第217章 某男“幸福”之旅
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在御川府狂干了整整一天两夜后,我带着小雪心满意足了踏上了征途,出海雪找千年冰魄去了。更多小说ltxs520.com
什么,你说怕御川家的女人偷汉子,给我带绿帽子?哈哈,这个担心完全没有必要的。我徐家独门的锁阴术岂是小看的?嘿嘿,这门锁阴术可歹毒了,施于女人身上,女人终身只为施术者开门。别的人想进去?不好意思,连小孩子子的手指头都别想伸进去。
有这等奇术傍身,江湖女人还不是任我予取予求?哈哈哈……
“哎哟!”
后腰处突然传来一阵巨痛,我扭头一看,小雪那只小手正相当“亲密”地与它做接触。“呃,小雪啊,你干什么啊?你不知道大哥哥会很痛的么?”
小雪扭过头盯着大海,“大哥哥,别打扰我看海好么?人家这可是第一次看海耶。”
“呃,小雪啊,你看海归看海,不过你这手能不能放开一些啊?”
“干嘛啦?人家激动嘛。”
“呃,激动?”
我一阵恶寒,真不愧是小魔女。“小雪啊,你激动归激动,那大哥哥把握着你的手,你就不会激动啊。”
“啊,大哥哥,你干什么?”
小雪扭过头吃惊地看着我,小手触电似地一缩,躲过我的大手。
我一头雾水,“小雪,怎么啦?”
小雪一本正经地告诉我:“珠子姐姐说了,女孩子不能随便给男孩子拉手的!”
呃,汗……
珠子那个骚货不但给我摸,还给我操呢。想不到她一个骚货骗起小孩子来,还真是不偿命啊。
我微笑说:“可我不是男孩子啊,你大哥哥我已经是大男人了。大人拉小孩子的手有什么好奇怪的?”
小雪头一歪,正当我以为她回心转意的时候,她开口说:“那小雪也要做大人。”
暴汗……
看来这小丫头片子今天是吃了秤砣铁了心不松手了。老虎不发威,她当我是病猫呢。我假装凶道:“放不放手,再不放小心我打你屁股喽!”
“哇——”
小雪小屁股一坐地,两只小手一个劲地揉着眼睛,哭道:“呜——大哥哥不疼小雪了。小雪没人亲没人疼,是没人要的孩子,呜……”
我一个头两个大,天哪,想我徐正气在江湖上呼风唤雨,一手遮天,一人灭一支舰队,耍得几十万日本人团团转,今日却被一个日本小女童搞得头大。老天哪,你莫不是特意派她下来克我的吧?呜……我也想哭啊。
“小雪乖哦,是大哥哥不好,惹小雪生气了。小雪打大哥哥吧,那,打这里,这里。”
我捉起小雪的手,拍在自己的两边脸上。
小雪扭过头不看我。我忙凑到她面前做鬼脸,“不气不气,生气的小雪可就不好看了哦。”
“噗嗤——”
小雪终于被男人逗笑了,“咯咯咯,我要大哥哥给我当马骑!”
我有些为难了,无论从哪里来说,我都是个绝对的大男子主义者。虽然小雪只是个小女孩子,但她是个女性啊,被一个母的骑在头上,呃,据说会倒霉一辈子的啊。
“呜——大哥哥不疼小雪了,小雪没人亲没人疼没人爱,呜……”
哎,真是一物降一物啊,被她打败了。
“好好好,大哥哥给小雪当马马好不好?”
说着我就将小雪举到肩膀上,让她劈开两腿夹着我的后劲坐稳。然后就绕着船板口做马嘶声,奔跑起来。四周一干雇来的日本水手们见了都哈哈大笑。显然在日本这个大男子主义的国度里,这咱事也是被人引以为耻的。
皱着眉头苦笑的我哪里能发现,头顶上方的小雪此时竟然就像变了个人似的。一脸讥讽嘲笑之意,那是一种视天下男人如无物的表情。
这一路上,小雪终于暴露出她小魔女的本性。初见面时的天真纯洁的可爱小模样,已经被一个身穿小巫师袍,手拿长鞭的SM小魔女所代替。白天,我被她哭着闹着做各种各样的游戏。具体点的我都不敢说出来,怕丢我们男人的脸面。黑夜,小魔女非要我裸睡,然后她穿着睡衣趴在我宽大的胸膛上香甜的睡去。
“我抗议,为什么你不裸睡?”
“抗议无效,人家是女孩子,不能被你们臭男人占了便宜。”
“呃,这话又是谁告诉你的?”
“美幸子姐姐!”
好你个美幸子,看我回来不好好“宠幸”“宠幸”你一番!
“呃,小雪,你的小脚能不能不要乱踢啊?大哥哥很痛的耶!”
“小雪不管啦,谁叫大哥哥的坏东西顶在人家的小脚上硬梆梆的难受啊?”
呃,好吧!
这样的折磨直到我们驶到日本岛北方一千里处,这才结束。当一切都准备好的时候,我与小雪各穿一件潜水服准备潜入海底万里处。
龙力盾开起,在众水手敬若天神的跪拜下,我带上小雪,拿起一个五百斤重的大铁锚,跃下海去。我本身可以闭气两个时辰,以小雪如今的功力,也能闭气半个时辰。纵然如此,龙力盾中也有些许空气,如果遇上危险,还能帮上不少忙。
光线越来越黑暗,漆黑的海水中,一个散发着金黄色光芒的圆珠急速地往深海深处潜去。鱼群纷纷躲闪,生怕殃及“海”鱼,惹上麻烦。许许多多隐藏在礁石岩洞中的危险生物,闪动着队狠的光芒对这个侵入者虎视眈眈。
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