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我又听到那个男生的声音:"你快点儿打,怎么这么磨叽.哎哟!你又踹我!"

我偷笑:"哟,你在踹谁啊?"

小外磕磕巴巴:"那个...路人,哎――,是路人."

我大笑:"小样儿,交男朋友还不好意思说啊,还路人?就你那胆儿你敢踹路人?"

小外不悦:"你丫能跟你亲表弟谈恋爱啊,你有事儿说事儿没事儿少胡扯,我正烦着那!"

听小外说烦,我乐的心里直开花:"那个妹妹,你在哪儿啊?姐姐过去安慰安慰你?"

小外这次竟没拒绝:"好啊,我这颗受伤的心正需要人来安慰,你在哪儿啊?"

我说:"你管我在哪儿呢,告诉我你在哪儿我立刻在5分钟内飞过去安慰你."

小外先告诉我她在哪儿,又阴声怪调的说:"成啊,5分钟内你要赶不过来你就请我吃大餐".

我边打电话边往前跑,走了不到100米就在人群里看到小外,我说:"要是我能在5分钟内赶过去呢?"

小外很自信:"绝对不可能,嘿嘿,你要赶过来,我请你!"

我一边跟小外乱扯,一边过马路飞快的跑到她身后,轻轻的拍拍她的背,小外一回头,一见是我"啊"的一声大叫,手机立刻从她手中滑落,他身边的男生眼疾手快,一下把将要落到地上的手机给接住了,哇,好伸手.

我把手机合上,得意的看着小外:"怎么样?请客吧!"

小外嘴上泄了火:"你耍我那,你这是暗箭,不算数."

那男生很奇怪的看着我俩,小外瞪他一眼,回过神儿,连忙给我介绍:"这是我表弟,子衡,我给他起的小名叫旺财儿,你随便叫哪个都成."

"我靠!"子衡很生气:"你别那么丢人现眼的把你起的那破名儿给别人显摆成不成?再说你叫旺财儿的时候有谁应过你不?"

小外扶下眼镜:"那我不管,反正你就叫旺财儿,要不就叫来福儿,俩名儿随你挑."

我忍不住捂着嘴笑,小外白我一眼,给他表弟介绍:"这是扬儿...你叫她扬姐姐就成,记着,要叫扬姐,不能叫牛姐驴姐骡子姐,要叫羊――姐!当然,你要'咩'一声我也不反对."

我刚要发怒,就听子衡拖着音叫了声:"扬―――姐."

我靠,这还真是姐弟俩,腔调都一个德行,不过小外这表弟长的真不错,跟小外长的有点儿象,眉清目秀的一个小男生,清清爽爽白白净净的,穿的衣服也很干净,我看在这是个帅哥的份儿上就暂时不先跟小外计较,扫眉搭眼儿的只跟子衡讲话:"衡弟,她是你表姐啊?"

子衡似乎对我印象挺好,也不怕生:"是啊,她...名义上是我表姐."

我听着好玩儿:"那实际上呢?"

子衡瞥小外一眼:"实际上我是她表哥."

"哈,怎么?你比她大啊?"

子衡叹道:"哪儿啊,是她比我大六个月,不过她整天拉屎带孩子干事儿不利索,我是整天给她善后的.从这个意义上讲,我就是她表哥啦."

"哈哈哈",听着子衡那气鼓鼓的话,我不顾风度的原形皆露,呲着牙就大笑.

小外踹子衡一脚:"你不说话没人会当你是哑巴!"

子衡抱着腿嚷嚷:"9块!你今天踢了我9脚,9块蛋糕,a里的,一个也不能少!"

我再一次大笑,小外很无奈,对子衡摆手:"知道了知道了!你先回去吧,明天再过来取."

子衡瞪大眼睛问:"为什么要明天来取?为什么今天不能取?"

"我靠!"小外发飙:"姐姐我今天没带钱!!"

子衡嘀咕:"真是,明天就明天嘛,发什么火啊,你真一分钱也没带啊?"

小外把俩胳膊平伸,摆了个十字架:"要不你来搜身吧."

"男女授受不亲",子衡从自己兜儿里掏出100块钱塞到小外手里:"以后出门要带钱!记着哦,你又欠我100,我明天来取蛋糕,你还得请我吃麦当劳,我先回去了."

小外握着那张银票脸上接着就挂满了阳光:"知道了,一定忘不了,嘿嘿,有个弟弟真好哈."

"切,那我先走了",子衡又转头对我说:"扬姐,你比小...我表姐好看,嘿嘿,我走了哦,再见."

这个男孩真可爱,我很慷慨的送他一个绝对温馨的微笑:"表弟再见."

跟小外找个地方边吃饭边聊天,我故意装做不在意:"我看到李菲菲了,她的样子很受伤哦."

小外脸沉了一下:"恩,我要不这样她会更受伤."

"不过呢,她说她准备放手了."

小外眼里闪烁着兴奋的光芒:"真的啊?"

"是哦,被你这么一次次的刺激,要谁谁都得放手."

小外小声说:"那也不能完全怪我嘛,我说不喜欢她她不听,说功课忙她照样过去找我,我只能拿表弟当挡箭牌了."

我拍下她的头:"知道你是好孩子,不会故意伤害人的,诶,你表弟蛮帅的哈."

小外一脸自豪:"那是,也不看看是谁表弟.不帅我也不让他冒充我男友啊."

"哈,那你表弟知道你喜欢女生啊?"

"不知道,除了你跟新姐其他人没有知道的.诶,小新姐呢?没陪你啊?"

我长叹一声:"陪我情敌去了."

"啊?"小外瞪大眼:"你也太没本事了,怎么还没把你那情敌搞定啊?"

我挺不高兴:"那我能有什么办法啊?他说只要小新一天不结婚他就一天不放弃,追个人总是人家的自由吧?我怎么管的了啊我."

小外眼珠子又开始转悠,她眼珠子一转悠,就证明她没在想好事儿,果然,小外喝口饮料:"那就让小新姐结婚."

"啊?"

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