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五人来到公寓楼对面的大酒店吃晚饭,自然是在包厢里吃了。龙腾小说ltxs520.com小黎点了好几个菜,马儿也点了几个,叶欢和郑婕也点了几个。菜上齐的时候,已经是满满一大桌了。马儿特别建议大家喝红酒,大伙都说好。
马儿举杯对小黎道:“小黎妹妹,姐姐敬你一杯,欢迎你加入我们的的家庭!”
小黎:“谢谢姐姐,以后请姐姐多多关照!”两人均一饮而尽。
接下来便是叶欢、郑婕敬小黎。大家边喝边闲聊,桌上时不时地传来阵阵笑声。尤其是童大奇总是给大家来个黄色笑话,逗得众美女开心不已。
大奇讲了这么一个笑话:话说古时候有一个小孩七岁时就会用竹筒来“打手枪”。有一天他老爹现他有这个坏习惯,就决定要好好地教训他。于是,有一天小孩不在家时,他老爹就抓了一只蜈蚣放入竹筒内……当天,小孩又拿那竹筒来“打手枪”。他把他那玩意儿放进去之后,感到疼痛。于是,他就抽出他的“小弟弟”。结果现有一只大蜈蚣在筒里,此时他吓呆了。从此他再不手淫了。岁月如梭,光阴似箭,时间一晃就是十几年。
小孩长大了,变成成年人了。他老爹急着要抱孙子,就替他娶了房媳妇。可是,结婚两年居然没生儿子。他老爹开始烦了,心想:“我儿子七岁就会手淫,一定知道该如何做呀。难道是我儿媳妇有问题?”一天早上,他对儿媳妇吟诗道:“日出东方一点红,朝朝洗脸见芙蓉。迟迟未见结生果,枉费我儿下尽工。”媳妇愁眉苦脸地应道:“田是好水田,旱了好几年。季季不下种,那有好时年。”听到儿媳妇这么一说,老爹很生气,马上跑去要骂他儿子,且想问他为何没跟他老婆行房。儿子回答:“还记幼时入竹筒,忽见洞里有蜈蚣,如今洞边丛草生,必有蟒蛇在其中!”
大奇一讲完,小黎“扑”的一声,把红酒都喷出来了,幸好她把头偏开了,没吐到桌上去。岚云格格大笑,叶欢和郑婕也笑得腰都弯了。
大奇开心道:“怎么样,好笑不?”
岚云:“你个龌龊人,以后你不要生儿子。否则我就往你儿子的竹筒里放蜈蚣。”大家哈哈大笑起来。
小黎:“姐妹们,我看我们现在就去准备竹筒,往里面放条蟒蛇送给我们的老公童大奇同志好了。”大伙又爆笑一阵。
岚云和小黎毕竟年龄上大于大奇,也比较成熟,她们敢拿大奇开玩笑。而叶欢、郑婕始终不敢拿自己的“主人”开玩笑,她们只是一个劲地听着、笑着。
吃过晚饭,大奇便辞别她们四人直接回家了。岚云本想留着男人让他陪她们四个过夜的。
岚云说:“弟弟,今晚就住这。让我们四个好好陪陪你,让你好好做回大男人。”小黎、叶欢和郑婕也用期盼的目光看着男人,但大奇还是决定先回家。
大奇:“我得赶回去设计成仁基的别墅,改天来,我一定让你们四个哭爹喊娘的。赚钱要紧,我要买套大房子将你们都接过去住。这里毕竟是成总的房子不宜长住。”
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小黎:“那好吧,有事我们会打电话给你。记得经常来看我……我们!”
大奇点点头就和四位美女一一做了吻别。他特意细声叮嘱小黎道:“你先住着,最多半个月我接你到我那住!”小黎点点头道:“顺其自然,还是尊重祺雯的意思!”
大奇:“没事的,包在我身上!”
不知为什么,大奇不愿意让小黎远离自己,他要自己天天都能见到她。总之,小黎必须时刻陪在自己身边,像祺雯、慕萍、怡静一样。
回到家后,全家人都吃了一惊。她们连忙关心大奇怎么不打招呼就回来了。
大奇搂着祺雯说道:“给你们一个惊喜!”
祺雯:“事情都办好了?”
大奇:“办好了,所以就回来了。”
母亲:“这下不用再跑来跑去了吧?”
大奇:“不用了,妈。您别担心,我不是时常出差的!”母亲点点头说好。
慕萍:“想不想家啊?”
大奇亲了她一下道:“最想你!”
慕萍呵呵一笑道:“我可不敢当,怕是最想祺雯姐姐吧?”
祺雯笑道:“他这个风流种肯定每个都想的!”
大奇微笑道:“还是大老婆了解我啊!”
男人看怡静不说话,便松开祺雯一下将静儿搂在怀里说道:“静儿,怎么了?想老公不?”她微微一笑,满脸红云地吻了男人一下。大奇也呵呵一笑,回吻了她一下,他知道怡静肯定时刻都想着自己!
让众美女牵挂自己的滋味真是好受!大奇一时间心血来潮。
俗话说:“小别胜新婚”。今天我童大奇就和她们三个“新婚”一下!
大奇:“雯儿,陪我洗个澡!”祺雯一听微微一笑便替男人拿换洗衣服和放热水去了。大奇左手拥着慕萍,右手抱着怡静说道:“来,你们也陪我一起洗!”
慕萍微笑不已,怡静则显得脸红耳赤,但均很乖地陪着男人来到浴室。祺雯进浴室的时候吓了一跳道:“哇,浴室开会啊?怎么这么多人?”
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大奇抱着仙子笑道:“开什么会啊?我这个老公要你们三个老婆陪我一起洗!”祺雯微微一笑用细指戳戳男人的额头,没说什么。
看着一脸媚笑的祺雯,大奇毫不犹豫地动手解除祺雯的全身“武装”。很快,祺雯就变成了赤裸仙子。
男人一边解除祺雯的“武装”一边对慕萍和怡静说道:“你们俩动作也快点!”慕萍微微一笑,怡静好奇地看着男人,但她们均遵照男人的“指示”很快也变成“原始人”了。
男人躺在大浴缸的热水里,左边躺着祺雯,右边躺着慕萍。浴缸虽然很大,但无法同时容纳四个人,怡静就只能在浴缸外伺候男人洗澡了。祺雯和慕萍均侧身面对大奇躺在他的旁边,童大奇舒服地平躺在浴缸的热水里。
男人左手拥着祺野雯的脖子,右手搂着慕萍的细腰,静静地躺着。祺雯和慕萍均用柔嫩的手掌轻轻抚摸着他的胸膛。怡静虽然站在浴缸外,但她却非常细心地替男人的双腿打上沐浴乳并用沐浴棉轻轻地摩擦着。
祺雯:“老公,我感觉你现在有点变了。”
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