ISSUE 12 靠近二垒中
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我气得五脏六腑快爆炸,小蓝和英伟却在旁边笑得东倒西歪,几乎不能自己。龙腾小说ltxsba.com
这两个没有良知的家伙!
狠狠瞪了眼始作俑者,我甩头冲进厕所,拧开水龙头洗脸,一想到匡恒的臭爪子掏过不知多肮脏邋遢的下水道,我一阵阵的犯恶心!
“混蛋!”我怒骂。
基于太过愤懑,因此突生邪恶念头,这个世界上惟一能降住冰山恶男的就是……我看阳台的玻璃门,视线立马跟囚徒二宝的狗眼对上,二宝激动的刨地,仿佛在说:主人,我帮你报仇!
我眯细眼,敢欺负我?开门,放狗!
“喂,想什么呢?”小蓝靠门框上瞅我。
“没什么……”
她顺着我转过去看二宝,嘴角一勾,伸手拉我一把,“他们帮你通下水道,午饭怎么着得请人家吃,走,去买菜。”
我万分不爽的让她拽出门。前往巷口那家大型超市的路上,小蓝说:“你和恒哥现在可以用一个成语形容,渐入佳境。”
“语文怎么学的?简直乱用成语。”我指着翻起的白眼说:“反目成仇还差不多。”
小蓝拍我一掌,“你才乱用成语,恒哥逗逗你,至于生那么大气?”
“有这么逗的吗?我是他养的宠物啊?”我顿时气不打一处来。
小蓝笑了,“哎哟,今儿我可开眼了,跟恒哥打了一年多交道,还没见他这么活泼过。”
我腹诽:真高兴我娱乐了你们!
“你不知道,当你打电话来说家里下水道堵了,小伟邀他一起来,他一副‘既期待又怕受伤害’的表情,哈哈哈”小蓝一边回忆一边不安好心的笑,“我正等着看他出糗呢,后来你急着把二宝关去阳台,我就明白了,昨晚你们……”
小蓝刻意隐去话尾,对我挤眉弄眼,我佩服她的想象力,我说:“昨天我不舒服,又要顾二宝,所以他帮我提行李上楼,然后他就走了,如此而已。”
小蓝一手搭上我的肩,“妹子,根据我的观察,我很肯定很郑重的宣布,他喜欢你。”
我一口气差没喘上来,“胡说!”
“嗯,我怎么胡说了?匡恒出了名的怕狗怕得要死,跟狗势不两立,有狗没有他,有他没有狗,为了你他可是把小命儿都豁出去了。”小蓝说完,突然像中了笑弹,不计形象的哈哈狂笑。
其实我也想笑,冰山大爷昨晚“瞬间移动”玩得那叫一个出神入化,后悔当时没用手机拍下来,不然可以拿去申报吉尼斯世界纪录,为国争光。我厚道的使了全身力气憋住爆笑的冲动,憋得我手脚发抖。
小蓝掐去眼角渗出的泪水,上气不接下气的说:“以前匡恒在没有‘天敌’出没的情况下,无论发生什么事儿,永远雷打不动面瘫的死样子,谁跟他呆一块谁不瘆得慌?认识你之后,人明显开朗了,似乎有了七情六欲,还跟你开玩笑,如果他不喜欢你,我的脑袋你尽管拿去。”
“哦?那你脑袋现在押我这儿了。”
小蓝啐了我一口,“你丫敢说你没动心思?你没有一滴滴喜欢他?没有一咪咪在乎他?”
“……”
小蓝摇头,“做人诚实,扪心自问一下。”
这个小蓝不说我也无数次扪心自问过自己对匡恒到底抱着什么样的感觉。从一开始的不服气到倍受打击,然后想退缩放弃接着又激起兴致……矛盾、纠结、犹豫、别扭、羞怯、忐忑,心情始终随着匡恒给予的反应起伏波动,比初恋时更手足无措,我不得不承认冰山的影响力超乎寻常的强大。
只是“喜欢他”……尚需要勇气。
我沉默许久,说了句:“我不够了解他。”
“哎,不懂你磨叽个什么劲儿,不够了解就去了解,人家不都冒死送上门了?”小蓝非常不以为然,“又不是咱爹妈那辈的人,事事压抑克制,遇上喜欢的直管去追。雅,幸福是靠自己努力去争取的,没听说过撑死胆大的饿死胆小的吗?”
我不求撑死,我只求温饱。
……
买了一堆菜回家,进门看到两个男人盘踞在客厅,茶几上铺着飞行棋,英伟那厮高举双手用力摇晃,嘴里吼着:“六!六!六!开豹子,我要起飞!”
快三十挂零的人了,幼稚得真想一脚给他踹过去。还有,也不知道他们怎么把飞行棋翻出来的,我都不知道我家有这玩意儿。我迅速扫了周围一遍,整洁。放心了。
我身边的小蓝放下雨伞,“哇呀呀”冲过去,勒住男友的脖子,“重新来,算我一个!”
我无言以对,转身进厨房,当做不认识他们。
摊开食材,择菜秧儿,择着择着感觉一股冷气逼来,庞大的阴影由上至下笼罩,这位爷还真“润物细无声”……我没停,继续。
他一把夺过我手中的菜,三下五除二择好,抡起袖子开水洗菜,我目不斜视,这你自己要干的。让开身子去切菜,“啪”的把肉摔到案板上,亮晃晃的菜刀“当当当”一下一下,彷似切他的肉。
他故技重施,又把我挤开,接手我的工作,我终于抬头瞪他,“干嘛你?”
“菜够丰富了,用不着再加一道凉拌凤爪。”
他讽刺我!
“你才红烧猪蹄呢!”
他侧头看我,“还生气?”
我假笑,“我像那么小气的人吗?”
他默默无声,利落的切肉,刀法娴熟利落,不言而喻我就一小气的人。呵呵我不置气,我大度,菩提本无树,明镜亦非台,本来无一物,何处惹尘埃。
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