番外:降魔十二
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陈玄奘幽幽睁开眼睛,首先映入眼帘的,就是悟空那毛脸雷公嘴,那么大一个脸盘塞满了视线,让刚刚醒来的陈玄奘吓了一大跳,连连倒退,打着踉跄退到后面去,躲在石头旁边,对悟空道:“孙先生什么时候醒的,吓到在下了!”
悟空翻身做起道:“俺就没有睡!俺问你,那鱼妖你可感化了?”
“我跟他好好谈了一下,他已经认识到了自己的错误,决定改头换面重新做人。网址找回邮件:ltxsba@gmail.com”陈玄奘感慨道,这时候他发现魔术师等人也出现在了他后面,只是脸上的神色有些怪异。
魔术师瞪着一双青肿的眼睛,对陈玄奘道:“看来’案件重演‘对于驱魔很有帮助,你也很适合跟我学唤醒妖魔人性的办法。不过这鱼妖,你决定怎么处置他。”
陈玄奘掏出那个鱼妖玩偶道:“他决定跟在我身边,向我学习佛法修行,赎还自己犯下的罪孽。所以我决定收他为徒,以后他就是我的徒弟,法号——悟净!”
悟空却笑道:“这鱼妖还好说,他本性善良,只要暂时封印他的魔性,有人去理解,去感受他的痛苦,并不难化解它的怨气,但那朱刚鬣可不一样。他其实贪花好色,而且被妻子和奸夫所害,恐怕不是一句感同身受,就能解开他的怨气的。”
陈玄奘看着悟空侃侃而谈,却有些愣了,他支支吾吾道:“孙先生还懂这些?”
“我为什么不能懂?”悟空回头诧异的看着他,指着自己道:“难道我看上去很无知,很愚昧么?我告诉,在佛法方面,你还差得远呢!”
“看来孙先生真的是魔性深重,不是等闲佛法能够化解的。”陈玄奘叹息道。
魔术师点头道:“而且孙悟空和那两个妖魔不同,他们是因爱生恨,由不平而生怨,魔性因为人性而生,但孙先生是天生神圣,一颗魔性天成,根深蒂固。”他凑到陈玄奘的耳边悄悄道:“孙悟空并不是由人变成的妖魔,他很可能是天生的魔头,没有人性,十分危险啊!”
陈玄奘跟他交头接耳道:“那怎么办?”
“我们驱魔的宗旨是唤醒妖魔内心的真善美,遇到这种根本没有人性的妖魔,心中自然也不会有真,善和美,这时候,就要让他感受到人性,先要变成人,然后才能根除魔性。”魔术师低声道:“孙悟空不愧是妖魔之王,刚刚你进入那鱼妖的内心,感受他内心的痛苦,重回昔日的幻梦,根本不是我在操控,而是它。”
“刚刚我进入的是天庭卷帘大将的回忆,梦见昔日卷帘大将遇到它大闹天宫的时候,被打的惨不忍睹。你看到我的眼睛了吗?”魔术师指着自己淤青的眼眶:“梦中的孙悟空,太厉害了!太可怕了!”
“我们这点套路,在它看来,不过尔尔。”
“要感化此魔……还需陈玄奘你,为众生献身啊!”
“我?”陈玄奘指着自己的鼻子诧异道,魔术师点点头,拍着他的肩膀:“没错,就是你。”
陈玄奘下意识的回头去看,却见悟空微笑道:“年轻人,你还差一点!”
他捻起指尖:“就差那么一点点!”
这句熟悉的话让他想到了自己的师父,恍然以为自己眼花了,甩了甩头,悟空的影子才慢慢清晰起来,悟空瞬间变脸嗤笑道:“说笑的呢!你还差的远呢。作为一个大乘弟子,你的心中,还有一道化不去的障碍——男女之间的小情小爱,所以你现在还不是那个取经人。”
“只有等到那个把你的女人打的灰飞烟灭的人,然后给他戴上你的戒指,你才会变成那个取经人。”
“孙先生你在说什么,我有些听不懂。”陈玄奘疑惑道。
但旁边的轮回者,都跟见鬼一样睁大了眼睛,悟空坐下来跟他解释道:“其实是这样子的,你的前世是如来佛祖的二弟子金蝉子,因为法会的时候开小差睡觉,轻慢了佛法,而被佛祖贬到了人间,命中注定要去西天取经,成就一番大业,然后佛祖才能名正言顺的,把你弄回去坐莲台。”
陈玄奘插嘴道:“孙先生请自重,这个‘弄’字……很不妥当啊!”
“这都是细节,不要在意!”悟空摆手道:“当年俺老孙抗击天庭强拆,拳打李靖老头儿,脚踢哪吒小屁孩,那是威风凛凛啊!如来那厮调解的时候,看我是个人材,曾经有意招聘我到他西方灵山集团任职。”
“但他有个条件,就是要我以临时工的身份,陪着他的二弟子金蝉子去灵山出一趟差,回来才会给我转正。但我是谁啊!齐天大圣,天庭超品,你叫我当临时工,我就乖乖给你去当临时工,背那个黑锅吗?”
“人才和用人单位之间,需要双向选择对不对。不能说,你叫我去取经,我就去取经。我有我的自由。”
“就像你,心里有一个喜欢的人,如来要你去取经,你是不是要考虑一下呢?”悟空指手画脚道:“取经多累啊!而且对三界众生,也没有什么贡献,就是一个表面工程对不对?但如来的作风很粗暴啊!我说我要考虑一下,他就给我安置到了这里。”
“要我说,这种家长式的粗暴作风,是灵山官僚主义僵化的表现,如来应该好好反省一下,对三界,对众生,认识到自己的错误。但我人言轻微啊!”
“现在,你终于来到我的面前,而我已经成为一个善良、和蔼的猴子。无欲无求对不对!你呢,又有一份男女之爱在牵挂,所以这时候取经大业,就有问题了!请问,还如何凑成取经小队?”孙悟空向左右问道。
“死女人!”庄俾梵插嘴道。
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