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第十三萌、辣块妈妈的韦小宝

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好在他的担心是多余的,别说东方姑娘早就知道了他的学习天赋,那三名男生为了自己的面子,也不会把他们挨打的事情拿出来说,三人只是用略带畏惧和愤恨的眼光扫了李岩两眼,却没有走过来说话。

这时张君侧和独孤源已经向一班和二班的同学们搭起话来,他们先是进行了一番自我介绍,把自己吹嘘了一番,介绍到了李岩的时候,两人却yīn阳怪气地道:“这个叫李岩的同学是咱们三班的倒数第一,住在梅庄……嘿嘿……”

“哦?住梅庄的?这种人也能被选来参加课外教学任务?别拖了我们的后腿。”一班的学生立即就离开李岩远了几步,似乎怕差生会传染似的。

只有那三个被李岩打伤过的男生眼中满是惊疑不定的神sè,他们没想到李岩这种剑法犀利的家伙居然是三班倒数第一,难道三班的整体实力远超同年级不成?想到这里,三人赶紧向着张君侧和独孤源凑了过去,心想:我们讨好了你们三班的中等生,还怕你这个倒数第一不成?

李岩无奈地耸了耸肩,这些家伙真让他哭笑不得……

东方姑娘带着他们十二人在校园里穿梭,走过几个宿舍,来到了学校中间的大广场,李岩刚走到广场上,就感觉到广场正中间的地方似乎有一堵看不见的墙壁,空气的墙壁……之所以李岩能感觉到它的存在,是因为它弯折了光线,使得它与周围的光影很不协调,这才让肉眼能够捕捉到它的存在。

这不就是把我吸到这个世界的空气墙吗?李岩心念一动,如果穿过这面墙,能不能回到我那个位面去?

刚想到这里,就听到东方姑娘说:“大家进传送墙去吧,它已经被我调好了,会直接传送你们到课外教学任务的地。到了那边,会有一名三年级的同学接应你们,她的名字叫做韦小宝,你们听她的吩咐行事即可。”

“是!”大伙儿赶紧应了一声,然后排成一列,走向了那面空气墙。李岩亲眼看到走在前面的几个同学钻进墙去,他们似乎被什么东西吸着一般,瞬间消失不见。轮到他时,他也毫不犹豫地跳了进去……果然,这种传送的感觉就与当初传送他来到这个位面时的感觉一模一样,周围的景物瞬间变化,当他再仔细看时,发现自己站在一个小屋子里,屋子里的家具很简陋,周围除了和他一起来的十一名同学之外,还有一个穿着彩sè衣裙的少女。

这位少女大约也是十四五岁的年龄,长相很漂亮,但是风尘气很重,脸上露出一股不太正经的笑意,这种笑意带着一种机灵鬼怪的味道,脑后拖着一条长长的麻花辫子。她身上的衣裙很俗气,大红配大绿,俗不可耐,使得她整个人的气质有像一个青楼女子,不是那种高档青楼的名jì,而是一个低档青楼里的皮肉女子。

李岩对她这个造型感觉很不喜欢,但是他的直觉告诉他,这个少女肯定是韦小宝,如果是韦小宝的话,理论上来说应该是出生于青楼,她有这样的气质倒也在情理之中。

少女开口笑道:“辣块妈妈的,十二个公子哥儿突然窜出来,吓死老娘了……还好老娘知道你们要来,早有准备,不然万一老娘正在换衣服,你们传送到老娘屋子里,不就大占便宜了?辣块妈妈的……为了弥补老娘被你们吓一跳的jīng神损失,一人交五两银子出来。”

李岩大汗:没看到也要交五两银子,看到了得交多少?

大伙儿都没掏银子,也不搭她的话。独孤源上前一步问道:“你就是接应我们完成课外教学任务的三年级学生?”

少女嘿嘿一笑:“没错,就是老娘……老娘名叫韦小宝,三年级二班的……啧啧,你这一年级的小子见了老娘不用敬语,居然敢用‘你’字称呼?找死么?”

独孤源被吓了一跳,他不知道韦小宝选修了什么武功,但是她既然是三年级,那武功肯定要比自己高,惹到她挨揍是必然的。独孤源赶紧道:“韦学姐有礼了,学弟是一年级三班独孤源,奉东方姑娘之命来协助学姐诛杀鳌拜,还请指示。”

韦小宝嘻嘻笑道:“辣块妈妈的,用了敬语听起来果然舒服多了……好吧,现在老娘就给你们下指示……”她一挥手,扔出了十二套太监衣服,笑道:“你们把衣服换了……”

“太……太监服?”

除了李岩之外的十一名男生脸上都显出一股不高兴的神sè来,要知道普通人都是很憎恨太监的,大好男儿要把自己伪装成缺零件的妖人,确实很不爽快。

看到男生们迟疑,韦小宝顿时就不高兴了:“辣块妈妈的,你们不愿意伪装太监?哼……一群废物,东方姑娘难道没给你们说清楚么?”她话音未落,突然看到李岩已经脱下了自己身上那套破烂的乞丐服,身上只穿了一条牛犊短裤,动作大方自然地拿起太监服就往身上罩,似乎一也不介意伪装成太监。

韦小宝顿时大喜:“辣块妈妈的,你们学学这位学弟,看人家多懂事啊!”

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