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小怡根本就是在放火嘛,我可得马上灭火:“中秋节那天是林诗怡她妈妈请我和姐姐一起到她家去的,后来姐姐喝醉了,就在林诗怡家住了一夜。更多小说ltxs520.com星期六我是陪我姐姐一个朋友的女儿上动物园,小怡也在一起。你放心,我和她绝对是清清白白的,没有做红杏出墙对不起你的事。”

丁玲脸红红的,“你和她有什么事,和我有什么相干的,有什么对不对得起的。”

还说没相干的,刚才气呼呼的,现在不就高兴了么?林诗怡在我背上拧了一下:“死小新,我可是你的女朋友,你可不许和别的女人乱来。”

真是的,我就知道她是个醋坛子,这才和她玩了口舌之交就这样,要真和她上了床,还不知道把我看得有多死。我说:“我们是好朋友,可不是女朋友,我们的教导主任田老师可是严禁我们学生谈恋爱的。你要是这样说,同学们会有误会的,对我班长的权威可是会有重大损害的啊。”

林诗怡白了我一眼:“我不管,反正你以后少和她来往。”

“这可做不到,我和你们二个都是好朋友,都不能得罪。你们是二头大嘛。”

“死小新,什么二头大,这是形容大小老婆的。啊,你要死啊,这么说我。”

一阵插科打混,总算让林诗怡和丁玲都不闹了。

丁玲拿出一张电影票,“小新,晚上有没有空,我们去看电影。”

我道:“丁大小姐请我看电影,真让我受宠若惊啊,怎么会没空,没空我也会找出空来的嘛。”

转头对张大着嘴的二当家说:“想不到和你一样提前买电影票的人也有啊。”

林诗怡不依,“不行,要看电影的话我也要一起去。”

丁玲气道:“你怎么回事,人家看电影你也要去,这么爱当电灯泡啊。”

“我就爱当电灯泡,怎么,你们有什么事不能让别人看见的吗?”

“你这人怎么这样啊?”

二女相争,我当然只能做和事佬。最后的妥协方案是今天晚上我们三个人一起看电影,明天我再单独陪丁玲看电影。至于今天的二张票我给了二当家,让他和小燕子晚上去看电影,算是我对他前天的电影票的补偿。小燕子经不住我和林诗怡的说服工作,答应晚上去看电影,让二当家对我是感激不尽。

丁玲虽然回去,看样子心里还有些不爽。我低声对小怡说:“你怎么这样啊,让我很难做人的。”

“你有了我还不够吗,还想着别的女人。哼,你们男人没一个好东西。”

这也太上纲上线了吧。“小姐,我和你也不过是一般的朋友关系,还没谈婚论嫁呢,我再交几个女朋友也没关系吧。再说,你也可以再找别的男朋友嘛。”

林诗怡在我手上狠狠拧了一下,“死小新,我不管,反正我只喜欢你一个,你不许对不起我。”

张三丰看我们头凑在一起,窃窃私语的,心里泛酸:“我说叶大班长,这里还是教室,想谈恋爱的话可以晚上到公园去谈,可不要在这里影响其他同学学习,”

我回过头:“现在是午休时间,没什么学习可影响的。再说我们同学之间说说话,难道就一定是在谈恋爱了吗?我想,就算是你的导师田老师来了,也不会这么推断的。”

这些日子,地中海和张三丰走得挺近的,地中海对我们班有些失去控制力,就想通过张三丰来间接掌握我们班上的情况。同时,也想帮张三丰出出力,让他当上学生会的体育部长,以弥补张三丰没当上班长的“遗憾”“叶大班长现在是春风得意啊,有二个美女为你吃风斗醋的。而且领着困难补助,就能香港大6来回地飞,真是阔气得很啊?”

“张部长,现在是秋天,没有春风。第二,有美女找我,总比被美女拒绝好吧。再说了,我去香港,飞机票是公司出的钱,我这也是出差,有差旅费的。而且我花的钱都是正大光明的,我又不是人民的公仆,国家是不会给我出一分钱的机票钱的。要是哪天我弄个市长省长的当当多好,每天有车子接送,每年都出他个十几次国,可以去法国巴黎看美女,上拉斯维加斯赌几把,反正花的是国家的钱,多爽。”

我这些挖苦的话还真把张三丰气得够呛,他追林诗怡和白晶晶被拒,还要每天看着我和林诗怡有说有笑的,心里早就不舒服了。至于他那位当副市长的爸爸,这几年出国已不下十次之多,至于是不是真上巴黎和拉斯维加斯我不知道,但报上经常有这样的新闻曝光,这样说说也未尝不可。

“姓叶的,你是不是就长了一张嘴啊,你他妈的有什么可以狂的,也不知是从什么地方捡回来的。”

妈的,老子最恨人家说我的不明身世了。小时候有几个同学和我吵架,骂我是捡回来的“野种”我都是和他们大打出手,形同拼命。为此,我没少被老师罚过,但那些家伙也被我打怕了,从此不敢再这样骂我。现在,张三丰居然敢这样骂我,我忍无可忍,怒火一时冒起,一手抡起石砚:“姓张的,你敢再说一次,老子砸死你这王八蛋。”

张三丰平日都只见我和林诗怡有说有笑的,还从没见过我火的样子,见我脸通红,眼中冒着凶光,一时间倒也有些怕了,再说这回完全是他挑起的事端,真和我打起来的话,地中海也不能把我怎么样,而他张三丰的部长梦就没戏了。张三丰还嘴硬:“你有种砸啊,有本事我们学校外面解决。一对一,我让你一只手一只脚。”

我说:“你说这句话可别后悔,老子反正贱命一条,砍死你这个未来的市长大人,也值了。”

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