第57节
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挂了小新的电话，我若有所思的迈着方步走办公室里坐下，冯洁还一脸献媚的在那儿说些不着谱的话巴结绢子，绢子的脸扭成苦瓜状：＂冯洁，我说你烦不烦那，你要真想弥补你犯下的滔天大罪，那现在就跟我一块儿k歌儿去.＂绢子又指指我：＂你也去！＂
我感到很意外：＂现在？不是吧？我还有课呢.＂
绢子咬咬牙：＂今儿下午咱仨都有课好吧！凭什么学生能翘课老师就不能翘？别的我不管，我今儿就要发泄！＂
冯洁一听这话俩眼发直：＂大姐，您至于这么受打击吗？不就一秃男吗，你就当我没跟你介绍过不就成了？现在去唱k，您打算去哪儿？东方之韵？您知道现在这时间一个小时得多少钱不？＂
绢子很不乐意：＂我说你俩废话怎么这么多！又没让你们掏腰包，老娘别的没有，就有钱！我还非得去那儿消费消费不可了！＂
冯洁一听不用自己掏钱，那脸接着就放松下来，情不自禁地夸绢子，那声音都带有歌剧味道：＂哎呀――！象咱绢子这么优秀的可人儿，绝对能找一好青年儿，等等我哈，我去班里安排安排马上回来，我一回来咱就走！＂
冯洁走我身边一拉我：＂走啊，发什么呆呢你，你也去你班里安排安排，赶紧的！＂
我在冯洁的胁迫下来到教室，告诉班长我临时有事，要他先看着点儿，等人来全了再点名.我看到李菲菲在画架前心不在焉的东戳一笔西画一道的，猛的想起我还要帮小外劝劝她的事儿，不过今天显然不是时候，嘱咐大家两句就走了.
包房里，我跟冯洁坐在一边喝着橙汁，眼巴巴的看着已经喝大了的绢子手拿话筒在那儿对着屏幕声嘶力竭的鬼哭狼嚎.
我记得上次跟小外一块儿唱k的时候，她曾这么形容我：＂扬儿姐，我总结了你唱歌时的三个特点，您看看准不准哈.第一，持续时间特别长；第二，波及范围特别广；第三，杀伤力特别大！＂
我当时一听这差点没撅过气儿去，我虽说唱歌的时候偶尔跑个调儿，但也不至于拿资本主义世界经济危机的特点来形容我吧.不过现在看来，小外给我总结的这三个特点用在绢子身上是最恰当不过了，并且还得再加上一条：来势异常迅猛！
这会儿屏幕上出现了莫文蔚，绢子把橙汁一放，赶忙说：＂哎――，我的我的我的我的.＂
绢子喝口酒：＂什么你的我的，咱俩一块儿唱！＂
冯洁嘀咕：＂你声音儿那么大...＂
绢子妥协：＂要不咱一人一句？＂
冯洁撅着嘴拿起话筒并谦让道：＂你先来吧.＂
绢子也不客气，对着屏幕闭着眼就开始哼唧，第一句那音儿还没拖完，冯洁就迫不及待地跟上，冯洁第二句刚唱到一半儿，绢子就尖着嗓子往上冲，且脸上表情异常痛苦不堪：＂爱情终究是精神鸦片，还是世纪末的无聊消遣――＂边唱还边踮着脚合拍.
绢子这么一唱就不停了，一直与该唱下一句的冯洁抢，冯洁腾不出嘴来跟她理论，只能一直嗷嗷叫，企图用声儿大压倒对方.但显然绢子技高一筹，我看冯洁想不甘拜下风，真是有点困难.
我看着她俩为抢歌儿把脸都唱歪了实在诧异，真后悔没拿个相机过来，如此精彩的一幕不给拍下来怎么想怎么觉得对不起自己，要让小新看到，她一准儿得笑的前仰后合.等她俩都吼趴下了，也该分道扬镳各回各家了.
我忐忑不安的走在回家的马路上，路过超市，想都没想进去就拿了把菜刀出来，看着那明晃晃的大菜刀，一阵欣慰，哎――！手里握着把刀就是不一样，这心里感觉安全多了.
把菜刀揣怀里，刚要准备上楼，小外就从一边蹿出来，一把拉住我的手：＂那个...扬儿姐，你得答应我个事儿.＂
我很困惑：＂你怎么不进去？什么事儿？＂
小外面呈苦色：＂反正你得先答应我，必须得答应我.＂
见她这样我很意外，只能答应：＂行，你说吧.＂
小外磕磕巴巴：＂那个...等会儿你上去无论发生什么情况，你都得谅解我，因为我的确不是故意的，更不是有意的...总之你不能怪我...＂
我听的稀里糊涂：＂什么故意有意的？你在说什么？走吧，咱一块儿上去吧.＂
小外想跑：＂那个...我就不上去了，这个...我先走了哈.＂
直觉告诉我，这绝对不是什么好事儿，我一把拉住她：＂别啊，到家门口了又走多不好，走吧，跟我一块儿上去.＂
我不管小外乐不乐意，拽着她就往上拖，心里琢磨虽然我不知道是啥事儿，也可以谅解你，但你得给我垫背，想跑？哪儿能这么容易，嘿嘿，小样儿，不是一直说我是老女人吗，这次就让你体会体会什么叫姜是老的辣.
进到屋里，小新还在厨房忙活，我和小外过去跟她打了声招呼然后回到客厅.我坐下的时候觉得被一个硬硬的什么东西硌了一下屁股，就把手伸到下边把障碍物给拿出来，是个录音机，诶，这个录音机好眼熟啊，再看小外那局促不安的样儿我一下就明白了，我压低声音骂小外：＂我靠，你丫也太不够意思了，还真给小新听了！＂
小外一着急，眼镜一下滑到鼻尖儿上：＂我发誓我不是故意的，小新姐今儿去我那儿玩儿，看到录音机就说放首歌儿听听，谁知道她这么不会放，一放就把你当时的调戏话给放出来了，这也不能怪我啊！＂
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