第122章 男扮女妆
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众女看得目瞪口呆,白素仪走过来对着我身上东捏捏西捏捏,不可思议地道:“小正,是你么?”
我扯着男不男女不女的嗓音怪叫道:“当然不是啦,奴家叫小翠?”
白素仪擂了我一拳,众女也挤过来,七手八脚的乱摸一气。“哎哟!”
我惊叫一声,不知是谁竟然有支手摸到了下头那话儿。乖乖隆地咚,那地方再怎么变也没法变小呀,难不成这里也有人想试试?
赵月如关心道:“小正,怎么了?”
我哪敢说真话,尴尬地说:“没,没什么。好了,这会儿你们该信了吧。”
众人对此功相当好奇,无奈之下我只好将事情的经过一一告知众女。
洪九妹略带酸意道:“呸,你个小色狼,在逍遥谷里的女人还不够多的?连峨眉山的尼姑你也敢碰,难怪江湖上人人称你是九尺淫魔。”
我冤道:“这怎么能怪我呢?我当时可是一片侠心照丹青,本着打抱不平的原则济世救人的呀!”
白素仪乃书香世家,自幼便是无书不读,道:“什么一片侠心照丹青。早叫你好好读书你偏不听,是一片丹心照汉青。”
我挠挠头道:“古诗太老,已经赶不上时代潮流,我给改改也不行么?”
众女咯咯一阵娇笑,施展出七巧玲珑手段,拿衣服的拿衣服,画眉的画眉,涂脂抹粉的涂脂抹粉。
半个时辰之后,一个绝色佳丽平空冒了出来,瞧得众女娇笑不已。
我打量铜镜中的这个人,也不愧秦腕凤这个易容大家所教出来的徒弟,身材苗条,曲线玲珑,除了粉抹得多了点以外,别无破绽,便是前胸,也叫洪九妹给我塞进了两团大绵花。
“徐小姐,妆化好了,该给我们这些丫环们什么赏啊?”
蔡薇薇取笑道。
一干女人纷纷应喝,我尴尬的连脸都红了,粉白的脸上,白里透红,还真像是个含羞带怯的小姑娘呢。
赵月如劝开众女道:“好啦好啦,天色不早了,该让他们出去了,不然惹人怀疑,要坏大事的。”
才聚不久又要分开,众女一时间也有些不舍,但为了将来能长久的待在一起,脱出虎口,眼下只能暂且忍耐了。
众女扣下了一媚影公主身边的其中一个丫环,为保万无一失,将她的名字扣在了我头上:翠花。
我郁闷之至,翠花——上酸菜不?
于是,一切准备妥当,在我的威胁下,媚影公主及另一个丫环一起走出了院子。
“起……起轿,回宫!”
媚影公主心下害怕,连语音都有些颤抖,可毕竟小命被这个妖人握在手里,不得不配合着就要上凤轿。
我心下一惊,若按宫里的规矩,宫女只能在轿子两旁跟随,不得随主子坐在轿中,眼见着媚影公主眉头一喜,就钻进轿内,我哪管三七二十一,一手拉过那叫配铃的宫女,一块钻进了轿中。
一干轿夫卫士看得目瞪口呆,正要喝叱我们两个宫女,却听得媚影公主严声道:“起轿吧,回宫!”
主子有命,做奴才的岂敢不从,当下众人以为是媚影公主命令的,也就无人再起对此事起疑了。
外头那些火器营的将官们看着也有些不解,但媚影公主可是当今皇上的姐姐,连皇上也要敬她三分,兼之皇太后极其宠爱她,在紫禁城这皇宫大内可是个呼风唤雨的人物。又有谁人胆敢抗命?正所谓多一事不如少一事,就这么被我蒙混过了关。
轿内宽敞,坐三五个人完全不是问题,我两手扣住媚影公主及配铃的脉门,一声不吭。
媚影公主所居乃是东宫范围内的上瑶宫,宫内宫女众多,我们三人一下了轿,呼啦啦围上来一大片!想不到都四更天过了,还有这许多宫妇服侍,看来拜见完公主,这些个奴才们也没得休息了。
进得内室,媚影公主挥退了一干服侍的宫女,只留下我与配铃。我暗自在周围布下一道龙力屏障,有了这道屏障,任房中天崩地裂,外头也听不见半点响声。
媚影公主一得自由,那宫女配铃便对着她一阵捶胳膊揉腿。
“配铃,去叫些酒菜来!”
配铃领命就要走,被我喝止:“想要活命的就少给老子乱动。”
媚影公主媚笑一声道:“公子,本宫劳累一夜,难免有些饥饿,我们公子也饿了吧?”
她不说饿还好,一说,我肚了竟然一阵“咕咕”叫,这一夜的紧张,早将前半夜吃了大半酒菜消化光了,腹中确实是有些饿了。
媚影公主与配铃齐齐“扑嗤”一笑,顿时将紧绷的神经放松了下来。
我装怒道:“笑什么笑,老子肚子也饿了,自然会叫了。”
媚影公主见我明明一幅女子模样,却偏要装成男子般老气横秋的样子,笑得更是欢快。我心下暗恼,可毕竟还得借助于她,况且些许小事,何必与她计较,不是说,唯女子与小人难养么?
当下不再阻拦,叫了一桌子酒菜上来,大辣辣一屁股坐下,大吃大喝起来。
媚影公主媚声道:“公子不怕我下毒么?”
我道:“些许小毒何惧之有?老子草命一条,若是有公主这般大贵之人与我陪葬,这么花算的买卖,岂有不做之理?”
媚影公主一愣,道:“公子好胆色,我有一提议,不知公子想不想听。”
“有事你就说吧。”
“公子武功盖世,胆色过人,乃当世之英雄也。如此身手浪费在江湖私斗之中岂非可惜,若为我朝所用,建功立业,名受万人仰拜,那才是男子汉大丈夫之所作所为也!”
媚影公主道。
我饮下一杯酒,不以为然道:“受万人仰拜又如何,建功立业又能如何?人生百年,匆匆如白驹过隙,眨眼即过。自当我心随我欲,过那自由自在的日子,快活似神仙。”
媚影给我说得一愣,当下也劝不出什么好话来。
我继续道:“只要你们两个好好地配合我救人,本人也不会难为你们。”
媚影心下暗思,此人武功盖世,若为弟弟用而为将,江山易主那是轻而易举,眼下自当好好劝说,再不成,只有用美人计了。
媚影公主也陪着喝了几杯,言谈下屡屡劝告,却为我婉言所拒,心下一狠,称着醉意,轻轻拉开肩头……
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