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“猛犸烈!你为什么又拿我的鼻子说事?”章逸风威胁性冲猛犸烈挥舞了一下拳头,“又想打架么?”

猛犸烈忍俊不禁:“好吧,小领请息怒,刚才的话就当我没说过。龙腾小说ltxs520.com”

顿了顿,猛犸烈还是忍不住又多嘴一句:“不过小领,我就拭目以待,等着你帮我们大家洗一个月的碗了,哦哈哈哈……”

“胡说!我才不会输!”逸风小正太怒了,扯掉兽皮变身为一只巨型章鱼,然后迅用一只触手抓起猛犸烈,用力将他抛向天空!

“啊——!”

猛犸烈惨叫一声,整个身体变成一颗小黑点,渐渐消失在蔚蓝的天空中。

“我一定会回来的……”

远方的天际中,隐约传来猛犸烈的哀嚎声——那是《喜羊羊与灰太狼》中灰太狼的经典台词,是雅蠛蝶几个月前教给猛犸烈的,不过现在被他巧妙地学以致用了,默……

“逸风,你太狠了,烈他不会飞,我还是去救他好了……”光翼满头黑线地扯下兽皮,变成一只优雅矫健的金毛翼狮,张开双翼飞向了猛犸烈的方向。

“哼,看谁还敢取笑我,质疑我!”逸风小正太得意洋洋地抬起数根触手,并将每根触手分别指向其余的六个雄性,“你,你,你……你们六个,你们觉得我和雅小蝶的打赌,谁会赢?”

闻言,众兽人齐刷刷地抬头仰望天空——

哦漏,被逸风小正太pIa飞的猛犸烈,至今仍然不见踪迹……

“我觉得……”龙天翔一边说,一边扯掉兽皮变成龙形,“嗖”地一下飞到高高的空中,这才慢条斯理地补充道,“我觉得小蝶会赢,逸风你输定了,哈哈哈……”

“龙天翔你躲到天上算什么本事?”逸风小正太仰头瞪着龙天翔,张牙舞爪地挥动着数根触手,“有种你下来,我们俩单挑!”

“哈!有种你上来啊!”龙天翔忍俊不禁,悠哉乐哉地在空中飞舞着。其实有时逗逗小孩也蛮好玩的,特别是像章逸风这样脾气暴躁的小孩,简直就禁不住逗,一逗就炸毛了。

“可恶!龙天翔你竟敢藐视我!”章逸风气得呼哧呼哧地喘着气,无奈没有翅膀不能飞,所以完全拿龙天翔没办法。

8过,我们的逸风小领是那么轻言放弃的人咩?

答案是:no!

只见傲娇的小领左右看了看,现草地上有不少小石子,于是乎就以迅雷不及铃儿响叮当之势,用数根触手快拾起n多小石子,噼里啪啦地朝龙天翔砸去!

作者有话要说:亲们,下次更新大概在明天下午6点以前:)

8o、钵钵鸡

我躲!我躲!我躲躲躲!

龙天翔童鞋这回是少见地幽默了,居然以龙形在半空中左躲右闪,滑稽得就跟扭秧歌似的。这还不算,最搞笑的是,他一边躲闪还一边惬意地哼着小曲,气得章逸风一口凌霄血直接喷出来。

“哇呀呀呀,龙天翔,我跟你没完!”章逸风一脸是血地怒视龙天翔,继续锲而不舍地从地上捡起小石子,接二连三地朝龙天翔扔去。

但素!

喂喂,逸风小朋友,事实上你一次都没有砸中龙天翔童鞋,而且石头从空中落下来时,每次砸到的都是我们好吧?

一旁的雅蠛蝶等人,此时一边在内心画圈圈诅咒逸风小正太,一边顶着满脑袋的青头包,欲哭无泪地四处逃窜,只恨不得爹妈没给他们多生条腿出来。

就这样,在章逸风和龙天翔开玩笑般的打打闹闹中,众兽人终于来到了菜市场。

雅蠛蝶在菜市场里逛了一大圈,买了一只健壮的公鸡,又买了一大堆新鲜蔬菜:土豆、木耳、海带、藕、丝瓜……

“小蝶,你到底想做什么好吃的?”豹夜冥看了看那些食材,好奇地问,“怎么买了那么多菜?”

雅蠛蝶奸笑两声,猥琐滴抖动肩膀:“钵、钵、鸡。”

“哈哈,原来是做钵钵鸡啊!”豹夜冥恍然大悟,“那我现在带几个人砍竹子去了?”

“去吧,去吧,快去快回啊!”雅蠛蝶笑嘻嘻地说。

其余七个雄性你看看我,我看看,均是一头雾水,不明白“钵钵鸡”是什么菜,更不明白吃钵钵鸡为何还要砍竹子?

“逸风、小魂,走,我们三个到山上砍竹子去。”豹夜冥左手搂过章逸风的肩头,右手搂过毒小魂的肩头,带着他们俩往西山的方向走去。

“为什么要砍竹子?”章逸风百思不得其解。

“砍几根竹子,然后把竹子削成几千根竹签,用来串钵钵鸡。”豹夜冥言简意赅地说。

毒小魂也懵了:“为什么要用竹签串钵钵鸡,而不用筷子夹钵钵鸡?”

“呵呵,不久后你们就知道了,现在保密。”豹夜冥神秘兮兮地说着,与章逸风和毒小魂渐渐走远了。

●︶3︶●●︶3︶●

豹夜冥、章逸风和毒小魂砍竹子去了,而雅蠛蝶等人则拎着几大袋蔬菜肉类,回到了银狼的酒吧中。

走进庭院一看,只见猛犸烈和光翼已经先他们一步回来了,正坐在杏花树下的石桌边下象棋。

“烈,被小领pIa飞的滋味如何啊?”雅蠛蝶坏笑着调侃猛犸烈。

“滋味不错,因祸得福,”猛犸烈不好意思地抓了抓头,“我居然有幸坐在副领的背上,还被副领背着,在天上飞了好几圈,看到了很多平时看不到的漂亮风景。”

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“假如你喜欢在天上溜达,”光翼好脾气地对猛犸烈微笑,笑容柔若春风,“以后有空时,我就再背你飞上天。”

雅蠛蝶忍俊不禁,用眼尾瞟了瞟猛犸烈,又瞟了瞟光翼,接着得出了一个囧囧有神的结论:

唔,其实猛犸烈和光翼挺配的,而且看猛犸烈的样子,貌似是一个阳刚彪悍的强受啊!原本她觉得光翼更像小受来着,没想到光翼居然是小攻,哦哈哈哈,叉腰狂笑……

已经腐到家的雅蠛蝶,在心里yy了自己的两个雄性之后,便满面春风地进了厨房,同时把五个雄性全都叫过来了——

先是让他们学习制作钵钵鸡的全过程,其次嘛,当然是为了叫他们帮忙打下手啰,嘿嘿!

钵钵鸡的制作程序其实比较简单,第一步就是煮鸡:

雅蠛蝶吩咐龙天翔将公鸡宰杀,去净茸毛、内脏,再洗净。

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