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刚挂电话，冯洁就晃悠到我跟前，她喝大了，闭着眼叫唤：＂你――忒不够朋友了，你――自个儿在这干吗呢？今儿――我是老大！＂
我看着她这副成年满面春色雷打不动的样子哭笑不得，刚要说话，就见苦菜花握着个啤酒瓶子冲我们晃：＂你俩过来，赶紧的，咱对对子了＂.
冯洁是搞文学的，所以她一听关于文学的东西就兴奋，这会儿她竟然突的清醒了，拉着我就往桌子上凑：＂快点儿快点儿，是啥对子啊？＂
苦菜花一马当先：＂我先来，我出上联：我爱的人名花有主＂.
绢子不甘落后：＂我来出下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹＂.
冯洁争先恐后：＂我出横批：命苦！＂
我当仁不让：＂我总结经验：独立自主！＂
男同胞们面面相觑，田凯一下喷了出来：＂我――靠！这样也可以？！＂
我们三朵金花儿异口同声的冲他吼：＂闭――嘴！＂
田凯很无辜的看看我们，又对着他身边的一男同事低唱：＂这个世界真他妈无奈...＂
从冯洁那儿回来，走在路上越想越气愤，我觉得我得去找小外，这个小鬼今天干的这事儿也太缺德了点儿，我得去报仇.
打电话给小新告诉她我要晚点儿回去，小新嘱咐回家时要注意安全，我应了一声，然后打的来到小外的住处，下车后恶狠狠的把车门关上，把司机吓了一跳.我走到小外的楼下，发现她的自行车就在下边放着，嘿嘿，我得先解解气再上楼.
我瞄一下四周，确定没人，然后走到小外的自行车旁边，拍拍车把：＂对不住了老兄，要怪就怪你家主人吧.＂我蹲下身子，把前轮儿的气门芯儿给拔开，那气儿接着就＂嗖嗖＂的你拥我挤的往外出，听的我心里那个舒坦，真不是能用言语形容的出来的.
看着前车带瘪了，我无限自豪.拍拍手，刚要打算再给她的后带放气儿，忽然听到远处传来脚步声，我赶忙起身站好，跟个没事儿人一样往楼上走去.
到了小外的门口，开始＂咚咚＂的很有节奏的敲门，出来开门的是小外的室友，我先同她打声招呼，然后自作主张的推开小外的房门，她正在换衣服，见我进去吓的＂啊＂一声尖叫，马上抖开被子裹到身上，貌成惊恐状：＂你丫怎么不敲门就进来！怎么这么没礼貌！＂
＂谁让你不插门了＂，我打量她一眼：＂哟，看不出来啊，你身材还真不错哈，要再高点儿就能当模特了.＂
小外脸红一片：＂你又放，放屁！你这辈子也正经不了了！＂
我走她身边坐下：＂啧啧，你也没正经到哪儿去，诶，你吸烟了啊？你屋里怎么这么大的烟味儿？＂
＂我没吸，同学郁闷来我这发泄，他吸了一整盒烟.我当了两个多小时的精神垃圾桶.＂
＂他郁闷怎么来你这儿发泄？＂
＂我怎么知道啊，嘿嘿，可能我人太好了，跟圣母一样的好，所以都来我这儿找安慰.＂
＂拉倒吧你，那什么，你接着换接着换＂.
小外裹着被子跟个企鹅一样摸过眼镜带上：＂你转过身儿去，要不就闭上眼.＂
我半躺到她床上：＂我又不是男的你怕什么啊，你有的我都有，不用担心我掠夺你什么地.＂
小外那脖子都红了：＂我――靠！你说的还是人话吗？！＂
＂我――靠！＂我坐起来：＂那你今晚干的还是人事儿吗？！＂
小外自己嘿嘿的笑起来：＂那个...我最近老听这首歌，所以...条件反射了一下，再说这歌儿也不错嘛，多深情款款啊.＂
她一提这我就上火：＂款你个鬼！你得郑重给我道歉，然后赔偿精神损失.要不你就甭想穿衣服.＂
小外使劲裹裹被子：＂那你想要我咋陪你精神损失啊？＂
＂放心，别紧张，不会让你陪睡的＂，我冲她眨下眼：＂那什么，我家还有我和小新今天刚换的一堆脏衣服呢，你等会儿就过去给我清洗出来吧.＂
＂啊？！＂小外的脸拧成麻花：＂我自己的衣服都还没洗呢.＂
＂那我不管，谁让你今天让我出了这么大的糗呢，快点儿换衣服，一会儿咱就走.＂
小外极不情愿：＂那你先转过身.＂
我闭上眼：＂转身多麻烦，闭眼也一样.＂
小外悻悻的拿起衣服，嘱咐：＂你可别睁眼哦.＂
＂别装纯了啊，你平时去澡堂洗澡不也一样要全裸的嘛.放心，我对小孩儿没兴趣.＂
小外瞪我一眼，然后离我远一点儿，背对着我开始穿衣服.我偷偷把眼睛眯起一条缝，哇，春光乍泄啊！这绝对是一具未开苞的少女的身体，平时也没见她怎么运动过啊，她这身板儿咋就这么结实呢，平时她穿衣服不是牛仔就是休闲，真是亏大了她这身材.对了，我得忽悠着她给我当模特，哎――！这想法真不错哈，恩，先让她洗衣服，再给我当模特，今儿这事儿就算过了.
看小外换好衣服，我起来拉住她：＂走吧.＂
小外可能意识到自己今晚犯了个大错，竟然耷拉着脸任我牵着走，到楼下，她推出车子：＂走吧，骑车去你家.＂
我看着她：＂那你得带着我，我好久都没骑过车了.＂
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