第三百八十一章:楚使(下)
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吕哲开始对女人有兴趣?这对于吕哲这一个势力的人来说不亚于哪个方面的军队又取得了一场大胜,毕竟他们注意了很久,似乎从跟随吕哲就没见过自家主上会有这方面的冲动,不是天大的好消息是什么?
龙阳之好之类的谣言可以终止了,自家主上对女人有了兴趣那么子嗣的诞生应该也快了?
继承人,他们极度需要吕哲有子嗣来作为继承人,不但是继承吕哲打拼下来的基业,也让他们的后代有效忠的对象,好跟着混吃等死那么几代。最新地址ltxsba.pw
谁都高兴,包括看到吕哲没抓到案几上的东西返身拖着一名美姬入怀的项伯在愣了一下之后心里也是暗喜。
“哎,大庭广众怎么就将手伸进去了?”项伯觉得吕哲哪怕是在演戏也演得太不像样了。
吕哲的手当然要伸进去,他的栗子刚才在排位置的时候似乎是随手递给了身后的谁,而该名美姬袖子沉沉的,很明显就是被她收了。
景驹张了张,差点又是一句“太无理了”给吼出去。他没吼出去,看见不是当着一国使臣面前玩弄美姬刚要放缓表情,却见吕哲好像是拿出一包什么,那声“咔嘣”之后算是听明白了,是在咬栗子!
“楚王使节项伯、景驹,拜见吕侯!”
一国使节嘛,怎么都不会真的就跪下拜,他们就是躬身将双手向上伸四十五度,伸出去的手,手掌除了拇指的其余手指向内弯曲九十度,恭恭敬敬地停留三个呼吸,然后才重新立起腰杆。
吕哲没有说“免礼”之类废话,眼睛看着景驹手里的王节,看见上面插满翎羽和绑满不知道啥玩意的尾巴:“那是王节?新做的,还是亡国时保存下来的?”
呃!?有这么问话的吗?王节从来都是王室一代传一代,只有没有传承的王室才需要新做王节,且新做的王节没可能有那么多的翎羽和尾巴,概因灭一个大国增加一条尾巴,灭一个小国增加一只翎羽,可不是随随便便就能弄出来的。
“呵呵,回吕侯,自周室以来,大楚灭国数百,王节上面的每一翎、每一凶,那可都是一国的国祚,怎么会是新做的呢?”项伯答得那叫气度高昂,表情却是适当好处的矜持。
蒯通直起腰杆先对主位的吕哲一礼,然后看向项伯:“楚国自不服周室,问周鼎重,由晋国请天子命率领中原诸侯酣战楚国;后面楚国臣服于周室,列为周天子麾下诸侯之一;近期,楚为秦所灭,王节这等重要的节仗竟然保存下来,真是恭喜楚国了。”
嘲讽,文人式的骂人不带脏字,简单而言就是蒯通在说楚国不过是一个蛮子的国家,不自量力的挑衅周王室之后被晋国带着一帮小弟打得满地找牙,灭国无数又怎么了,最后还不是成了周室的臣子,最近更是没用到被秦国灭了,所以就别拿出那个不知道真假的王节出来恶心人了。
“楚先有养由基,列国无人敢挡其锋锐,弓弦一拉天下闪避;归周鼎下不是战场失利,实在是周室美姬楚王喜好,为答谢晋送美姬,这才修好。”项伯更觉,说的是楚王问周鼎重是顺带的,其实就是想抢几个女人,后面打着打着是周天子麾下的诸侯受不了将美人奉上,觉得目的达到了就收手了。
被秦国灭?天下除了卫国哪个国家没被秦国灭了?只不过项伯面对的不是列国,是秦人出身的吕哲,不然他就该问问列国的王节在不在了。
哦,养由基嘛,传说中有弓没箭的天下第一神射手,每次出征的时候楚王会祭拜宗庙,拿出三枝中的一枝或者二枝、三枝的,神箭射出去是披星戴月可以射个百八十里……,好吧,其实就是以当时的工艺好的箭矢不好造,那三枝箭是千挑万选经过考验,射起来比较准,仅此而已。
“那么,楚王今次派使者前来,是讨要美姬?”蒯通不是辩士啊,他就是被吕哲拉出来说个开场白,真的要和项伯语言交锋还真可能不是对手。
项伯抬手向蒯通一礼:“先生说笑,听闻吕侯志在天下,不为美色所动,每日阅读公文以车载量,与之部下更是鸳鸯之好,因此短短一年才有如此的伟业。”
吕哲眉头皱了,他觉得那是项伯在骂他某个方面无能,不但骂了还说他喜欢的是雄壮威武的男人。
“哈哈哈,鸳鸯之好,真是谢谢楚使夸奖。”蒯通可不是吕哲这个不学无术的家伙,现在的鸳鸯指的可不是男男搞基,是说两个男人之间的感情很好,是赞美的词语。
说吕哲不为美色所动,阅读公文几车几车,说实话那也不是在骂人,只是项伯态度表现得软化,意思是不想在某些方面过多的纠结,表现出服软了。
也幸好吕哲嘴巴里有栗子堵着,不然听完就开口破骂,这要传出去绝对是天下耻笑。
“伯这一次前来,首先是表达我王恭贺吕侯连战连胜,位列诸侯。其次,我王还托外臣向吕侯致以真诚的问安。最后……”项伯看见吕哲恶狠狠地盯着自己不由停了下来,他很清楚自己没说什么过分的话啊,吕哲怎么是那种眼神?
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