第九十八章 这波不亏
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那妇人笑语相迎，进门一看，有向南的三间大厅，窗帘高挂。屏门上，挂一轴寿山福海的横披画；两边金漆柱上，贴着一幅大红纸的春联，上写着：丝飘弱柳平桥晚，雪点香梅小院春。正中间，设一张退光香案，案上放一个古铜兽炉。有六张交椅，周围挂着四季吊屏。
那妇人把大家以礼邀入厅房，一一相见礼拜，请各坐看茶。
那屏风后，忽有一个丫髻，托着黄金盘、白玉盏，香茶喷暖气，异果散幽香。那丫鬟，绰彩袖，春笋纤长；擎玉盏，传茶上奉。
茶毕，妇人又吩咐办斋。
唐三藏启手道：“菩萨，高姓？贵地是何地名？”
妇人道：“这儿已经算是西牛贺洲之地；小妇人娘家姓贾名成真，夫家姓莫名须有；幼年不幸，公姑早亡，与丈夫守承祖业，有家资万贯，良田千顷；夫妻们命里无子，生了三个女孩儿，前年大不幸，又丧了丈夫，小妇居孀，今岁服满；空遗下田产家业，再无个眷族亲人，只是我娘女们承领；欲嫁他人，又难舍家业；正好长老来临；我意欲招个上门女婿，不知几位意下如何？”
唐三藏闻言，装聋作哑，瞑目宁心，寂然不答。
那妇人又道：“舍下有水田三百余顷，旱田六百余顷，山场果木九百余顷；黄水牛有一千余只，而且骡马成群，猪羊无数；东南西北，庄堡草场，共有六七十处；家下有八九年用不完的米谷，十来年穿不一遍的绫罗绸缎；有一辈子花不完的金银财宝，你师徒们若肯回心转意，招赘在寒家，自自在在，享用荣华，却不强如往西劳碌？”
那唐三藏还是默默无言。
那妇人继续道：“我今年有四十岁整；大女儿名叫真真，今年二十岁；次女名爱爱，今年十八岁；三小女名怜怜，今年十六岁，俱不曾许配人家，虽然妇人我比较不美，所幸小女俱有几分颜色，女工针指，无所不会，小时也曾教她们读些儒书，也都晓得些吟诗作对；料想也配得过列位长老，若肯放开怀抱，长发留头，与舍下做个上门女婿，穿绫着锦，胜强那西去遭罪！”
唐三藏坐在上面，好似被雷惊住的孩子，被雨淋到的蛤蟆，默然不动。
那猪八戒闻得这般富贵，这般美色，他却心痒难挠，坐在那椅子上，像被针戳屁股一样，左扭右扭的，忍耐不住，走上前，扯了师父一把，道：“师父！这娘子这样问你，你怎么佯佯不睬？怎么也做个回话啊。”
唐僧喝退了猪八戒道：“你这个孽畜！我们是个出家人，岂能因富贵动心，美、色留意！”
那妇人笑道：“可怜！可怜！出家人有何好处？”
唐三藏道：“女菩萨，你在家人，却有何好处？”
那妇人道：“长老请坐，等我把在家人好处说与你听：春裁方胜着新罗，夏换轻纱赏绿荷；秋有新收香糯酒，冬来暖阁醉颜酡。四时受用般般有，八节珍羞件件多；衬锦铺绫花烛夜，强如行脚礼弥陀。”
唐三藏道：“女菩萨，你在家人享荣华，受富贵，有可穿，有可吃，儿女团圆，果然是好，但不知我出家的人，也有好处:出家立志本非常，推翻从前恩爱堂。外物不生闲口舌，身中自有好阴阳。功完行满朝金阙，见性明心返故乡。胜似在家贪血食，老来坠落臭皮囊。”
那妇人闻言大怒道：“你这和尚好无礼！我是个真心实意，要招女婿，你倒骂我家贪血食，老来坠落臭皮囊。”
唐三藏见她发怒，只得说道：“悟空，你留在这里吗？”
孙悟空道：“俺老孙从小儿就不晓得干那般事，教八戒在这里罢。”
猪八戒道：“哥啊，你不要总是说我，也说说沙僧啊！”
沙僧道：“弟子蒙菩萨劝化，受了戒行，等候师父，自蒙师父收了我，又承教诲，跟着师父还不上两月，更不曾进得半分功果，怎敢图此富贵！宁死也要往西天去，决不干此欺心之事。”
唐僧又转眼看向刘晨。
刘晨对那妇人笑道：“哈哈！我不是佛门中人，乃是修道长生之人，可娶妻妾，我神通广大，家业比你的大多了，你们要是愿意，可以舍弃了家业，跟着我，包管你们将来不会坠落臭皮囊！”
那妇人道：“你这厮说大话，还不是和尚，肯定不是好人，不招你，不招你！”
刘晨笑呵呵地道：“我可没说大话，看你也有几分姿色，还是和你女儿一块儿从了我吧！”说着，刘晨上前勾了一下那妇人的下巴。
那妇人啐了一声，叫声无赖，急抽身转进屏风，扑的把门关上。把众人撇在外面，茶饭全无，再没人出。
猪八戒心中焦燥，埋怨道：“师伯你怎么这么调戏那妇人，人家生气了，也没了斋饭！”
刘晨笑道：“哈哈！就该调戏调戏她这想调戏我们的人，孙悟空你说我做得对吧！”
孙悟空火眼金睛，知道是怎么回事，笑着道：“对对对！正该如此！”
说完，房间里又冷了下来，猪八戒眼珠一转，道：“你们坐着，俺老猪去喂喂马！”
孙悟空更机灵，道：“哈哈！俺老孙跟他去，看他怎么喂马！”
刘晨道：“悟空，你去看看就好，不用惊动他。”
孙悟空走出厅房，摇身一变，变作个红蜻蜓，飞出前门，赶上猪八戒。
那呆子拉着马，有草处也不让马吃草，只是往前赶马，到后门口，看见那妇人。
那妇人道：“小长老哪里去？”
这呆子丢了缰绳，上前唱个喏，道：“娘！我来喂马的。”
那妇人道：“你叫我什么？”
猪八戒笑道：“娘！刚才他们都在前厅上挤兑我，我又害怕娘嫌我嘴长耳大，所以不敢说，其实我想做上门女婿。”
那妇人道：“我也不嫌，招一个倒也罢了，但恐女儿有些儿嫌丑。”
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