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可是,每当我翻动一下身体,变换一种睡姿,姑姑立刻便会使我无法想象地清醒过来,不厌其烦地整理着被我折腾得乱纷纷的棉被角,十分谨慎地将被我蹬踢到脚下的棉被重新覆盖到我的身上。
沉睡之后的我时常会做出一件令人极其难堪但却又无可奈何的、无法抑制的事情来:尿床。唉,在这里把自己这段如此光辉灿烂的历史讲出来可真有点让我无地自容啊。
每次尿床,我都会不可避免地遭至妈妈一番毫无情面的贬损,弄得我十分难堪。可是,当我在姑姑身旁生这等尴尬之事时,姑姑会悄悄地将此事给我隐瞒起来,把我的那幅杰作——画满地图的大床单悄悄地塞到床板底下去,等妈妈上班后,姑姑再偷偷地把我的大作,掏出来在我的眼前顽皮地晃过来晃过去:“嘻嘻,这是谁干的好事啊,嗯?”
我惭愧地低下头去,灼热的脸蛋能烤熟鸡蛋,姑姑爱怜地拍拍我的脑袋瓜:“大侄啊,脸红什么啊,没事,姑姑这就把它洗干净!”
说完,姑姑已经将被尿液浸透的大床单扔进硕大的洗衣盆里然后坐到小方椅上咔咔咔地揉搓起来。为了防备我旧病复,每天晚上临睡前,姑姑都要督促我把尿排净再上床睡觉,深夜,姑姑预感到我应该到了排尿的时刻,她悄悄地爬起来轻轻拍打着我的额头:“哎,哎,哎,大侄啊,醒一醒,醒一醒,快点起来尿尿吧。”
“嗯,嗯,我困,我困啊!”
“来,大侄啊,尿完尿再接着睡!”
姑姑一边说着一边温柔地把依然睡意朦胧的我搀扶住,拎起早已准备在床边的小痰盂,然后一把掏出我的小鸡鸡,嘴里还不停地轻声嘘嘘着:“大侄啊,尿,尿,快尿,快尿哇!”
我最为可亲可敬的姑姑,没有一个地方与妈妈相同,造物主仿佛故意将这两个截然不同的女性放在我的面前让我品评谁好谁赖、谁是谁非,于好吃懒做的妈妈正好相反,姑姑在饮食上没有任何特殊的嗜好。
“芳子啊,今天咱们吃什么?”妈妈问姑姑道。
“什么好吃赖吃的,能填饱肚子就行呗!”姑姑不以为然地回答道。
“哎呀,这几天我的胃口不太好,嘴里没味,不知道吃点什么好,芳子,你去市场买菜吧,你想吃什么就买什么吧!”
妈妈将买菜的竹蓝子递到姑姑的手上,姑姑捏着妈妈塞给她的钞票默默地走下楼去,当她再次推门进屋时,妈妈接过菜蓝子仔细地察看着:“哎哟,芳子啊,看你都买回些什么破玩意啊,这都是谁也不要的破烂菜啊!”
“嫂子,这菜最便宜,把烂叶摘掉还是可以照样吃啊,将就着点吧,现在的日子不好过,那点工资得算计着花,别尽想着吃这吃那的啦,眼瞅着快到冬天啦,留着点钱给孩子们买几件过冬的衣服吧!”
“哼,这咋吃啊!”在饮食上妈妈从来不肯“将就着点”,只见她哗地一声将姑姑买回来的极其廉价的蔬菜倾倒进厨房的垃圾桶里然后一脸不悦地亲自下楼买菜。
“唉,”姑姑最反感食不厌精的妈妈,望着妈妈的背影,姑姑恨恨地嘀咕道:“唉,就知道吃、吃、吃,……”
“喂,芳子!”妈妈突然兴冲冲地返回来:“芳子啊,太好啦,太好啦,市场有卖猪头的啦,快,快,你快点排队去!”
“嫂子,那,那,”望着妈妈口水直流的丑态,姑姑哭笑不得地说道:“嫂子,那玩意买回来可怎么收拾啊!”
“好弄,只要你排队给我买回来,剩下的事就用不着你操心啦,我收拾,我收拾,我来收拾!”
姑姑在潮水般涌动着的人流中一会被捅挤到一边,一会又被推搡到别处,经过战斗般的争夺,姑姑终于汗水淋淋地拎回一颗硕大的、滴淌着殷红鲜血的肥猪头,妈妈乐颠颠地将沉甸甸的肥猪头放置到煤气炉上呼呼呼地烘烤起来,可是,没过几分钟,妈妈便捂着鼻子、皱着眉头溜回到屋子里:“芳子啊,你帮我烤烤吧,我的头一闻到油腻味就晕,弄不好我又得犯病喽!”
姑姑冲着妈妈的背影无奈地耸了耸双肩,又摇了摇脑袋,然后信步走进了烟雾弥漫的厨房里。
当被烟气薰呛的几乎晕倒的姑姑终于把肥猪头烘烤干净后,妈妈无比惬意地将收拾利落的肥猪头剁成数块丢到热浪翻滚的大铁锅里,姑姑刚刚洗完挂满油渍的脸,妈妈一面调制着油汤一面以命令的口吻对姑姑说道:“芳子,快去和点面,一会我蒸馒头!”
只要有姑姑在,喜欢面食的妈妈从来不肯自己伸手和面,枯燥乏味的揉面工作全部落在姑姑的身上,而妈妈所能做的只有一件事:站在姑姑的面前,一边望着姑姑一刻不停地揉搓着,一面喋喋不休地指手划脚:“不对,不对,不应该这样揉,应该这样揉,哎,对啦,对啦,就像我说的这样,这样,这样揉!”
可怜的姑姑在妈妈嘟嘟嘟如机关枪似的絮叨声中,额头上渗着大滴大滴的汗水,两只有力的手掌将面团翻过来又调过去的揉着、搓着。
……作者:zhxma
童年(三十一)
为了出色、圆满地完成奶奶交给姑姑的,非常艰难的照管我的光荣任务,姑姑凭借着少女那难以想象的暴力,做着常人根本无法完成的工作。同时,为了能够说服妈妈,将我顺利接回故乡,认祖归根,姑姑在孤傲的妈妈前面,永远都保持着一种不卑不亢的低姿态,有时,活像是头任人宰割的、逆来顺受的羔羊,默默地忍受着妈妈那令人难以忍受的苛刻和刁顽。
当然,也是为了照管好我,当姑姑看到喜怒无常的妈妈在我的面前,偶然母狼般地作时,这头一贯温顺无比的羔羊,便会火山喷射般地爆起来,并且,迸出义奋填膺的、令妈妈胆寒的怒吼之声。
宿舍楼下又骤然响起高音大喇叭剌耳的叫喊声,伴随着雄壮有力的乐曲声,宿舍楼里的大人们,一人手中拎着一把大铁锹,在宽阔的宿舍楼院子里,甩开臂膀,热火朝天地挖掘起来。
而我则和众多的小伙伴们不知疲倦地在缓缓堆积起来的泥土上,你追我赶地跑来跑去,突然,玩兴正浓的我失足摔进深深的沟底,啪啦一声,我顿时被摔得满脸血污,小伙伴们见状,一个个吓得惊惶失措,慌慌张张地跑上楼去唤来姑姑和妈妈。看到我的惨相,姑姑毫不犹豫地纵身跳下深沟抱起我高高地举过头顶:“嫂子,快,你在上边接着,赶快把他拽上去!”
“该!活该,叫你不好好在家里呆着,整天东跑西颠!这回可好,怎么没把你摔死?</P></TD>
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