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妈妈的,看着他们一个个过得这么潇洒快活,我却被一大帮女人堵在家里,拉在街上,真是郁闷啊。更多小说ltxs520.com难道我的寒假生活就这么凄惨地度过么,早知如此,我就该象去年暑假那样溜到上海去了。
第166章文明乘车
算算时间,二姐乘坐的火车马上就要到站了,我站在火车南站的出口处翘以待,就连刺骨的寒风吹来也觉得不象刚才那么冷了。我们姐弟三人相依为命,一向都很少分开过,不知四个多月不见,二姐过得怎么样啊。以前在家的时候经常被她欺负,这次回来也该让她尝尝我的厉害了,我坏坏地想着。
列车准时到达,不一会就有人群从站里涌了出来,现在正是春运高峰期,回家过年的人特别多,就连摩的也来凑热闹,挤得我只好站到路边的栏杆上,居高临下地盯着出口处。
很快,我就在人潮中现了二姐,几月不见,二姐可是更美了。只见她上身是一件白色的羊绒大衣,这还是我上个月送她的圣诞节礼物,现在穿上,果然是风采迷人,令身边的男女黯然失色;下身是一条黑色的紧身牛仔裤,紧紧裹着她那修长纤细的美腿,更显得亭亭玉立;一头又长又直可比美电视美广告的秀,显得格外的飘逸动;光洁的额头,皮肤雪白,如春山般的秀眉下是一双深遽而透着神秘光采的大眼,挺直的鼻梁带有充份的自信,弧度优美柔嫩的唇型让人看了就想咬上一口。我靠,不行了,再看下去我可受不了真要扑上去狠狠地亲上几口了。
二姐避过人潮,把手中提着的旅行包放在路边,左顾右盼地找我。嘿嘿,让我等了这么长时间,喝了这么久的西北风,怎么也该让我讨回点利息才行。
我借着人潮的掩护,悄悄地走到她的身后,准备来上一声大喝,吓她一大跳,说不定会吓得直接扑进我的怀里呢。我刚张开嘴准备喊,只觉脚背一阵剧痛,“啊”的一声出口,却不是吓着二姐,而是我抱着脚叫痛。二姐转身瞪着我,得意地笑道:“早就看见你鬼鬼祟祟的样子了,怎么样,感觉还不错吧。”
我苦着脸道:“你可真够阴险狠毒的,居然还装着没看见我。”
幸好二姐脚上穿着的是旅游鞋,要是细高跟的话我可就更惨了。二姐笑道:“你这小鬼肚子里有什么坏水我还不知道啊,我这还是便宜你的,还没穿高跟鞋呢,你是不是要谢谢我啊。”
我靠,这可真是得了便宜还卖乖啊。
二姐把旅行包塞到我手上,道:“好了,别装可怜了,我才不会同情你的。”
比了比我的身子,惊叹道:“小白啊,几个月不见长高了不少啊,有17o了吧,看来下次我可以穿高跟鞋了。”
她去北京时我还赤脚只有163的样子,和二姐一样高,四个多月不见我竟一下子长高了7公分,照这样子长下去,等放暑假时我就能达到176以上,那时候陪着张宁、方小怡上街的话就可不用让她们穿平跟鞋了,这应该是我第二次育高峰,最终能长到多高就决定于此了。
我恨道:“你再叫我小白,小心我跟你翻脸。”
二姐拧住我耳朵,嗔道:“你个子长了,脾气也跟着长了啊,我就是叫你小白,你敢把我怎么样?有本事你告姐姐去。”
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我气急败坏地提起包就走,二姐拉住我,道:“你去哪?”
我道:“当然是打的回家了。”
二姐道:“死小鬼,才赚了点钱就大手大脚了,这么点路打什么的啊,坐公交车好了。”
又问:“你今天怎么这么有空来接我,不用去陪你那些女朋友吗?”
我听她语气中醋味极浓,忙讨好道:“今天不是我最亲爱的二姐要回来吗,我是你最亲爱的小弟,我不来接你谁来接你啊。”
看二姐将我这么肉麻的话都坦然笑纳了,又道:“你放心,大姐今天还要上班,家里就我们二个人,到时候我们久别胜新婚,一定让姐姐你欲死欲仙、销魂荡掀的。”
知道今天二姐回来,徐可她们都自动回避了,给我们留出个二人世界,但林诗怡和丁玲处我可是说了不少好话,又答应以后加以补偿,才让她们同意今明二天不来骚扰我。
二姐狠拧了我一下,嗔笑道:“死小鬼,谁和你久别胜新婚了。”
但眼神中却是柔情荡漾,媚眼如丝,都快滴出水来了。
等坐上车,二姐还拉着我的手不放,将头靠在我肩上和我说着话,但说着说着就聊到了我这几个月过得怎么样,然后又自然而然地大吃飞醋起来,用手在我腿上狠拧一记,在我耳边道:“死小鬼,我一个人在北京读书,你倒好,每天就知道和女人鬼混,一个星期才给我打一二个电话,是不是早就把我给忘了。哼,死小鬼,你警告你,以后再敢勾引别的女人,我就把你的那根坏东西给阉了。姐姐可是和我们说好的,我是你的未婚妻,以后领结婚证的是我。”
我心中大寒,这这这,这样子的母老虎当家,以后的性福日子可怎么过啊。二姐看我不吭声,冷笑道:“怎么,不服啊?”
这时车子到了下一站,又有一些乘客上车,我心中一动,推了推姐姐。二姐还正暗自吃醋呢,不耐烦地道:“推什么推,还没到站呢。”
我在耳边轻道:“你看看你旁边,起来让个座。”
二姐转身看,旁边正过来一位身穿宽松衣裳,腹部微微窿起的女青年,忙站起身让座,并微笑着说:“您过来这边坐吧。”
看来二姐在北京也没白呆啊,居然还带着些京味了。那位倒也客气,道:“哦,不用了,谢谢!”
二姐道:“不行,您怀孕了,站着不安全。”
只见那位脸先一红,转而变青,道:“谁,谁怀孕了?你这是什么意思?……”
二姐和身边的乘客细看之下,原来那隆起的并不是什么小生命,而是一圈肥肉,啊!
二姐这才知道中了我的恶当,脸儿通红,自知理亏也不好说什么,却拿我出气,一把拧住我耳朵,骂道:“死小鬼,你存心要我出丑是不是,还不给我下车。”
见车要开动,忙叫道:“司机,开开门,我们要下车。”
拉着我狼狈下车,车上还传来乘客们的哄笑声以及那位女乘客的咒骂声。
接下来自然又是一顿严刑毒打,我可是大大不服,宁死不屈,道:“我们要做文明市民,要文明乘车,礼貌让座难道还有错吗?”
二姐也打累了,恨道:“死小鬼,还有一站路才到家,你说怎么办?”
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