第三百六十六章 捣乱的书生
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唐僧还是装聋作哑，猪八戒听得心痒难耐，对唐僧道：“师父，人家施主在和你说话呢，你怎么佯作不睬？”
唐僧喝斥道：“你这个孽畜，我等是出家人，怎可以动凡心？”
黎山老母所化的老妇人正要继续拿言语勾搭，一直默不作声的书生忽然拍了两下手掌道：“唐朝长老说得对，出家人六根清净，断不可以动凡心，老夫人还是莫要逼迫他们了。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com小生这些年四处云游也厌倦了，正想找个清净地安度余生，若是老夫人不弃，便由我入赘在你家如何？”
孙猴子险些笑了出来，知道是几位菩萨化形以后，他大概知道了几位恶趣味的菩萨想干嘛。师徒四人里猪八戒天性好色，沿途只怕会坏了佛教的名声，所以有必要提前敲打一番，这样他今后才会收敛一点。
这书生倒是有趣，毫不知情的情况下竟然真的想入赘，他有了这般心思，只怕几位菩萨不好收场。有一名凡人跟着进了庄子，这凡人对于入赘颇为热切，让这撤不好再演下去。
黎山老母一下子傻眼了，她很后悔自己让这书进入庄子，这次受观世音所托试探几位和尚，来了个凡人搅局还真麻烦。看到书生满脸热切，一心要入赘的模样，拙于言辞的她一时不知道该怎么推托，正为难时一阵环佩声响，她那三个如花似玉的女儿走了出来。
“我家想要招几个壮劳力入赘，这四位长老正好合适，你这书生太过文弱。入赘后只怕也撑不起家业。”
说话的正是观世音变化的大女儿。有了她解围黎山老母不用再为难了。笑道：“珍珍说得是，我家要招来入赘的都是壮劳力，不要文弱书生。珍珍，爱爱，怜怜，快来见过三位唐朝来的长老，以后他们就是一家人了。”
三个娇滴滴的女儿上前给唐僧四人行礼，腼腆的唐僧把脸歪朝了半边。孙悟空和沙僧目不斜视，只有猪八戒看得眼睛都直了。八戒心痒难挠，偏偏唐僧一直拒绝，他只能在一边干着急，一脸不善地看着那个书生，担心那该死的书生把上门的好事给抢了。
猪八戒的担心不是没有道理，看到三个娇滴滴的美女书生眼前一亮，站起身来道：“见过三位秀，珍珍秀所说小生不认可，小生虽只是文弱书生。但一直修行道术，比一般人要强壮许多。况且我自小生于农家，耕田犁地极为熟练，操持家业更是一把好手，招了我入赘绝对合适。”
观世音变化的珍珍见到书生不依不饶，心里有了几分不耐，不过她已经查探过，这书生只是一介凡俗，倒也没往深处想。唐僧被母女四人调戏得面红耳赤，乐得有人出来顶缸，于是也帮书生说话：“四位女施主，既然有了合适的入赘之刃，又何必难为贫僧？这位主动入赘的施主眉目清秀，知书达理，又能操持家业，却是一段良缘。”
珍珍裣衽一礼道：“长老有所不知，我们姐妹三人都要招婿，这书生即便能操持家业也只有一人。四位长老自东土大唐而来，敲我们母女也是四人，却不是那上天注定的姻缘，合该与四位长老结成良配。”
江浩泽一脸不忿地道：“我赵日天不服，我虽只有一人，年轻时也学得那熬战之法，定能将三位秀服侍得妥妥帖帖。”
这是盗版了猪八戒的台词，原著里老猪悄悄找到母女四人答应入赘，老夫人问他要娶哪个女儿时，呆子就是这么回答。后来菩萨戏耍猪八戒，让他蒙上眼睛抓啄个就是哪个，接过呆子一个也抓不住，这才对丈母娘动了心思。”
猪八戒说这样的话，四位菩萨可以迸戏谑的心思，好好耍弄八戒一番。只是这个叫赵日天的书生一介凡夫俗子，竟然说出这般言语，四位菩萨也有了几分火气，黎山老母所化的老夫人大怒道：“岂有此理一个人就霸占我三个女儿，哪有这般好事？”
猪八戒一脸凶相地看着江浩泽，恨不得一钉耙把这该死的家伙干掉，如果这家伙真的霸占了人家三个女儿，那还有他老猪什么事。看到老夫人发怒拒绝，他刚松了一口气，却见那该死的书生道：“此事容易，我有几个同伴便宗不远处张家村，个个都是身强力壮能操持家业之辈，老夫人放了四位长老西行拳，我把同伴唤来一起入赘如何？”
猪八戒被彻底激怒了，该死的家伙独自一人占便宜不说，竟然还要去把同伴招来。他顾不得隐藏自己的色心了，大喝道：“你这读书人为何这般不识趣，人家老夫人说了不招书生了，你一直凑什么热闹？”
江浩泽纳闷地道：“你们师徒四人不愿意入赘，一心要西行拳，我这才准备找几个同伴来代替你们，这是两全其美的好事，这位长老为何那么大脾气？”
孙猴子马上也跟着补刀，笑道：“八戒你这般着急，莫非是想留下入赘不成？”
猪八戒嗫嚅道：“猴哥休得开玩笑，这事得从长计较。”
猪八戒话音刚落，江浩泽所变的书生忽然大怒道：“计较个屁，出家人受了戒，正该安心礼佛，岂能受女色诱惑便动了凡心？四位高僧既是从东土大唐而来，受唐王委托前往西天拳，若是有人中途入赘，岂不是败坏了佛门名声？”
唐僧以前受到影响差点修道，观世音好不容易才纠正了他的三观，重新洗脑后让他成了坚定的佛门弟子。原本他觉得留下猪八戒入赘无所谓，此时听到书生说和尚入赘败坏佛门声誉，立马打消了任由八戒疡的念头，宣了声佛号道：“阿弥陀佛t些主一番良言振聋发聩，贫僧受教。定当约束弟子谨守清规戒律。”
猪八戒一下子急了。低声对唐僧道：“师父啊b老夫人一心要我们师徒入赘。若不留下一个让她遂了心愿，只怕她不肯放我们离去。”
唐僧眼观鼻鼻观心地道：“你这呆子，有赵施主寻朋友来入赘，哪里用得着你操心？你且安心去喂马，若是敢不守清规戒律，我叫悟空打断你的腿。”
猪八戒哼哼唧唧地不敢说话了，唐僧难得放了狠话，一直看他不顺眼的猴子。真有可能拿他开刀。四位菩萨来试唐僧四师徒，基本已经有了结果，确定只有猪八戒不守清规戒律，原本想要变着法子捉弄一番，偏偏八戒也被唐僧压制了，一切都是因为那书生。
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