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"别惊讶啊,就说小新姐有未婚夫了不就好啦."

我指着自己的鼻子:"小新的未婚夫?我啊?"

小外跟看白痴一样看我:"靠,你俩在中国能结婚吗?还你啊你的,什么你啊我啊,都不是."

"那是谁啊?"

"咳,找个男的冒充是小新姐的未婚夫不就成了嘛."

我琢磨了一下:"我找谁啊我,老k啊?这家伙打死都不能给小新用,要不韩冬真能宰了他."

"不能找你身边的朋友",小外想了想:"恩...要不我把我表弟借给你用一下好了."

我摇头:"什么?你表弟?不行不行,太小了."

小外挺不屑:"切,现在流行姐弟恋,再说我表弟早就不上学了,都工作两年多了,社会经验也有点儿,长的又不赖,跟小新姐也能凑合凑合,当然,你爱用不用,反正我把人给你摆这儿了."

我翻来覆去琢磨了一会儿,最终决定还是冒这个险:"成,周末把你表弟给带来吧,诶,你表弟不会看上小新吧?"

"我靠!"小外有点儿恼:"不是每个人都跟你一样是好色之徒好吧,我表弟有女朋友,长的跟百合花儿似的好看着那,人家小两口子比你跟小新姐都甜蜜,少想些污七八糟的".

我赶紧讨好:"那好那好,我说错了还不成吗,那什么,周末就把你表弟叫来吧,我今晚跟小新商量商量,周末请老k韩冬他们都去我那儿,到时候把小新的'未婚夫'亮相儿.你看这个计策咋样?"

小外撇嘴:"你爱咋咋地,只要别让你情敌恼了揍我表弟一顿就成."

我心虚的打包票:"嘿嘿,不会不会,我情敌还是蛮绅士的."

小外向着她表弟:"切,子衡最看不惯假绅士,小心别让他被我表弟给揍了,子衡可是很能打的哦,哈."

晚上回去跟小新说了一下我跟小外商量出来的计策,小新当然不会同意,我死缠烂打请求她试一次,小新很无奈,捏着我的鼻子低骂:"你整天想些馊主意,用在别人身上也就算了,连我你都不放过,你这个家伙,不想活了是吧."

我趴在她身上摇着她的胳膊:"就试一次哦,一次而已嘛,你就当陪我玩儿过家家好不好?"

"你3岁小孩儿啊还玩儿过家家."

"我返老还童嘛,答应我哦,就一次."

小新不动声色:"你不用挤眉弄眼儿的,睡觉."

我按住她不让她动,继续请求:"就一次哦,就一次."

小新闭上眼睛不理我,好吧,不理我那我就赖皮好了,我吻她的额头,眉毛,眼睛,一点点的往下吻,小新忍着不出声,我来回咬着她的脖子,锁骨,再霸道的吻住她的唇,终于听到小新轻微的呻吟声,我含住她的耳垂:"答应我一次好不好?"

小新咬着我的肩:"恩,就一次."

"呵呵,爱你."

周末,我一早就去超市买好菜和水果,接着就给小外打电话要她带着她可爱的表弟一块儿来我家做客,小外正在睡觉,被我骚扰到她的美梦很不乐意,我好说歹说总算让她起了床,又给老k韩冬他们去了电话,要他们中午来我这儿玩,然后把客厅打扫一遍再去卧室把小新给揪起来,小新迷糊着眼问我干吗起来这么早,这家伙压根儿忘了她曾答应过我的话,我不管她迷不迷糊,拽开被子让她赶紧起来去洗刷,再帮她挑好衣服放她身边,小新后悔当初答应我,赖在床上死活不起来,我哭爷爷告奶奶的总算让她洗刷完,再帮她把衣服穿上,把头发梳好,我感叹世风日下,这年头雷锋不好当,明明是我帮小新办事儿,偏偏我象个孙子她象个大爷,不象话!

小外终于带着子衡提前到达现场,子衡今天穿了身西装,挺象个小男人的,小外拍拍子衡的肩对我说:"扬儿姐,怎么样?他看起来也不是太嫩吧?"

子衡把小外的手扔到一边,瞪她一眼不再说话,我对孙衡笑笑:"那个...今天需要你帮我朋友一个忙,要麻烦你了,真不好意思哦."

子衡腼腆的摇摇头,他一腼腆起来跟小外还真象:"没关系,我都快成替身专家了."

我看小新还在卧室没出来,就让小外他俩先在客厅坐着,然后去卧室找小新.

小新躺在床上看书,我把书拿开:"那个...来了."

