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第十七章 慈母无奈应亲 恶霸洞房受罚

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魏环回到家就往他娘的房间跑。更多小说ltxsba.com老太太一看儿子跑的满头大汗的,赶紧叫家人拿过一杯茶来,让儿子坐下,喝口水喘喘气再说。赵刚拿过茶碗来,一仰脖儿喝了,之后他就眉飞色舞的跟他娘说:“娘,我给您道喜了,我又要给您添一房儿媳妇了。”

老太太正要喝茶,一听这话,差把茶杯扔了。;“你你你,你刚才说什么?你又要娶媳妇,孩子你已经有十三房小妾了,怎么还纳妾呀?”魏环脑袋摇得像拨浪鼓一样:“娘,这回不是纳妾,我要娶正房的妻子。”

老太太一听茶杯掉地下了:“什什么?正房。环儿,这这这到底怎么回事?是哪家的闺女?这么大的事,你怎么不提前跟为娘商量一下?”魏环两眼发直的说:“娘啊!你是没看到那姑娘有多漂亮,我一看到她就喜欢上她了。她简直就是月里的嫦娥呀!”

老太太不想扫儿子的兴,心说;只要这女子出身配得上我儿也就行了。想到这就问:“不知她是哪家的千金?出身哪家士绅哪?”魏环一听一摆手:“不是官宦人家,他们就是平头百姓。”说着就把碰见刘清云和猪八戒的事说了一遍。

老太太一听啪-----把桌子一拍,当时就站起来了。“胡闹,我们是什么人家,你不知道吗?怎能叫一个平民女子做我门里正房妻子,你想要丢尽我赵府的脸不成。你爹要是知道这事,他能答应吗?”魏环赶紧给他娘跪下,抓住他娘的手:“娘,您别生气吗?您听我说。这姑娘虽然出身不高,可举止端庄,长的又美。又怎么会丢赵府的脸呢?娘你就答应吧?”

老太太瞪她一眼:“就算我答应了,你爹能答应吗?”魏环一笑:“娘,你答应了,爹不就答应了吗?要不我们先不告诉爹,等拜完堂,成了亲之后。我们再告诉他,到那时生米做熟了饭,他就是不答应也不成了。”

老太太用手指:“好好好,娶正房妻子,还要背着父亲,这事也就你干得出来?”可老太太看着儿子那副可怜的样子,又觉得心疼。最后口打唉声头答应了。魏环心花怒放赶紧站起身给老太太捶背,一边捶背,一边说彩礼的事。

老太太听了彩礼的数目,差儿把舌头咬喽。本来想站起来和儿子辩理,哪知她起得急,魏环在给她捶背,正赶这时候魏环的左拳落下来,老太太左肩正和赵刚的拳头碰一块。赵刚一下就把老太太捶椅子底下去了。

魏环吓得赶紧把娘搀起来:“娘,娘。娘你没事吧?娘--。”老太太也顾不得屁股疼了,噌---一下从地上蹦起来:“行了行了行了,我还是告诉你爹得了。这亲呐?你别成了。他们这哪是要彩礼呀?狮子大开口,吃人呐这是。”魏环一听一把抓住娘的手,就把老太太的胳膊当船桨摇开了。“娘,你可千万别告诉爹。我要是不娶芊芊姑娘我就活不了了,娘你就答应我吧?”

老太太气的一甩胳膊:“儿啊!不是为娘我不帮你,这个叫芊芊的有那么好吗?就把你给迷成这样?你让我答应,我拿什么答应?你说动这么一大笔银子,你爹能不过问吗?我要拿什么搪塞过去?好了环儿,你就别任性了,好不好?”魏环一看娘不答应,他也不求了,他直么愣眼的站了起来走到墙边。从墙上把镇宅的宝剑拽出来了,往脖子上一搭:“娘,你既然不答应我娶芊芊姑娘,那我死了算了。”说着就要抹脖子。

这一下可把老太太吓坏了:“快,快拦住你们少爷。”一下跑过来几个家奴,七手八脚夺下了魏环手里的宝剑。老太太这才松了口气。她用手指着儿子:“你你你---,你叫我说你什么好哇?哎呀!我上辈子做了什么孽呀?竟然碰上你这么个冤家。”老太太一边说一边跺脚。魏环跑到他娘的跟前:“娘你答应了。”

老太太打了声唉声:“嗨----,环儿,你说,这笔银子,我们怎么跟你爹说呀?这关要过不了,你就下不了彩礼。下不了彩礼,这亲你怎么成啊?”魏环听这话也蔫了,他一屁股坐在了地上,可他冷不丁从地上蹦了起来。把老太太吓一跳,她不知道赵刚怎么回事?就见魏环兴高采烈跑到自己面前:“娘,有折了。只要你这么说,保管爹说不出什么来?”

老太太纳闷:“孩子,你就别打哑谜了。你说说,你有什么注意?”魏环在老太太的耳边低低的说:“娘,你就说,前几天去烧香,中午在庙里午睡的时候做梦,梦见佛爷要你重塑金身,你就捐了这些银子不就行了。”

老太太一听冲他儿子的脸:“呀呸----,你这出的什么馊主意?有拿菩萨开玩笑的吗?”魏环嘴一瘪:“娘,那你倒是出个主意呀?”老太太最后想了个折:“这样吧?只能从我的体己出了。记住,你可不能告诉你的两位哥哥,知道吗?”魏环一听乐的当时就跳起来了:“娘,没想到你能从体己里拿出这么多的钱?”

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