讽声中无可奈何地举起了双手。

“靠到墙边那去!”林红继续在我面前挥动着那根托布把:“靠到墙边那去,我们要把你枪毙掉!”

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“别,别,”我急忙央求道:“别啊,别枪毙我啊,我不是已经投降了吗!”

“反革命都要枪毙的!”林红的态度异常坚决。

“别,别枪毙我,林红姐,”我立刻改变了口吻,异常讨好地称林红为姐姐:“林红姐,别枪毙我,我,我有宝贝送给你!”

“哦,”林红最喜欢我称呼她为姐姐,这样的称呼可不是每天都能听得到的,只有在我有求于她的时候,为了达到目的,我才不得不称呼她为姐姐。

“好吧,”林红的态度有所改变:“那就留下你一条狗命吧,你有什么宝贝啊,还不快点拿出来,给我看看!快,快点拿出来!”

“是,林红姐,你等着,我这就给你取来!”

我放下双手,再次钻到床铺底下,将昨天现的那只大皮箱呼哧呼哧地推了出来,我非常乖巧地在林红面前打开了皮箱盖:“林红姐,你看,我有这么多的宝贝啊,你喜欢哪个啊,你喜欢哪个就拿哪个吧!随你便拿!”

“哎哟!”林红扔掉托布把,低头看看了豁然敞开的大皮箱,脸上显出了失望之色:“就这个啊,我还以为是什么宝贝呢!”

“林红姐,你看!”我抓起一枚毛主席像章在林红的眼前展示着。

“哼,”林红则不以为然地嘀咕道:“就这玩意啊,我家也有,我家还有夜光的呢!”

“什么夜光的?”我转过头去问姐姐:“姐姐,啥叫夜光的,好玩吗?”

“好玩,就是,就是,……”

“嘿嘿,”林红抢过姐姐的话茬:“笨蛋,连夜光像章都没见过,告诉你吧,戴着那种像章在黑天里走路,就比如在咱们那黑乎乎的大走廊里时,像章能出非常非常耀眼的光芒,这回你知道了吧,笨蛋!”

“哦,这是什么!”林红从箱底拽出一捆五颜六色的报纸和画册:“是画报,来,咱们歇一会,看看画报吧!”

说完,林红抱着沉甸甸的画册再次跳上床铺,我们小心奕奕地解开扎捆着报纸和画册的卷绳,哇,一幅幅花花绿绿的、令人头晕目眩的彩色画面立刻映入眼帘。我们兴奋异常地翻腾着,年长一些,见识广一些的姐姐和林红争先恐后地给我讲解着,尤其是好为人师的林红,她指着一幅幅画面口若悬河、滔滔不绝:“这个长着大鼻子的家伙是赫鲁晓夫,是个老苏修!”

我低下头去,看了看林红用手指不停在点划着的老苏修赫鲁晓夫,哇,好赅人啊,赫鲁晓夫露出长毛的大鼻子比紫茄子还要长,骇人的大嘴巴里伸出两枚令人生畏的、能把人撕得粉碎的大獠牙;而狰狞丑陋的美国大兵,额头上贴着硕大的狗皮膏药,手里握着一颗可怕的、可以把地球炸烂的原子弹;最为滑稽可笑的当属刘少奇,他吐着血红色的、滴着鲜血的狗舌头,四条腿走路,屁股后面还托着一条长长的大尾巴,不伦不类。紧随其后的,是一条张牙舞爪的美女蛇。

“它是王光美!”林红指着青黑色的美女蛇对我说道:“她是刘少奇的老婆。”说完,林红顺手从地板上拣起一根刚刚吃完的冰糕棍问我道:“66,你看,这是啥?”

“冰糕棍呗!”我一面欣赏着画报,一面漫不经心地回答道。

“那,你能把它撅折吗?”说着,林红把那根冰糕棍塞到我的手里。

“哼,这还不好办,你看!”方才被林红打得屁滚尿流,败退到床板底下,最后,非常可耻地举手投降,现在,如果我连一根冰糕棍还撅不折,我还是不是一个男子汉啊?

“啪!”无辜的、可怜的冰糕棍被我无情地拦腰撅为两段,我带着得意的微笑把被腰斩的冰糕棍送到林红眼前,不停地摇晃着:“林红姐,你看,冰糕根让我撅折了吧!”

“刘少奇的老婆真缺德,人家拿棍,她给撅折。”

噢,这套顺口溜林红是从哪里学来的啊?我怎么一次也没听说过啊,刚才被林红痛打了一顿,丢尽了颜面,</P></TD>

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