第564章把妹许配俺
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见周青说话有点凶,那个女子不jin白了周青一眼:“哼!你凶什么凶呀?不做就不做呗。”
唉,周青暗自叹了口气,心想,格老子的,算了吧,还是不跟她一般见识了吧。不过,老子看这女的是想钱想疯了。
这么的想着,周青也就忙和谭晴晴走出了树林里,然后很快离开了公园。
……
一会儿,周青送谭晴晴回到周大姐的三轮车店里的时候,谭晴晴的哥哥也回来了。
谭晴晴虽然这般的好看,但是她哥哥的长相却是犹如灭绝的恐龙一般。
当周青和谭晴晴进到三轮车店的时候,周大姐正在要她老公在弄个什么东西。
不料,谭晴晴她哥哥弄半天,没用弄好,便是笑嘿嘿地冲周大姐说道:“嘿嘿,这个咋子个弄进去嘛?这个孔这么小,又不滑溜,咋子个进去嘛?”
周大姐忽然白了她老公一眼:“你要死呀?尽是说些pi气的话。好了嘛,我来掰开,你弄进去嘛。”
“嘿嘿,”她老公又是嘿嘿地乐了乐,“你个死婆娘呀,这么早就掰开了呀?老子都刚下班回来,还没洗呢。”
周大姐又是白了她老公一眼,然后砰然一乐:“呵!你个死不得好死的,尽是往那方面想,真是服了你!”
“嘿嘿,”她老公又是乐了乐,回道,“现在老子还得行,不需要扶就能进去的。”
“呵!”周大姐又是砰然一乐,“你个不得好死的呀,咋子得了咯?满脑子的坏水。”
就在这时,周青问候了一句:“大锅回来了呀?”
当周大姐发现周青和谭晴晴回来的时候,不料,她暗自一怔,噌的一下就是红了脸,然后白了她老公一眼,低声道:“你个死不得好死的,不要乱说话了,好不好咯?”
她老公暗自乐了乐,然后忙怔怔地打量了周青一眼:“你是……”
这时,周大姐忙道:“他就是我跟你个不得好死的说的那个老乡撒。现在子就是他在担保我们这个三轮车店的嘛,再没得哪个敢来收保护费了嘛。”
“哦。”这时,周大姐的老公忙道,“你好你好你好,老乡是吧,来来来,坐撒。”
完了之后,周大姐忙向周青介绍道:“他就是我的老公,叫谭耀文。”
“哦。”周青忙微笑道,“谭大锅你好!”
谭耀文也是忙乐了乐,回道:“嘿嘿嘿,你好你好你好,对了,你咋子个称呼呢?”
“我叫周青。”
“哦。”谭耀文应声道,然后看了看他的妹妹,说道,“晴晴,你今天子就是和周青出去耍了撒?”
“嗯。”谭晴晴点了点,回道,“是的,哥。”
不料,莫名地,谭耀文蛮不高兴地白了谭晴晴一眼:“我们一家人说话,你不要老是说啥子普通话嘛。给你读几年书,就连家乡话都不说了呀?真是的!”
这时,周大姐忙是打断了谭耀文的话:“喂喂喂,她要说普通话就让她说普通话撒,你又不是听不懂嘛,真是的。有啥子的嘛?”
“老子听着别扭撒。”谭耀文不高兴道。
“你别扭个啥子嘛?还不是一样子的听呀?真是的!”
这时,谭晴晴说道:“嫂子呀,不要理他,他就是个文盲!人家现在全国都在普及普通话,他非得说什么听普通话别扭。”
听谭晴晴这么的一说,这谭耀文也就上火了,忽然起身,气恼地瞪了谭晴晴一眼:“你个瓜婆娘的!说哪个文盲撒?信不信老子抽你哦?”
周大姐便是起身拽住了谭耀文:“你个不得好死的想要做啥子嘛?妹妹说你两句就说你两句撒。她是妹妹撒。你当哥跟妹妹生啥子气嘛?”
