第44节
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甄琼跟个真事儿似的点点头，口水四溅的又开始喷他那套科研理论.
＂扬儿...扬扬姐，真巧哈.＂
小外忽的出现在咖啡厅，跟我打招呼.她怎么也来了？我点点头：＂是哦，巧啊，你怎么来这儿了？没上课？＂
＂下午没课，在外边看到你就来了呗.＂
我给小外介绍：＂这是甄琼.＂
再给甄琼介绍：＂这是我的小朋友，小外.＂
小外看着甄琼惯性的眨巴眼：＂哥哥，你...真的很穷啊？＂
甄琼挺尴尬，我憋着笑：＂别乱说，这是人家的姓名.＂
甄琼挺大度：＂没关系没关系，我这名字是容易被人误会.＂
小外很大方，一屁股坐我身边，端起我的咖啡一仰脖儿就喝了个底儿朝天，我跟看外星人一样看着小外，小外这丫头虽说在我跟小新面前比较放肆，不过在生人面前她可腼腆的很，她可是出了名的＂生人酷＂，就是一见陌生人就耷拉着脑袋不讲话，装酷.今儿这是怎么了？真抽风啊？甄穷也看的目瞪口呆，为掩尴尬，我赶紧又要了一杯咖啡.
小外抹抹嘴，看看甄琼，表情装的比我还天真：＂琼哥哥，你是不是看上我们家扬扬姐姐了？＂
甄琼又弄了个大红脸：＂咳...＂
我看小外跟平时相差太远，不知道她葫芦里卖的是什么药，索性端起咖啡有一下没一下的抿一口顺便看她表演，我擅长看戏，再说听小外讲话总比听那套什么什么理论强多了.
只见小外继续装嫩：＂琼哥哥，我们扬扬姐姐可不好追哦，在你追他前你要先回答我几个问题.＂
甄琼赶着问：＂什么问题呀？＂
小外挺挺肩膀：＂先告诉我，你多大了？＂
甄琼如实回答：＂28＂.
＂上过床了没？＂
我手里的咖啡差点掉地下去，甄琼不能相信自己的耳朵：＂什么？＂
小外咋舌：＂我问你跟别的女人上过床了没有啊？咋这么笨？＂
甄琼磕磕巴巴：＂没...没...没有.＂
＂笨笨！看你怪老实的也不象有的.＂小外一脸可爱的邪恶：＂不过...都28了还没有过啊？一点儿经验都没有怎么娶老婆啊？我们扬扬姐可不喜欢没经验的，是吧，扬扬姐姐？＂
小外在桌子底下使劲剁了我一脚，痛的我＂啊＂的一声喊出来.小外接着对脸色微恙的甄琼说：＂看了吧，扬扬姐都说＇啊＇了，嘿嘿，琼哥哥，你没希望了哦.＂
甄琼不搭理她，显然很不喜欢小外这个屁孩在这儿瞎搞，小外跟个没事儿人一样，掏出手机：＂哈，扬扬姐，我这有两条你会特别特别喜欢的信息哦，我念给你听好不好？＂
我看小外闹的是有点过火，但也不好说什么，把咖啡放下：＂好吧，念完以后呢，你就找同学玩儿去，好不好？＂
小外憋憋嘴：＂好，那我念喽.＂
小外故意凑近甄琼，一个字一个字的把那信息念的特别清楚，还边读边比划：＂农户家有客来，主人想杀公鸡，可公鸡飞上屋顶不下来.主人骂道：＇你再不下来，我把母鸡全杀了，让你生不如死！＇公鸡狂笑道：＇哇！老子终于可以找野鸡了.＇＂小外喘口气：＂还有一条呢，我读给你们听：古时有个皇上已经有了后宫三千佳丽，还不满足，于是他就想再招一批民间美女入宫.没有人敢劝阻他，但宰相想了一个办法，皇上就不敢再要女人了.其实，宰相只是讲了一句话：＇皇上，铁棒也会磨成针的，您要当心啊！＇＂
我听后忍不住笑，小外看着我很得意：＂我还怕这信息不够黄你不会喜欢呢，看样子我这信息还成！＂
什么跟什么啊？！这个小外真欠揍那，怎么鬼话连篇啊！
甄穷越发尴尬，白着脸问：＂你们...经常看这种短信啊？＂
＂是哦＂，小外根本不让我有说话的机会，抢着答：＂尤其是扬扬姐姐，对这种信息最有研究了.＂
我扭着小外的脸：＂小鬼，你再乱说我把你丢黄浦江喂鱼去！＂
小外挣扎：＂这年头还不让人说实话了咋地？＂
我松开手：＂好了好了，别闹了啊，出去找同学玩去吧.＂
小外牵过我的手：＂不行，姐夫让我专门来找你的，他在家正给你做乌鸡汤，说是对怀孕的人疗效，咱一块儿回去吧.＂
甄琼瞪着眼：＂什么？姐夫？怀孕？＂
我刚要解释，小外又插嘴：＂扬扬姐姐有啦，你还不知道啊？＂
我的天啊，我要疯了！
小外见我要发疯，拉着我就往外跑，边跑还边给甄琼撂下一句话：＂琼哥，咖啡钱你就付了哈，咱姑大白，姑大白.＂
被小外拖到街上，我指着她鼻子就骂：＂小外，你这个死小鬼，你今天吃呛药了啊你！你看你整的这是什么！让我脸面尽失！看你平时挺懂事儿的今天你抽什么风！还喜欢黄信息？还怀孕还姐夫？我的妈妈呀！你让我以后还怎么做人啊你！拜拜就拜拜，还姑大白姑大白？你还姑大黑那！＂
小外哼了一声，也跟着跳脚：＂你以为我乐意这样那！小新姐告诉我你正在相亲，火急火燎的让我去闹场，还说闹的越厉害越好，越离谱越棒！我怎么这会儿又成了猪八戒照镜子――里外不是人了那我！我招谁惹谁了我！挺文静的一小姑娘在个高雅的咖啡厅儿里装太妹，我容易嘛我！那俩信息还是用两块a里蛋糕做代价求同学给我发的那！我还没说你呢你发什么彪啊你！＂
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