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第三百六十五章 四圣试禅心

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如果是现代,四个白富美来勾搭穷丝。那绝对是百发百中,也没人说穷丝没节操。四位菩萨也是闲的无聊。明知道猪八戒因为调戏嫦娥才思凡下界,一直有一颗骚动的春心,还变得白富美去勾搭让人家丢脸,这事确实做得不厚道。

《西游记》这一章换个标题,完全可以叫“四个和尚的艳遇”,师徒四人巧合地碰到了一母三女四个白富美。可怜的八戒可谓从云端跌落地底,居然还幻想母女花通吃,亢奋许久在树上吊了一夜,估计心里没少诅咒四位闲得无聊的菩萨。

江浩泽前世是现代人,他对四位菩萨的恶作剧很无语,有心下去掺合一下。悄然在庄子附近按落云头,他收了隐身术,摇身变成一个背着书囊的书生,大摇大摆地走向了庄子大门。如今他的本体有大罗金仙巅峰修为,孙猴子肯定识不破他的变化,不过观世音、文殊、普贤以及黎山老母修为与他相当,想要瞒过他们还得另打主意。

好在江浩泽内有混沌之力,这是连圣人也无法动用的力量,他变化时以混沌之力遮掩,这样就不担心被几位菩萨看破了。来到庄子大门,最先发现他的是机灵的猴子,孙猴子睁开火眼金睛,确定他不是妖怪后上前道:“书生往哪里去?”

江浩泽有些迂腐地向猴子行了一礼,说道:“小生外出云游,今日错过了宿处,看到这里有庄园想要借宿,长老却要往哪里去?”

猴子笑道:“我师父乃是东土大唐派往西方取经的圣僧,我是他的大徒弟孙悟空,路过此地准备借宿一晚。你这书生却也胆大,这荒山野岭妖怪颇多,你也不怕妖怪把你抓了去。”

江浩泽摇了摇头道:“小生年幼时蒙高人传授,倒是学了一身道术,倒是不惧那妖怪猛兽。”

“书生居然还是道术,快使来俺老孙看看。”

猴子一脸好奇的模样,眼里隐隐有着得意,准备看看这书生的粗浅道术,然后上前指点一番,让他知道是在关公门前耍大刀。江浩泽却也凑趣,他从书囊里拿出一把桃木剑,烧了几张黄纸后念念有词,片刻后说了一声“太上老君急急如律令”,倒还真像陆地飞仙的手段。

西游世界陆地飞仙有不少,但只要没有霞举飞升成为天仙就是凡人,江浩泽会道法孙猴子倒没有觉得奇怪。江浩泽一个书生忽然出现在荒山野岭,本来就极为奇怪,就算猴子和四位菩萨看不破他的变化术也会心生疑窦,扮演地仙就不存在这个问题了。

孙猴子极爱面子,指点江浩泽一番后洋洋得意地道:“原来你太上老君那老倌儿的门徒,倒是有几分道行,下次我去天庭见了老倌定会为你美言几句……”

猴子牛逼还没吹完,庄子的大门“吱呀”一声开了,一个风韵犹存的中年美妇打开大门,娇声问道:“尔等是什么人,竟敢擅闯寡妇之门。”

孙猴子早已觉得这庄子有古怪,看到变化成寡妇的是黎山老母,他已经知道是怎么回事,看到黎山老母打眼色后他没有点破。得知唐僧师徒是前往西方取经的唐朝和尚,黎山老母颇为热情,吩咐猴子让其他三人一起进院子说话。

猴子一如既往地讲义气,虽然和江浩泽这位假书生只有一面之缘,他还是帮忙说话:“老菩萨,这书生也是前来借宿之人,是否让他与我们一起进去?”

黎山老母也没看破江浩泽的变化,以为只是凡间书生,她这次来是配合观世音试探师徒四人,自然不想让凡人进庄子。不过人家同样是来借宿,放了四个和尚进去,独独拒绝书生找不到合适的理由,迟疑片刻后把江浩泽也放了进去。

江浩泽以及师徒四人跟随老夫人前往客厅,丫鬟很快奉茶,唐僧喝了一口茶后找了个话题道:“老夫人,贵地是甚地名?”

黎山老母所化的老妇人马上引入正题,说道:“此乃西牛贺洲之地,小妇人娘家姓贾,夫家姓莫。幼年不幸,公姑早亡,与丈夫守承祖业,有家资万贯,良田千顷。夫妻们命里无子,止生了三个女孩儿,前年大不幸,又丧了丈夫,小妇居孀,今岁服满。空遗下田产家业,再无个眷族亲人,只是我娘女们承领。欲嫁他人,又难舍家业。适承长老下降,想是师徒四众。小妇娘女四人,意欲坐山招夫,四位恰好,不知尊意肯否如何。”

唐僧脸皮薄,接受不了老夫人那般直白的表达,一时间面红耳赤,一句话也不说。老妇人接着道:“舍下有水田三百余顷,旱田三百余顷,山场果木三百余顷。黄水牛有一千余只,况骡马成群,猪羊无数。东南西北,庄堡草场,共有六七十处。家下有年用不着的米谷,十来年穿不着的绫罗。一生有使不着的金银,胜强似那锦帐藏春,说什么金钗两行。你师徒们若肯回心转意,招赘在寒家,自自在在,享用荣华,却不强如往西劳碌?”</dd>

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