小新白我一眼,接着拿起书看.我再拿开,脸上全是献媚的笑:"姐姐...来了."

小新动下身子:"我一会儿就出去,你先去招呼着吧."

我应一声,再嘱咐:"那你等会儿可一定要出去哦."

"知道啦,真是."

我走出卧室,看到小外正扭着子衡的脸,只听她威胁道:"以后你要再敢在别人面前叫我名字,我就把你老情儿来找你的事儿告诉你老婆,记着,只要有第三者在场,你就得叫我姐!"

子衡不吃她这一套:"拉倒吧你,整天让我做你男朋友,给你做就做吧,还拉着我当别人未婚夫,有你这样当姐的吗!我靠,你要敢告诉我老婆以后打死我也不帮你了."

小外妥协:"那咱谁都别说谁好了,平手平手."

子衡摇头:"不行,你负我零,这一回合我赢."

小外不干:"靠,你还越来越长脸了那,零比零,平!"

我忍不住笑出声,他俩看到我那脸都不约而同的红了起来,我走过去坐下:"那个...先吃个苹果吧,表弟辛苦了."

子衡接过苹果:"为人民服务."

小新总算露面了,小外拉着子衡给给她介绍:"这个是我表弟,子衡."

又摇摇子衡的手:"这个是小新姐,就是需要你帮助的那个人."

子衡有点不好意思,冲小新点点头:"小新姐,你好."

小新到挺大方,冲子衡呵呵一笑:"是被逼着来的吧?"

子衡很诚实:"恩."

小新叹息:"唉,我也是被逼的,咱俩是一对儿苦命假鸳鸯."

我踢小新一脚,恰巧被子衡看到,子衡惊呼:"哇,扬姐还会无影脚啊!"

小新乐的脸一下开了花,索性坐子衡旁边跟他唠嗑,我跟小外成了被人抛弃的儿童,只能大眼对小眼共做无奈装.

老k来电话说可能会晚点过来,韩冬来的到准时,手里还捧了束玫瑰花,我把韩冬热情招呼进门,韩冬见了小新就把花递过去,小新也会装,先看看子衡,子衡装模作样的冲小新点点头,小新才把花给接过来再插到花瓶里.

韩冬有点儿诧异的望着子衡,子衡象个身经百战的将军一样跟他对视,咦,这小鬼还真有一套哈,看样子是被小外给调教出来了,甭看模样儿嫩,不过还真有点儿大男人的架势,我赶紧用极具煽动性的口气介绍:"这位是韩冬,我们的朋友,这位是子衡,是小新的未婚夫."

"什么?"韩冬的脸接着变了颜色:"未婚夫?"

他看着小新满脸疑惑,小新显然也没想到我一开口就把未婚夫这仨字儿给捅了出去,一下怔住了,子衡到是机灵,一只手搂住小新的腰,一只手伸向韩冬,带着绅士般的笑:"你好,我叫子衡."

韩冬毕竟是个老男人,大场面见多了,一会儿的工夫就回过神儿来,跟子衡握手:"你好."

等他们都坐下,我在旁边有一搭没一搭的乱讲话,不过气氛还是略显紧张,韩冬只是紧盯着小新看,小新不理他,只是一直装着含情脉脉的样子看子衡,她那模样让我看了想吐血,小外估计也好不到哪儿去,一个劲儿的捂着胸口喝水再喝水.

我说我去做饭,小外说要给我帮忙,我们俩把他们三个留客厅里,相互勾搭着肩冲向厨房,一到厨房赶紧把门关上,小外大口的喘气:"我的妈呀,没想到小新姐还有这招儿,我靠,以前小瞧她了,你看把我表弟吓的,他手里直冒冷汗."

我憋着笑小声问她:"你怎么知道你表弟手心里冒冷汗那?你看到了?"

小外很肯定:"靠,我表弟一紧张手心儿里就冒汗,你没看到他放后边的那只手老往衣服上擦吗?哦,你在前边看不到,我坐他旁边看的可真切的很."

我挠着头:"诶,他放后边那只手没搂小新啊?"

小外动动眼镜:"搂个鸟啊,装的跟搂似的,压根儿连碰都没碰,我警告过他不许乱动的."

我大悟:"噢,这样,哎,咱看看他们在干吗."

我把门小心的开了条缝儿,恰好看到他们三个,小外过来弯着腰蹲我旁边也往缝上凑,我们就一个头在上边一个头在下边别别扭扭的看他仨演戏.

只听韩冬问子衡:"你们认识多久了?"

子衡笑笑没回答,反问小新:"我们认识多久了?"

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