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李逍遥连问数声,那掌柜只是摇头。

李逍遥气道:「这姓林的是什么东西?难道比皇帝老子还横?」

那掌柜惊得连连摆手,却不敢接口,生恐这事传到林家人耳中,安一个「肆意褒贬林家堡」的罪名在自己头上,这可万万担待不起。

赵灵儿见状扯了扯李逍遥,轻声道:「逍遥哥,既然人家为难,我们就去别家试试罢。」

李逍遥心头火起,又是「砰」的一掌,重重击在柜台之上,喝道:「不行!今天这店我住定了!」

那掌柜吓得打了个哆嗦,向后退了两步。他这人胆子甚小,自林家堡比武招亲之事才一传开,这间店里出出进进的便都是些提刀带剑的武林强豪,这几日更是倒霉透顶、麻烦不断。这班人凶横惯了,一向无法无天,住店吃饭,全没半点规矩,气上来抬手便打,张口便骂。这几日厅里的桌子给人无端砸烂了七八张,打碎的碗盏、杯盘,更是不计其数。还有位伙计只因倒酒时手脚慢了,当即给人打掉三颗门牙。又有位南菜厨子,也不晓得甚么缘故,稀里糊涂地给人踢折了两条肋骨。掌柜今早起来,右眼皮一个劲地乱跳,提心吊胆地捱到这般时候,果然还是有麻烦到了,只吓得两腿打颤,不知如何是好。

李逍遥掌击柜台,余音未息,猛听左一间雅间里传出一声暴喝,跟着「砰乓」两声,房门给人踢得大开,内中一人粗声骂道:「他妈的,哪来的外乡蛮子?敢来苏州城撒野!活得不耐烦了么?」

李逍遥吃了一惊,转头去看。

那掌柜心下一喜,暗道:「阿弥陀佛,难道老夫今天吉星高照?居然有人出头打抱不平。」

便在此时,只听「呼」的一声,一件庞大的物件自屋内直飞出来。众人眼前一花,「扑通」一声,那物件端端正正落在当厅一张饭桌之上。那场面登时热闹起来,但见汤汁四溅,杯盘乱舞,当真是鸡腿与鸭腿齐飞,人头共猪头一色,「砰乓哗啦」之声,久久不绝于耳。

那桌旁围坐的三人,俱是苏州城小有名气的衣冠之士,正摇着描金折扇吟风弄月,谈酒论诗,意兴甚酣,不想突然之间祸从天降。一碗鱼翅给震得高高飞起,恰落在那长胡子的倒霉鬼头上,那人只烫得「哇哇」怪叫,跳起身来,连滚带爬逃开丈许。另两位名士早吓得呆了,兀自端着酒杯坐在原地两眼直。

厅中诸人愕然停箸,齐刷刷转头去看,那砸落桌面的物件竟是一人。那人早摔得七昏八素,张手在桌上胡摸乱耙了许久,又打碎三只青花细瓷的大碗,这才勉强撑起身子,笨手笨脚爬下桌来。

李逍遥定睛一看,见这人大约二十出头的年纪,穿一身天青色的绸缎直裰,头戴逍遥巾,相貌甚是清秀,原来是一位书生。他手中那把折扇已给压得骨折筋烂,沾了不少菜肴汤汁,兀自死死抓着不放。

那书生摔得狼狈,却不慌不忙,扶一扶头巾,整一整直裰,慢条斯理地稳稳站定。

屋内旋风般冲出一名大汉,满脸的络腮胡子,举着钵盂大的拳头吼道:「他妈的,你这小子活得不耐烦了么?敢来触老子霉头?」

那大汉身后紧跟着走出两人,都仰面哈哈大笑。左那焦黄面皮的汉子说道:「铁兄,这穷酸怎样咒你?小弟适才却没听清。」

赵灵儿一见这人,「啊」地一声叫了出来,原来正是在苏州城外调戏那女郎、给李逍遥二人吓走的黄脸汉子。右那人身材瘦小,却非那断舌的秃头。

黄脸汉子听见叫声,目光一扫,已看清李、赵二人,脸色顿时一变。

那「铁兄」犹未察觉,回头气忿忿地道:「他奶奶的,这书呆子说俺……出言……出言什么的,早晚教林大小姐打歪了嘴。呸,简直妈了个巴子!」

扭转身来,挽一挽衣袖,对那书生喝道:「你瞧瞧是她打歪俺的嘴,还是老子先打歪你这张臭嘴!呸,呸,呸,快快伸嘴过来!」

那书生也不惊慌,好整以暇地摇了摇手中的破折扇,道:「小生的嘴不臭,也不情愿伸给你打。这位年兄,你适才污言秽语,辱及我月如妹子,以她的脾气,打你几个耳光是一定的。至于要不要抽你三鞭,那还要看她心情。这桩事小生的的确确,心知肚明,可不是随口乱道,你怎能说我诅咒于你?」

顿了一顿,又摇头晃脑地道:「子曰:知之为知之,不知为不知,是知也。」

「嗯」了一声,笑眯眯地向围在身周的诸人扫视一匝,缓缓点了点头。

众人哄堂大笑。李逍遥更笑得前仰后合,登时对这书生大感兴趣。

那「铁兄」大怒,大步跨将上来,劈胸一把揪住,举拳便打。

李逍遥扬声疾叫道:「且慢。」

那「铁兄」拳头凝在半空,众人齐向李逍遥看过来。

李逍遥走上几步,将那书生拖开,对「铁兄」笑道:「老兄,你瞧这位相公的穿戴,八成是有功名的人。这有功名的人,如何打得?」

背过身子霎了几下眼睛,低声道:「老兄是练武之人,干么同这书呆子一般见识?你打死了他,便算得英雄好汉么?」

那「铁兄」侧头想了想,喃喃地道:「这话也有几分道理……」

手一扬,将那书生远远搡开,喝道:「……他妈的,打死了你,脏了俺的手,快滚你的蛋罢!」

那书生连退了七八步,犹自站立不定,伸手在桌上一扶,奇道:「咦,怎么打死了小生,会脏了你的手?这又是什么道理?」

众人又是一番哄笑。那书生看看这个,望望那个,一脸的费解之色。

那黄脸汉子借机将「铁兄」同那瘦小汉子拉到一旁,小声嘀咕了几句。三人侧过了脸,不住向李逍遥二人上下打量。李逍遥此刻也认出他来,晓得这事难以善终,心中暗道:「他妈的,当真‘不是冤家不聚头’,你这王八蛋约了两个帮手,难道老子就怕你不成?」

三人小声计议一番,只听那「铁兄」愤然道:「什么,这小子咬伤了老彭?好大的胆子!咱们干他奶奶的。」

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