第二百章 一拜花果山 净坛闯山门
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进了水帘洞之后,刘清云一看,嗬---,看看,人家这才叫仙家的洞府呢?水帘洞高了下能有十几丈,山洞里面倒挂钟乳石,钟乳石上石膏花四展,周围水晶围绕。洞府十分宽敞,这里面装个万八千的人,谁都不带挨着谁的。正中央一把石椅,这石椅大的都出了号儿了,上面八个人都没问题。在椅子前面是一张青玉石案,椅子的两边有一座座莲台,莲台前也是一张张石案。最主要的一,这山洞里也没有夜明珠之类的宝石或宝珠,没有照明的东西。可这洞府里一片通明,亮的地上掉根针都看得见。
猪八戒来到水帘洞先四下里看了看,回头又看看大马猴:“如果我没认错的话,你不是猴儿哥手底下的马猴将军吗?”
大马猴满脸赔笑:“是是是,二老爷好记性。我的确是爷爷手下的马猴将军。二老爷还请坐,快给二老爷和众位客人上茶,上果品。”马猴将军回完猪八戒的话,吩咐小猴子上茶上果品。
猪八戒没坐那张大椅子,他坐在了左手边的一张莲台上:“兄弟都坐下,都坐下。站着干嘛呀!怪累的。”马猴将军赶紧头:“是是是,众位快些上座。”刘清云等人也坐在了莲台上。
这时候小猴子已经把茶水和果品都端上来了,猪八戒喝了口茶:“嗯---?怎么你出来接我们了?我猴儿哥呢?他干什么去了?他什么时候出来见我呀?”
马猴将军龇牙一笑:“二老爷,您来的可真不巧,今儿爷爷不在家。他出门儿了。这不,就在昨天,爷爷收到了一封请帖,太乙求苦天尊把他请去了,好像要举办什么茶会?今儿一早爷爷就去了太乙天尊的仙宫了。”
猪八戒一愣:“出门了?怎么这么巧哇?我一来他就出门儿了。你这猴崽子是不是跟我耍花活呀?我在花果山山门前等了那么长时间?都不见你们迎接我。我来了,你们却说猴哥出门了。你是不是在糊弄我呀?”
马猴将军赶紧摇头:“诶诶---,二老爷言重了。吓死我也不敢那样做呀!爷爷的确不在。我在后山一直巡逻,没在水帘洞,所以小猴子找我费了些时间。结果接您接晚了。二老爷您还请原谅。”
猪八戒看了看马猴将军,他看马猴将军不像说谎的样子,他又问:“嗯---,我猴哥没说什么时候回来吗?我有急事找他。”
马猴将军摇了摇头:“哎呦---,爷爷走的时候可没说。您也知道,太乙天尊住在三十三层天,天上一日地上一年。谁知道爷爷会不会还去别的地方会友哇?爷爷好动不好静,这次出门儿,有可能一两年,也有可能十年八年的。这就说不准了。”
刘清云在一边一听,嘚----,这算白来了。短时间还一二年呢?时间长了十年八年也是他?自己总不能赖到人家这等着吧?
猪八戒挠了挠下巴,马猴将军说的不错。自己这猴哥是扳不倒骑兔子,没个稳当劲儿。你要是让他在一个地方时间长了,他就得上蹿下跳不可。别看当初在五行山压了五百年,可他的性子还是一儿没改。
猪八戒正想着呢?马猴将军又说话了:“二老爷,您看真不巧。爷爷出去赴会了,这一时半会儿回不来。您是在这等他回来呀?还是先回去呀?”
猪八戒一皱眉:“怎么?我猴哥不在家,你还要往外撵我吗?你这话什么意思呀?”
马猴将军一时语塞:“啊---,我我我,这这,这,呵呵呵---,呦----,二老爷瞧您说的,这儿跟您的道场有分别吗?您想住多长时间?就住多长时间。我这么问是想给您安排住的地方,您看您怎么还挑了理了?”
猪八戒头,回头看了看刘清云:“兄弟,真不巧。今儿猴儿哥出门儿了,这也不知道他什么时候能回来?你看这怎么办呐?”
刘清云叹了口气:“唉!真是太不巧了。既然斗战胜佛不再,那咱么就别叨扰了。马猴将军,劳烦您在佛爷回来的时候说一声,就说有位刘清云来拜见过。我这次来也没带什么东西?这里有一坛酒,你请收下。”刘清云说着从百宝囊拿出了一坛猴酒,递给了马猴将军。
马猴将军两手一推:“啊—--,不不不。刘先生不可以,不可以。你是和二老爷一起来的,我哪敢收您的东西呢?再说了,我们爷爷不在家,他回来要是知道我收下了您的东西,还不把我的腿打折楼哇!您赶快收起来,收起来。”
刘清云轻轻的摇头:“我这是头一次来花果山,斗战胜佛可以说是我的前辈。我虽说没有见到斗战胜佛,可我哪能不带些礼物呢?这是我对斗战胜佛的一儿心意。您就代胜佛收下吧?”刘清云说着把猴酒往桌案上一放。
猪八戒看了看水帘洞:“唉----,空来一回。兄弟,既然猴哥不在,那咱们就回去吧?改日再来。马猴将军,等我猴哥回来的时候,你告诉他一声就说我来过了,找他有儿事。叫他回来以后,就先别出去了。我过些日再来。好了,走了。”猪八戒说完领着刘清云他们出了水帘洞。
马猴将军一直把猪八戒和刘清云他们送出了花果山,看他们驾云走了。他长出一口气:“唉---,总算是把人送走了。真是怪了,爷爷这是怎么了?今儿二老爷来,为什么他闭门不见呢?唉!算了,谁知道他们怎么回事?还是先回爷爷我已经把他们送走了吧!”
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