第一章 重生金瓶
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李孝,津门一所大学大四学生,学校放寒假了,同学们都回家过年,他一想起挤火车就头晕目眩,就会晕车,这个寒假他不回家了,而是到天津市一拦手门会馆练拳,练习拦手拳期间,李孝认识了当地一位资深女驴友,知道她的职业是护士,她打算在春节期间与其他驴友结伴徒步穿越秦岭鳌山至太白山。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com
秦岭鳌山至太白山徒步穿越,是无数户外运动爱好者的魂牵梦萦之地。
李孝从来没有参加过这种自虐式的户外运动,感到有些神秘,网上曾出现什么“混帐门”,网友们都在谈论着一些男女驴友“混帐”的新鲜事儿,据说互不认识的男女露宿“混帐”很刺激,大家都是成年人了,玩了又不用负责,旅途艳遇呀。想到这里,李孝心里就痒痒的,于是央求那女驴友带上他。那女驴友见这个小弟嘴巴甜腻像抹蜜,叫了姐姐又叫师父,看起来既知情识趣又乖巧虚心,于是她收了李孝这个徒弟,并热心替李孝列好一个户外运动装备清单,同时借一本野外生存手册给李孝恶补户外运动常识。
持着清单,李孝跑了几家户外运动装备专卖店,购买了服装、背包、垫子、睡袋、鞋、帐篷、水具、地图、指南针、照明头灯、太阳眼镜、遮阳帽、刀、防护药品等,想到长白山冰天雪地的,李孝又准备了登冰山用的冰镐和冰锥,还有一套潜水器材等。随后,李孝又专门储备了一个星期的体能。
除夕前三天,李孝跟随着5名男驴友和6名女驴友踏上了徒步穿越秦岭鳌山至太白山的冒险行程。当他们行至秦岭山梁中段时,天色已晚,于是驴友拿出帐篷和睡袋露宿,李孝果然是好运气,领队担心李孝户外生存的经验不足,安排他与那位资深女驴友“混帐”。
本来“混帐”时可是约法三章的,各睡各的,井水不犯河水,不得越界,然而,睡到半夜,山上竟突然下起了大雨,春雷阵阵,高山上的雷特别可怕,那位资深女驴友似乎天生怕雷,这个时候哪有资深的模样,但见吓得俏脸发白,浑身颤栗,哪里还记得什么约法三章,像受惊的兔子一般钻进李孝的怀抱里,美人在怀,娇躯颤颤,我见犹怜,香艳之至。李孝又不是什么鲁男子柳下惠,在学校时可是常与首任女友偷偷溜出校门住旅馆双宿双飞,玩个通宵达旦,经验倒是有一些,但技巧就谈不上了,如今送上门来,天赐良缘,不玩白不玩,明儿起来大家也是心照不宣。但见李孝探手一摸,又惊又喜,原来这女驴友竟是裹着一床被子裸睡着的,丰美滑嫩的身子火炭一般烫手,心想原来你是有备而来的,于是,李孝放胆地对那女护士轻薄了起来,那女护士让李孝摸弄得春潮涌动,似乎嫌李孝笨手笨脚的,当即一个翻身将李孝跨压在身下,激情放纵了起来,疯狂过后,人困马乏,两人叠股而眠,突然一个球形闪电滚到帐篷旁炸响,众驴友大惊,跑来一看,发现新驴友李孝已烧成灰烬,而那个光着身子的女驴友倒是奇迹般活着。随后,那个资深女驴友还发觉自己的背包和一应装备也不见了。
出人命了,众驴友忙报警,呼唤救援。
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大宋徽宗年间,山东东平府清河县,狮子大街。
且说原来只是专在县里管些公事,如今被提拔为提刑官的西门大官人,正是春风得意马蹄疾的时候,然而此时却是双眉微蹙,心事重重。原来,一桩是东京蔡京太师老爷府里的管家翟谦前日来书说无子,催促西门大官人替他寻个女子作小妾,于是西门大官人托媒婆冯妈妈四处留意,但一直没见回音。另一桩却是大官人的那傻儿子不慎落井,险些被淹死,所幸丫鬟发现得早,可捞救上来后一直昏迷不醒。
西门大官人虽说觉得自己才三十出头,家有妻妾多人,并不害怕以后无子传承西门家烟火,可这个傻儿子孝哥儿毕竟是正妻吴月娘的儿子,又是西门家的嫡子。因此,大官人虽然生活放荡,可沉思一想,自己这么辛苦在外面挣钱跑官,还不是希望西门家财丁兴旺,代代传承,还不是想为子孙后代攒些底儿?淡定,淡定,本大官人虽说是做了偷人妻夺人财的缺德事,可这年头生意上尔虞我诈、优胜劣汰的事儿也正常,贪花好色之心人皆有之,何况修桥补路、抱打不平的善事本大官人也做过不少,上天如果有眼应当不会绝我西门家的。
“爹,孝哥儿醒了过来了。”这一日,西门大官人正在自家大厅闭目闲坐,想着心事。只见一个生得眉清目秀、伶俐乖巧的小厮儿兴冲冲地跑了过来,走到大官人面前说。那小厮正是西门庆贴身服侍的玳安儿。
“哈哈,本大官人正想着上天不会绝我西门一家的烟火了,走,看看去!”西门大官人闻悉,猛然睁开那双被酒色泡得有些浑浊发黄的眼睛,仰天大笑。
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“孝儿!”“孝哥儿!”……
李孝艰难地睁开双眼,看见自己置身于一间古色古香、香喷喷的房间,一大群古装女子围着自己,惊喜地呼唤着,其中一个三十出头的美妇搂着自己,泪流满面,梨花带雨一般,模样倒是有与那个女驴友有些相像。
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