第一千二百零一章 元红趣事
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所谓天老大概就是白化病一种，自小一头的白发，连眉毛体毛都是白的。北方叫做天老，南边谓之白羊子。
新娘今年二十五六岁了，四邻驰名，无人聘她，故王家有意许给外乡人的李元。而李元哪里知道？老丈人大小是个官呀。
送走朋友们，他高高兴兴的回来，心想徐注的笑话不过笑我近视眼而已，没想到她就动了怒，还把个痰盂打出来，我们还没有洞房呢，她就这样的向着我，上哪找这样的好媳妇？
把两个小丫头打发出去，李元兴冲冲的脱了外衣，掩了门，戴着眼镜将蜡花剪的亮亮的。
把眼镜摘下来放好，他端着喜烛走过去。笑吟吟的揭开帐子，挑了红巾，用灯那么一照，一时间喜出望外。
灯火下，好一个雪白桃花似的银盆脸。乌云似的满头黑发，弯弯翠翠的两道黑眉，猩猩红的一张樱桃小口，真真是粉香油腻光亮，兰麝袭人。
妻子竟如此美貌？灯光下的肌肤白的欺霜赛雪，极为诱人。李元半个身子都酥麻了，开心的了不得，当即温温柔柔的给妻子宽衣解带。
脱下衣裳的新娘子害羞，一丝不挂的先钻进了锦被里。
李元也急急忙忙的脱掉全身衣物，使劲搓了搓手。兴奋的躺了下去。主动将妻子搂了过来，猴急的乱亲乱摸，新娘子轻轻一笑，半推半就的任由他放肆，如此洞房花烛，春风一度。
完事后，新娘把一块雪白的缎子递过来，李元想起有什么元红的说法。当下仔细给妻子擦拭下身，随手塞在枕头边，等着明日好好欣赏。
第一次和娇妻行房。自然感觉那美妙滋味无与伦比，李元有心想说说体己话，一时又不知该说什么好，兼且累了一天，不知不觉睡着了。
五更天的时候，屋子里烧了火炉。初冬天气也不冷，一床被褥都是厚厚的新棉。李元热得满头是汗。
坐起来，摸到一壶茶喝了。想擦擦脸，结果摸到了那块白缎，他也忘记是用过的，拿起来就往脸上擦，然后又迷迷糊糊的躺下睡了。
次日，新娘子早早起来，二十四五岁的成熟年纪，绝非十四五岁的小姑娘不可承受破瓜之苦，没事人似的去了隔壁房里梳头。
李元也醒过来，热得直吐舌头，起身找了块毛巾随便擦了脸，穿好了衣服，悄悄将那块白缎揣在怀里，想过去看看娇妻梳头，玩玩画眉之乐。
不想伴婆拉着他去见泰山，原来得知徐煜等人都是李元的朋友，娘家轰动了，绝早就七大姑八大姨的簇拥岳父岳母过来。
被折腾的好半天，李元这才脱身回来，此刻娘子梳妆已毕，因亲戚们都来了，盛装艳抹的在房里低头老实坐着。
几个小姑娘笑嘻嘻的叫了声姐夫，嘻嘻哈哈的跑了出去。李元笑呵呵的挨到近前，好半响，憋出来几句娘子辛苦之类的话。
新娘子含笑不语，别看昨日拜堂成了亲又洞了房，夫妻俩还谁也没看清对方的长相。此刻新娘偷偷瞄了眼丈夫，一张四方大脸，除了眉毛和眼睛有些毛病之外，其余也还长的端正，二十来岁也算是一表人才，反正比自己的两个弟弟好看多了，心里很是欢喜。
不过他脸上怎么有些脏？隐隐约约的一条一块，深的浅的，黑的花的红的，貌似早上没洗干净的样子。心说定是洗脸不用胰子，明日得嘱咐他要仔细洗干净了，不然不体面。
妻子的容貌亦不错，虽没有昨晚的惊艳，也是典型的江南小家碧玉，就是年纪略有些大一点。
李元不在乎，心说娘子的皮肤可真白呀，白的不可思议，好像没有涂抹脂粉的天生白，真应了小舅子那句雪白之白，配上淡淡的红胭脂，愈加俊俏。
如此尤物，李元的心里得意之极，心说这下好了，再不用去外边找女人了。
夫妻俩不好长时间的呆在房里，于是李元美美的走出来，忽然想起了白缎，走到无人处，从怀中掏出来，拉直了一看，顿时呆住了，黑糊糊的一片。
“不是拿错了吧？”李元趁着妻子出去见亲戚的工夫，回房在床-上四角到处翻找，没找到，被子里枕头下翻了一遍，还是没有。
收拾房间的小丫头问道：“姑爷找什么东西呢？我给你找。”
李元不好明说，只得出来再到无人的地方，皱眉研究至关重要的缎子，上面一条条的油漆不像油漆，黑黑红红的猜不出是什么玩意。闻了闻有点油香味，又有些汗味，疑惑的道：“怪不得他二弟满口之乎者也，他姐姐那里头也这么多的墨汁呀。不对啊，决无此理。”
索性举起来正对着阳光，瞅着黑糊糊的一大片里，有一点点的红色痕迹，好似淡淡的胭脂水，闻了闻有些若有若无的腥臊，想了半天终于恍然大悟，拍着大腿说道：“是了是了，这一小点的红就是元红无疑，而这些黑的定是那些损友故意捉弄我，弄些黑油抹在我头上，或帽子里，今早我出了汗，误将缎子拿来擦了。奶奶的，这帮家伙实在太坏了，呵呵！”
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