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这主意不错，我点头表示同意.
小外冲我贼贼的笑笑：＂扬儿姐，我要出包袱.＂
我撇嘴，心里琢磨我要信你才怪！你不是出包袱吗，那我非得出个锤儿不可.
我说：＂我喊一二三，咱俩一块儿出.＂
＂好，喊吧.＂
我喊：＂一，二，三！＂
小外跟我同时喊：＂包－袱！＂
我狂晕，这小鬼真的出了个包袱，我把拳头迅速撤离，赶紧嚷嚷：＂三局两胜，三局两胜，接着来接着来.＂
小外活动活动胳膊：＂你怎么耍赖啊！＂
＂我哪有耍赖啊，你刚又没规定标准，快点啦，还有两局那.＂
＂切，好吧，这次我还出包袱.＂
我学了乖，看样子还是出剪子比较安全些.我接着喊：＂一，二，三！＂
小外又跟着喊：＂包－袱！＂
我喜滋滋的把剪子伸出去，再一看她傻眼了，她出的竟然是锤儿，她把拳头搁我眼前晃晃：＂嘿嘿，服气了吧，三局两胜，快点儿趴下！＂
我感觉实在窝囊：＂你丫怎么能耍花腔啊！＂
＂切，这可不是耍花腔，这叫心理战术.＂
我耍赖：＂那我不管，你说话不能不算术，说出包袱你出个锤子算干吗的啊，重来重来.＂
小外五官皱成一团：＂这年头是改天换地黑白颠倒了哈，你不能老赖皮啊，你赖起来还没完了那.＂
我若无其事：＂我这不是赖皮，是你欺负老实人.＂
＂靠！你浑身上下哪点儿象老实人那！＂
＂靠！跟你一比我就是天底下最老实的老实人！＂
＂少废话，快点儿趴下！＂
＂我就不趴！你是不是想趁我趴下的时候占我便宜吃我豆腐啊？＂
小外快疯了，张口结舌：＂我靠，我靠...现在这老女人怎么都这么牛b那？我我我我吃你豆腐？！俄地祖宗啊，造什么孽了我.＂
我打量她一下：＂喜欢我就说出来嘛，不要不好意思＂.
小外发了狠：＂你丫再胡扯我现在就把你给强奸了！快点儿趴下！＂
我猛烈的回顶：＂女子一言，驷马难追！说不趴，就不趴！＂
＂你到底趴不趴？！＂
＂打死也不趴！＂
...
我们相互争执，谁都不先让步，正讨论着，小新又打来电话：＂你们在哪儿呢？在哪个井底啊？＂
我在井底听到小新清爽的声音，就好像含苞欲放的花儿等待一场即将到来的春雨的滋润一样激动，抬着头就冲着天空大喊：＂在这儿呢！＂
小外也跟着喊：＂在这儿！＂
小新顺着声音跑过来，俯身看着我们，她不先救人，倒先自己哈哈的大笑：＂哎――！你们怎么沦落到这份儿上啊！哎哟妈呀――！你俩真可爱！跟地老鼠一样.＂
我瞪着她：＂别唧歪了，快点儿拉我们上去！＂
我和小外被小新一个个的拉上去，瘫坐到地上，对着小外的自行车默哀.小新拖拉着我们走到车跟前，把我们塞进去，开车回家.
到了家，查看伤情，我和小外的胳膊上和腿上都青肿了一大片，小外的脸上还破了一层皮，小新边给我们擦药边数落：＂你说你们都这么大的人了，还都干这么小儿科的事儿，这下好了吧，一个个的不见棺材不掉泪，哭了吧，爽了吧，幸好只是枯井，否则你俩都完蛋，你看看你们这青胳膊肿腿儿，有你们这样儿瞎闹的吗...＂
小新训起人来没完没了，我逮她一个喘息的空子，赶紧巴结：＂小新，你教育人的时候真漂亮哈＂.
小外也巴结道：＂就是，新姐，你训起扬儿姐来也这么温柔，就跟一水仙花儿似的，扬儿姐真有福气哈＂.
＂别把主语给落下，我是同时训你们两个！＂小新给我们一人一巴掌：＂我严重警告你们，你俩要再胡闹，萨达姆的昨天就是你们的明天！＂
如来？耶稣？上帝？马克思？我和小外委屈的看着她，手不自觉的握到了一起，第二次有了惺惺相惜的感觉，同志，不容易啊...
等折腾完，已经凌晨3点多了，我把小外留住，要她和小新睡卧室，我睡客厅，谁知道这小鬼死活不同意，非要跟我争着抢客厅，我也不好拒绝她的好意，只能顺着她来.幸好是周末，不用早起，可以尽情的大睡.
小新拿出气垫床给她弄好，我去卧室拿一床被子出来，刚要说话就听小新＂嘘＂的一声，她指指已经躺在气垫床上的小外，压着音儿：＂已经睡着了＂.
不是吧？！这么快？！她是睡神转世啊？！我走过去，小新接过被子，轻轻的盖到小外身上，我俯身对她进行仔细审查，呵，这小鬼还真睡着了，她睡着的时候还真好玩儿哈，身体蜷成猫状，嘴巴半张眉微蹙，呼吸相当有节奏，她还真是两耳不闻窗外事，一心只顾会周公啊，我看她半天了她竟然没知觉，我当场下结论：小外睡着的时候就是一死猪.
小新帮她掖好被子，转头对我说：＂你们俩有个共同点，就是只有在睡着的时候最安静.愁死我了.＂
我笑着把她拉进卧室，窝到她怀里：＂要是我真安静了，你会更愁的＂.
＂呵呵，你啊，睡觉吧，恩？＂
＂恩，亲一下＂.
小新关上灯，转身把我抱住，吻吻我的额头，微笑入眠.
第二天清晨时分，我隐约听到小新在接电话，等她接完，我迷迷糊糊的问：＂谁的啊？＂
小新打个哈欠：＂荨来了＂.
＂哦，啊？谁来了？＂
＂是荨，她赶着最早的班机飞来了，笨蛋，我得起床了，荨一会儿就过来.＂
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