第40节
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＂恩？＂
小新试探着问我：＂我明天...不去了好不好？＂
我很坚决：＂不好＂.
小新很稳，跟我挑衅：＂我可是很受欢迎女王老五，你还不求求我让我留下，过这村可没这店了.＂
我有点酸：＂没事儿，还有下一村儿下一店儿呢.＂
＂你敢！＂，小新终究还是不放心：＂扬扬，我走以后你要恪守本分哦.＂
我大义凛然：＂放心好啦，我嫁鸡随鸡，嫁狗随狗，嫁个毛驴满山走.一定在会在家安分守己的.＂
小新苦笑：＂唉，我也只能孤注一掷，放手一博，先考验你三个月了.＂
我蹭蹭她的脸：＂天地为证，日月为鉴，一片诚心，拿给你看，你要不看，你是坏蛋.＂
＂哈，你哦，你可千万别整出什么乱子，让我的大脑总象今天这样经历这种痛苦的革命洗礼，我可受不了＂.小新思忖：＂其实吧，我担心的不是你去勾搭人，而是怕你让人家来勾搭你.＂
我给她打气儿：＂你得对我有信心啊.＂
小新摇头：＂我对你是有信心啊，可我对勾搭你的没信心啊.＂
我连忙安抚：＂你就大胆的飞跃嘉峪关，迈向美利坚吧，不用担心我＂，其实我也不放心她：＂你也一样哈.美国那么开放的地儿...春眠不觉晓，处处性骚扰的...不成，你必须得遵守妇道，不能让洋鬼子沾便宜.＂
＂好啦，我一向对自己有分寸，哪象你.＂
＂我怎么了？＂
＂切＂，小新拉长了脸：＂就你这样的，人家一对你好你就热情似火，人家一对你抛媚眼儿，你就欲火万丈...＂
＂哎哎哎.你还越说越离谱了呢！＂我很不高兴自己被夸成这样儿：＂你看你这没完没了的劲儿，我有这么好吗我！你看我被残酷生活给压迫剥削的这一把骨头，哪儿来的这么多热情地那个欲火啊！＂
＂就是因为你被压迫久了＂，小新使用外交词令：＂所以你逮住机会一旦爆发，后果将不堪设想，要知道，只要是活火山，它总有一天会喷的.＂
我干笑两声：＂那我还非得让这活火山昏睡百年不可了呢！＂
＂你看你这胸无大志之辈＂，小新专拣我不爱听的说：＂才百年啊？我告诉你，你至少得给我昏睡千年，少到处乱喷.＂
小新一向以胡说八道著称，我一向以懂事善良闻名.经过我多次碰壁撞钉儿的经验，我总结出来一套应对她的安全方案，那就是千万别跟她硬着来，对她的话一定要恭恭敬敬呆头呆脑傻傻忽忽顺水顺风的侧耳倾听，所以我就侧头看天上的星，让她自个儿唧唧歪歪的说去吧.
分别的时刻终究还是到了.她临走把车钥匙给我，并严厉嘱咐：＂就你那三脚猫的开车技术，能别开就别开，出门儿以打的坐公交为主.＂
我把钥坻塞口袋里：＂恩恩恩，你就是打死我我也不开.＂心里加了一句：只要打不死，就开.
小新的父母还在青岛，无法给宝贝女儿亲自送行，只能在电话里乱七八糟的嘱托一大堆.小新人缘儿好，给她送行群众真是不少.除了她公司里的一些同事，老k韩冬由飞他们也都赶到了机场，我爸妈一听小新一走就一个季度，挺舍不得，老两口丢了学生不管也跑过来凑热闹.轰轰烈烈的一行人专门送一个主儿＂上西天＂，小新这面子可真够大的，有这么多人在场，我也不好表达表达我的悲伤之情，只能硬挺着笑在人堆里混.
小新展示着她那张招牌笑容跟群众们一一道别，老爸递给她一张名片：＂小新，这个你拿着，这是我的一个老朋友，去了要有什么不方便的地方就去找他.＂
小新接过名片：＂好的，谢谢关叔叔.＂
老妈充当小新母亲的角色：＂去了那边儿多给家里来几个电话，那边儿没有煎饼油条，有几个馒头还是甜味儿，西餐要不合胃口咱就去中国馆子吃，得跟着天儿变增减衣服，省得感冒＂.
小新频频点头，老妈又扫眉搭眼的往上凑：＂那个...顺便帮我打听打听，那边儿哪个医院对治疗不孕不育有奇效哈＂.
老爸也恍然大悟：＂对对对，打听打听.＂
老k小新憋着鬼脸冲我笑，那笑里还都藏着把刀，这让我倍感没面子，爹可忍，娘不可忍，我一听这个就烦：＂爸，妈，人家是去那儿工作，又不是去旅游，哪儿来这么多时间给你们打听.＂
老妈跟我较真儿：＂啧，我是说顺便打听，又不是专门儿打听.＂
小新声音甜的发腻：＂放心吧阿姨，我一定＇用心＇帮你＇顺便＇打听打听.＂
老妈乐的脸开了花，韩冬过来凑份子：＂小新，一个人好好照顾自己，我一有空就过去陪你.＂
小新撅他：＂谢谢，不用了，我在那儿也有不少朋友，你还是忙你的工作要紧.＂
由飞到是挺明戏：＂就是就是，工作第一，感情老二.＂
临了，小新跟个外交官似的跟我们这些群众握手，轮到我的时候她把我的手握的死紧，说了句让我琢磨半天的话：＂你得随时听从党的召唤，不许闹革命.＂
我挺伤感，头摇得跟拨浪鼓似的，说出话来也包含感情：＂恩，我一不偷二不抢，绝不反人民不反党.＂
小新走的挺壮烈，我们这群人也各自回巢，该干吗的干吗去，老妈临上车还看着我的肚子叹气，我赶紧把他推车里，摧老爸快点开车走人.
目送双亲离开，老k溜达到我身边：＂哎哟喂，某人得独守空房孤枕难眠了哈.＂
我对他斜视：＂哎哟喂，某人照样得盯着蜂蜜张牙舞爪流口水儿，就是吃不着，嘿嘿，气死你.＂
老k听着不顺耳：＂靠，不跟你扯了，上辈子欠你的！走吧，送你回去.＂
小新一走，我精神有点恍惚，她刚走我就开始对她前所未有的思念起来.坐老k的车上，看看车窗外的天空，湛蓝湛蓝的，我想人生总是美好的，不能老沉浸在悲悲惨惨凄凄哀哀的情绪里，乐子不来找你，那你就得自己主动去找它，我拍拍正在开车的老k：＂搭档，咱一块儿去寻乐子吧.＂
老k摸不清我想干吗：＂寻什么乐子？怎么寻？＂
我对他这句不能免俗的问话感到比较满意，满脸堆笑：＂跟我一块儿去公园儿偷盆花儿养养呗.＂
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