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小新伸出两个指头晃了晃，子衡指指她的那俩指头，对韩冬说：＂我们认识这么久了.＂
小外在我耳边解说：＂两个指头，哦，正好认识了俩小时.＂
韩冬误会了：＂两年了啊？以前没听小新提起过你呢.＂
子衡平易近人地微微一笑：＂是吗？呵呵，我到经常听她提起你.＂
韩冬有点尴尬：＂呵呵，是吗，呵呵.＂
子衡越来越入戏：＂是啊，小新说你挺照顾她的，我要谢谢你的，谢谢你在我不在的这段时间替我照顾小新.＂
小新倒自在，只是笑，一句话也不说，看着这一大一小的俩男人说话.
韩冬又问：＂那...你以前是在哪儿工作呢？＂
子衡想都不想就说：＂埃及.＂
＂我靠＂，小外小声嘀咕：＂丫知道埃及俩字儿咋写不？竟然敢说埃及，哎，我这表弟强悍不？＂
我点点头：＂太他妈强悍了.我都没去过埃及.＂
小外摸着下巴：＂哦，我知道我表弟为啥说埃及了.＂
＂为啥？＂
小外用脑袋撞我一下：＂既哀又急呗，能不埃及吗！＂
＂哈，有道理哈.＂
＂丫幸好没说伦敦.＂
我奇怪：＂说伦敦怎么了？＂
＂那就证明他紧张的想去厕所了呗.＂
＂不是吧？＂
＂哎，接着看接着看.＂
只见韩冬喝口水，又看着子衡：＂呵呵，看着你年纪不大啊.＂
子衡笑：＂呵呵，是吧，我也发愁，怎么就长了张娃娃脸呢，明明快30了还看着跟个十七八的孩子一样.＂
小外脑袋乱动：＂完了扬儿姐，我想吐.＂
我按住她的脑袋：＂我也想，咱都忍忍吧，忍者神龟哈.＂
小新捂着嘴显然是在憋笑，韩冬又被噎了一下，不过脸上颜色倒没变：＂那你...主要是做什么工作的呢？＂
子衡很聪明的说了俩字：＂经商.＂
小新终于不再沉默：＂呵呵，你们这一问一答的真有意思.＂
韩冬看着小新，眼珠子老在她脖子上打转，我猛的想起小新脖子上还挂着几个草莓印，那是昨完亲热的时候我给种下的，小新显然也意识到这一点，她装做不经意的捋了下头发，微卷的长发恰好把那几颗草莓印给盖住，她刚要说话，门铃响了，小新跟子衡同时起身要去开门，俩人动作还有点儿默契，子衡做体贴装，让小新坐下，柔声道：＂我去开吧.＂
小新很妩媚的冲子衡笑笑，看的我冒火，丫都很少对我这样笑.再看韩冬，眼睛里也多少有点儿小火苗.
是老k，他看到子衡，愣了一下：＂我...走错门了？＂
小新过去挽住子衡的胳膊：＂没有啊，呵呵，进来吧.＂
老k一头雾水的看着小新跟子衡，我猛的想到还没跟老k说今天要演什么戏，一心慌一下趴到在我身下的小外身上，小外被我一压，本来弯着腰的她承受不了这种压力，一下趴到地板上，结结实实的跟地板来了次重量极亲吻，门一下打开，我压小外身上，小外压地板身上，我们都受不了这刺激，尖着嗓子就＂啊―――＂起来.
小新他们跟看猴儿的一样跑过来看着我跟小外，等我们＂啊＂够了，小外在底下痛苦的小声喊：＂你他妈赶紧起来啊！＂
我狼狈的站起身，小外摸着她那俩门牙：＂我――靠！我算知道什么叫生命重于泰山了，哇，流血了！＂
可不是，小外的上嘴唇被蹭了一层皮，隐隐泛着血光，小新过来看着小外：＂没事儿吧？怎么回事儿你俩？＂
子衡也纳闷：＂你们作饭也翻跟头啊？＂
小外冲进厨房抱出那条活蹦乱跳的鱼：＂我，我跟扬儿姐不，不敢宰它，一不小心被它攻击到了.＂
我摸着鱼头附和：＂是啊是啊，是...这样.＂
韩冬手机响了去接电话，老k看的莫名其妙：＂你们又搞什么鬼？＂
我抓着老k，指指子衡，把声音压到最小：＂记着，这是小新的小未婚夫，回头再跟你解释.＂
子衡也压低声音看着小外：＂我有点儿怕.＂
小外口气不善：＂你要怕我宰了你！是个男人你就给我挺直腰板装一回，别跟我丢人，我刚已经丢过人了，你得把面子给我要回来！＂
子衡守着这么多人不好跟小外顶嘴，只自个儿嘀咕：＂丫还真拿替身儿不当干部那！＂
老k兴致勃勃的看着小外：＂哎，你怎么跟关扬这么象那？小小年纪不学好，学谁不行学关扬.＂
小外嘻嘻一笑：＂是她跟我学的.＂
老k刚要说话，韩冬走了过来：＂需要我帮忙吗？＂
我马上说：＂不需要不需要，我们俩弄就行，你们去客厅玩儿吧.＂
我把小外拉进厨房，老k跟着近来，我问：＂你跟进来干吗啊？＂
老k理由很充分：＂帮你把鱼宰了啊.＂
我干咳一声，把鱼丢给他，小外在旁边眼都不眨的看他宰鱼，当老k把刀真放在鱼身上的时候，小外一闭眼：＂阿弥陀佛阿弥陀佛，不是我杀的你，等会儿我也不吃你，你要变了鬼找人算帐就请找老k大叔吧，千万别找我，我什么也没看到.＂
老k哭笑不得：＂我什么时候辈分又高了一层啊？成大叔了都？＂
小外只捂着眼喊阿弥陀佛，根本不答他的话.
等老k宰好鱼，我把情况概括的跟他讲述一遍，老k啧啧连声：＂你就闹吧关扬，不过这样闹着吧，日子到也不闷，＂他看看我跟小外：＂靠，你俩真该拜个把子，有你俩的地方，那就会有江湖恩怨.＂
小外斜愣着眼睛冲他努努鼻子，自顾自的到果汁喝.
我教育道：＂你少贫了你，赶紧找个老婆管管你吧.＂
小新溜达进来：＂哟，谁找老婆啊？＂
我指指老k：＂他找.诶，你来这儿干吗啊？＂
小新扫我一眼：＂等着你跟小外做出饭来，老k的孩子都会打酱油了！＂
我挺不自在：＂也不能这么说嘛，人家老k还是单身，连个结婚对象儿都没个影儿那.＂
老k嘿嘿一笑：＂别说，我还真有目标了.＂
小新睁大眼全神贯注的看老k，小外竖着耳朵侧耳倾听，我很惊喜，赶紧凑上前去打听：＂谁呀？＂
老k碰碰小外拿果汁的手：＂外外妹妹，我等你两年，咱俩配对儿吧？＂
小外嘴里的果汁一滴不剩的全喷到老k脸上，义正言辞还带点儿结巴：＂老，老牛不，不许吃嫩草！＂
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