第三百六十六章 捣乱的书生
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看到唐僧发了狠话不允许徒弟入赘,黎山老母佯怒道:“你这师徒四人不知好歹,既然不愿入赘,也别在这里借宿了。”
江浩泽走上前道:“老夫人如何这般不晓事?人家唐朝高僧一心要前往西方拜佛拳,你偏偏要让人家堕入凡尘。也不怕佛主怪罪。这四位长老是佛门中人不能违反清规戒律,我和几位伙伴样样符合你招婿的要求。主动入赘你却推山阻四,这却是为何?”
老夫人冷笑道:“你这书生一心要主动入赘,肯定是贪图我家钱财,若是真招了你做女婿,只怕是引狼入室。”
江浩泽淡淡地道:“老夫人休要血口喷人,莫非几位长老答应留下来,便不是贪图钱财美色了?我自认相貌不比那位猪长老丑陋,又不是佛门中人,你一直拒我于千里之外,单单只要几位长老入赘,莫不是有不可告人的目的?”
猪八戒本来就恨该死的书生坏了自己的好事,听到书生拿自己相比,还说自己丑陋,大怒道:“你这不知死活的书呆子,竟敢编排你猪爷爷,信不信老子在你身上筑出九个血窟窿?”
“八戒,休要胡言乱语。”
唐僧喝止了猪八戒,江浩泽的话让他起了疑心,老夫人一心要他师徒四人入赘确实不合情理。西行路上多妖孽,不少妖怪都是打着吃唐僧肉的主意,莫非这老夫人和她三个女儿是妖精所化?想到这里唐长老低声对猴子道:“悟空,这母女四人极为可以,莫不是妖孽所化?”
孙猴子知道四位是菩萨,不是什么妖精,连忙道:“师父,俺老孙以火眼金睛看过了,这母女四人不是妖精。”
唐僧还是觉得可疑,说道:“莫不是你看错了?若是妖精神通广大,连你的火眼金睛也看不出来,却该如何是好?”
孙猴子一向爱面子,听到唐僧质疑自己的能力,勃然大怒道:“师父怎地这般不相信人,俺老孙说不是妖精就不是妖精,这母女四人明明就是四位菩萨”
猴子说到这里连忙嘴,来到庄子后菩萨已经给他使了眼色,就是让他不要拆穿把戏,他一不心给说出来了。菩萨所化的母女四人也是满脸尴尬,他们化形来试探师徒四人,惩戒一番后飘然而去没什么,若是被当面点破大家就难堪了。
好在唐长老还没反应过来,和尚有时候也称呼女子为女菩萨,他以为猴子说的菩萨是凡人,再次低声道:“这母女四人看起来是女菩萨,我是担心他们是妖孽所化,悟空你再仔细瞅瞅?”
四位菩萨哭笑不得,他们好歹是大罗金仙,竟然被唐僧这呆子怀疑是妖精,这一切都是因为那书生。唐僧没有听懂猴子所说的“菩萨”意味着什么,四人避免了尴尬,这才刚刚松了口气,却见那书生恍然大悟地道:“老夫人和三位秀原来是天上的菩萨下凡,变化后试探唐长老拳之心是否坚定,却是小生唐突了。”
唐僧反应再迟钝,这下子也听明白了,连忙上前行礼道:“不知是哪四位菩萨下凡?”
孙猴子在一边挤眉弄眼,似乎在说这可怪不得俺老孙,师父明明没有听出来,都是被那书生点破。母女四人面面相觑,高高在上的他们来戏耍师徒四人,没想到会被一介凡人弄得下不来台,唐僧知道真相后询问,继续装下去的话就太过了,于是他们只能现出了真身。
看到真的是四位菩萨,唐僧宣了声佛号道:“阿弥陀佛来真是四位菩萨下凡,贫僧皈依我佛,一心要前往西方求孺经,早就断了红尘俗念,菩萨不必担心我动了凡心。”
唐僧是忠厚老实的人,但四位菩萨化形后试探,当场拆穿后他心里也会有些不爽。如果菩萨已经试探猪八戒的色心,像原著那样把猪八戒吊了一夜,再留下简贴相劝,唐僧会觉得菩萨用心良苦。现在猪八戒看似动了色心,并没有什么出格的举动,菩萨这种试探唐僧就不会高兴了。
观世音看了猪八戒一眼道:“唐僧,我知你一心向佛,原没有要试探你,只是八戒没有禅心容易思凡,这才准备惩戒一番,你休要多心。”
“乖乖隆地咚,原来是四位菩萨下凡试探,俺老猪差点着了道儿。”
猪八戒心里暗自庆幸,原本他恨死了那个名叫赵日天的书生,现在反而非常感激那家伙,如果不是那家伙自己就成笑话了。推卸责任老猪一向擅长,他动了色心但没有出格的举动,完全可以推得一干二净,于是一脸不满地道:“菩萨你莫要冤枉人,俺老猪自从受了戒,一心要保师父西天拳求个正果,哪里就思凡了?”
观世音被呆子倒打一耙,冷笑道:“八戒你休要狡辩,适才你们师徒四人里,只有你对入赘动了心思,莫不是我还冤枉你不成?”
猪八戒一脸委屈地道:“罢了!罢了p萨既然不相信俺老猪,为何又让俺保师父西天拳?俺哪里是对入赘动了心思,我是看菩萨所化的母女四人殷勤地要我等入赘,以为你们是哪里来的妖精所化,所以略作试探罢了,哪里晓得会是菩萨戏耍我等。”
猪八戒口舌伶俐,因为这个猴子没少吃他的亏,耳根子软的唐僧容易相信他的话。先前唐僧也怀疑母女四人是妖精,猪八戒拿这个来说事,唐僧更加信了几分,再次宣了声佛号道:“看来是菩萨误会八戒了,我师徒四人同心协涟去求孺经,今后菩萨莫要再试探了,以免我们师徒之间有了隔阂。”
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