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第四百一十二章 樊哙狗肉

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但一旁的林川,已经完全猜测对方的身份,这人就是未来与霸王项羽,争夺天下的刘邦,汉朝的开国皇帝,汉高祖刘邦!!

说起历史上的刘邦,可不是什么好东西,从小不务正业,游手好闲,后来投靠六国名士,可惜秦国统一天下之后,刘邦的主子成了逃犯。

刘邦只好回到家乡沛县,当了个地痞无赖,混个泗水亭长,整日蒙吃蒙喝,靠着和地方官吏的关系,小有名气,……后来,刘邦在秦末之时,趁势而起,最终成就一番大事。

而神话剧情里的刘邦,比之历史记载,更加不堪,完完全全就是一个奸诈阴险的反复小人,地痞无赖,不过易小川听到刘邦的名字,想起对方未来的成就,百般帮助,……而刘邦正是凭借易小川的帮助,这才成功上位,成就一番伟业。

易小川初来大秦的时候,误打误撞,救下项羽项梁两人,成了官府通缉的要犯,如今一听到刘邦的叫嚷,顿时心头一凉,还以为自己的身份暴露。

看到刘邦眼底的一丝得意,林川冷哼一声,提醒道“小川,别担心!这家伙不过是沛县蒙吃蒙喝的混混罢了,不用理他!”心思机警的易小川,很快反应过来,没好气的白了刘邦一眼,继续吃喝。

看到自己的鬼话,被人识破,刘邦居然脸不红心不跳的顺势坐了下来,一边和易小川说话,一边抓起桌面上的酒壶,准备对嘴喝酒。

啪!!

“诶呦,你怎么打人呐?”下一刻,刘邦捂着脸大呼小叫起来,原来反应过来的易小川,看到刘邦想要偷拿自己的美酒,随手赏了他一个巴掌。

若是平常时候,以易小川的脾气,恐怕还不会因为一点点酒水,和人大打出手,可眼下的这个地痞骗子,居然敢给自己下套,让他心惊胆战,冷汗直冒。

要不是林川出言提醒,指不定他还要闹出什么笑话,在21世纪,易小川见多了这种无赖骗子,所以他一不做二不休,赏了他一巴掌,给点教训!

但刘邦也是人才,捂着红彤彤的半边脸,眼中寒光一闪,既不转身离开,又不动手回敬,突然哀嚎了一声,装模作样的摔在地上,满地打滚。

不仅如此,刘邦还不忘大声呼喊“哎呀,打死人啦!打死人啊!这两个外乡人,居然对我拳打脚踢,哎呦!我快不行啦~~”

如此夸张的表演呼嚎,顿时引起了路边群众的围观!!

“哎呀!不好了,两位客官,你们快走吧!晚了恐怕就走不了了!”樊哙见状,赶紧走到林川和易小川身边,低声说道。

易小川显然有些怒气未平,愤愤说道“这家伙居然玩碰瓷,看我不好好教训他一顿。”

樊哙苦笑一声,低声解释道“两位客官,你们都是外乡人,恐怕不知道其中的厉害,这家伙是我们沛县有名的青皮无赖,平日里蒙吃蒙喝,说起来,我与这家伙的也算有些交情!”

“哦?老板居然和这家伙是一伙的??”易小川差点叫出声来。

“我樊哙可是老老实实的买卖人!”樊哙顿时不悦,用强调的口吻,为自己证明“只是这些年来,这刘三整天来我狗肉铺白吃白喝,久而久之,我和他都习惯而已!”

就在三人低声说话的时候,周围的围观百姓,越来越多,原本还算宽敞的大路,居然被围堵得严严实实,四面八方,还有几个官差衙役,正往这里赶了过来。

“不说这些了,两位客官,你们快走啊!再晚,可就来不及了!”樊哙焦急的催促两人,地上的刘邦,终于觉察到樊哙,只见他猛地一扑,双手死死的搂住易小川的左腿。

一边抱住抱紧,刘邦一边咆哮道“樊哙你少管闲事,你小子今天敢打我,我要让你尝尝我刘三爷的厉害!”

林川,指了指癫狂发疯的刘邦,向樊哙问道“这痞子,这么干,是什么意思??难道他想拖延时间,召集帮手?”

樊哙苦笑着摇摇头,“当然不是,他身上还有一个泗水亭长的身份,平日里大伙,最多是被他坑一顿酒肉吃食,不过刚才您这位朋友给了他一耳刮子,这件事情就不好办了。”

“这么说,难道他还能颠倒黑白不成??”易小川用了的踹了踹身下的刘邦,又急又怒道“你这个混蛋,给我松开,否则我就不客气了!”

易小川,怎么说也是结丹初期的武者,一旦动起真格,分分钟弄死刘邦这个凡夫俗子,只不过易小川心地善良,即使是面对“寻衅生事”的地痞,也不愿意下重手,这才闹得如此僵局。

“什么人,居然敢在大庭广众之下闹事!”

忽然人群外传来一阵急促的脚步声,下一刻,原本密不透风的围观人群,居然自发的让开一条路来,只见几个身着官服的县尉衙役,横眉竖眼,大摇大摆的走了进来。

“来不及了!”樊哙见状,神色一暗,看了看还没反应过来的林川,易小川两人,樊哙叹了口气,道“两位客官,今日你们在我的铺子里碰上这等祸事,我樊哙一定会竭尽全力帮你们……”

没等樊哙说完,刘邦精神抖擞的站了起来,捂着通红的脸颊,兴奋指着林川两人大喊,“官差兄弟,就是这两人当街行凶,毒打秦国官员!”……(未完待续。)

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