谭耀文越是瞪眼瞧着谭晴晴,越是气恼,不料,忽然一下甩开了周大姐的手,就怒冲向了谭晴晴:“今晚上老子不抽你两下就是不安心!老子辛辛苦苦赚钱给你个瓜婆娘读大学,你说要啥子给你买啥子,竟然还说老子是文盲?要是没得我个文盲,你个瓜婆娘还想读啥子大学嘛?早就出来打工了嘛。就你个瓜婆娘的懒相,说不定也和街边的那些女子一样,在街边的树荫底下做买卖?”
谭晴晴见她哥哥怒冲了过来,她便是忙起身,一下子就闪身,出了店子内。
这时候,周青见谭耀文好像是要没完没了,他便是忙上前一把拽住了谭耀文,忙道:“喂喂喂,谭大锅,你这是做啥子嘛?你妹妹虽然说错了话,但是你也不应该打她嘛。”
谭耀文见周青来相劝了,他也就稍稍冷气了,看了看周青,说道:“老乡,你就说说,我这个当大锅的有啥子不好嘛?她读书的钱,都是靠我和她嫂嫂赚的钱,你说说她个瓜婆娘还有没得点良心嘛?竟然说老子是文盲?真是气死老子了。就她说要个手机,老子辛辛苦苦去做了一个月的搬卸工,把老子肩膀上的皮都磨破了。现在倒好,让她个瓜婆娘读了点书,她倒是晓得说老子是文盲了,真是好气人嘛!”
听了谭耀文这番话之后,周青便是暗自心想,他|娘个西皮的,看来谭晴晴这个死龟婆娘真是不咋子样?她竟然是喝酒抽烟,啥子都会,而且说要做那事,她竟然是一点儿也不含糊,真是没治了!
周青虽然这么的想,但是他还是冲谭耀文劝道:“不管咋子样,你还是不要打她嘛。人总会难免说错话嘛。再说了,你也是当大锅的撒,就大度一点嘛,让着她一点嘛。”
“让?”谭耀文回道,“老子还要咋子个让她嘛?就她在读书的时候,老子说,不要耍朋友,她个死瓜婆娘非得要耍啥子男朋友,害得老子急得个半死。你说说,这还读着书,耍啥子男朋友嘛?就那点心思全部都用来耍啥子男朋友去了,哪还有心思好好读书嘛?后来她嫂嫂非得纵容她,说现在大学生可以耍啥子男朋友了,说我的教育方式落后了,所以后来我也就没有管她那事了。可是,就在前一个月的样子,那个男的就说和她分手了,哭得她是要死要活的,还闹啥子要自杀,又是急得老子忙赶去学校劝解。你说说,我这当大锅已经够可以了吧?够大度了吧?”
“嗯。”周青点了点头,回道,“确实够可以了,够大度了。”
“其实呀,就现在他们大学里的那些破孩子,也是没法说。老子也不晓得咋子说才好。有些男的是花花肠子,一门心思耍女朋友,今日这个,明日那个的,你说说,那样子耍朋友,能耍得长久不咯?可她个瓜婆娘就是蠢得要命,非得说人家长得那样子帅,如何如何,非得和人家耍,结果傻了吧?唉,算了,老子都不稀得说这些事情了。越说越是来气。”
说着,谭耀文看了看周青,忽然说道:“老乡呀,就你,我看你还是蛮踏实的,日后的话,我这个瓜婆娘就交给你看管了吧?”
“啊?”周青猛地一怔,回道,“我咋子个看管嘛?”
“我的意思就是把我这妹妹许配给你了撒,要打要骂随你嘛!”
“啊?”周青又是一怔,回道,“关键是要她愿意撒。她要是不愿意的话,我也没得法子管她撒。再说了,她学历那么高,我咋子个配得上她呢?所以我看这事还是往后再说嘛?”
听周青这么的说,谭耀文便是气得直喘气,恼怒地说道:“她敢不愿意?她要是不愿意的话,老子这就打断她的狗腿!看她还能飞呀?真是的!”
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