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第四十九章 你个银样镴枪头

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这新房也太糊弄事了吧,怎么可能满意呢?

嗯嗯,地上全是纸箱子塑料袋,还有榨菜袋调料包,面碗上撕下来的塑封。

嗯嗯,打扫干净了也不成b还是黑乎乎的水泥地面呢,怎么也得铺个黄橙橙的实木地板吧?

嗯嗯,你不是力气大吗?抱个石狮子算什么,抱个石碾子算什么,你把这间房子抱到沧海去我就服你!

好吧好吧,实在是太仓促了点,太草率了点,太轻易了点,时间地点都不对,这是一辈子的大事呢,人家才二十岁呢,根本就没准备好

“初哥怎么了,很丢人吗?”胖子悻悻地看着郎苑,哧溜一口,边嚼边反问道,“难道你不是初妹?”

初妹?这个词倒是新鲜郎苑现在已经有力气甩白眼了,得意洋洋地说道,“当然不是啦!”

不是初妹了,要不要这么得意啊?

“看来,你的经验很丰富?”胖子哧溜完第三碗泡面,接茬泡第四碗,“你还来一碗吗?”

“那是相当的丰富*始时还数着呢,数着数着就数错行了!”郎苑软塌塌在缩在沙发里,她的记忆力果然有问题,刚才还嫌沙发脏呢,现在却舒服得不要不要的,“嗯,再来一碗。料包少放点,咸了。”

“放三分之一?”胖子的服务态度很好,郎苑点头后才冲水推了过去,“那也不差这一回两回的了吧?咱都哥们儿,还是闺蜜,我觉得应该深入友好地交流一番,以提升我们的友谊品质。”

“交流就交流呗,有啥呀!不过友谊品质就不用提升了,我一般就当什么都没发生过,天亮以后说分手,该干嘛干嘛去。”郎苑接过面碗继续哧溜,脚丫子拍了拍水面,“洗脚水有点凉了!”

“真是事儿妈!”胖子把电水壶里的水倒进郎苑的脸盆,又倒了两瓶矿泉水继续烧,回头接茬哧溜,“那样不好吧?我可不是随便的人,做过的事情一定要负责任。”

“你怎么把矿泉水给我倒盆里了?”郎苑哧溜一口,鄙夷地白着一个山里人,“你省吧,上赶着对我负责的帅哥多了去了,不缺个胖的。偶尔交流一下就得了,你还想着友谊地久天长啊,美死你!”

“得,你敢死我就敢埋5好了啊,待会儿你可得带带我,我这人实力很强,经验就不太足。”胖子哧溜一口,“反正是热水b还有半箱子呢,又喝不完,省得我往卫生间跑了。”

“用矿泉水洗脚,造孽啊!我这吃不完了,你要吗?”郎苑推碗不吃了,弄一瓶矿泉水漱口,“放心吧,我带过的人多了去了,基本功很扎实,完事我还给你包个红包。”

剩下的半碗面被胖子端了过去,不厌其烦地继续呼哧n苑则继续调理胖子,反正闲着也是闲着。

“哎,初哥儿怎么知道你实力很强啊?哦,我明白了,自己动手丰衣足食!哎,你没弄点爱情动作片学习一下?你们是这么叫的吧?对了,你都喜欢哪几个倭优啊?”

今儿算是遇见女流蟒了胖子翻了个白眼,继续哧溜哧溜地扫荡残局n苑吃了两碗半,胖子吃了五碗半,一箱子泡面还剩好几碗呢。

刚才貌似犯了一个大错误,话太多,吃亏了t后得注意着点了,能动手尽量不叨叨!

胖子吃饱后,抢过郎苑手里的矿泉水瓶,咕咚喝了一大口,抹了抹嘴就两眼放光冒火地盯着郎苑——现在该来真格的了q则读者不答应

郎苑一开始还毫不示弱地回瞪呢,谁怕你个银样镴枪头p渐地就脸发红,身子发热,腿发软,惊慌失措地低下了头,感觉就像是被胖子用眼神剥了个赤果果。

果然,女人像弹簧,你弱她就强!

“嘿嘿,记得带我哦!”胖子一不做二不休,一手揽进郎苑的腿弯,一手揽进腋窝,郎苑还没弄明白什么事呢,身体忽然一轻,横在了半空中!

眼见着到了床边了,郎苑才恢复了一点神智,使劲地蹬着两腿,身子乱拧,语无伦次地喊道,“哎哎,我还没洗漱呢有没有买牙刷啊?对了,我行李箱里有呢,你先放我下来啊!”

郎苑果然被放了下来,不过是横在了床上,被子也早被胖子一只手拉开了。

然后外套就被脱掉了,郎苑手忙脚乱地阻挡,但一个弱女子怎么可能扛得妆神灭佛的威猛胖子呢?

阻挡的结果是连裤子也被脱掉了,整个的过程中,胖子都是面带坏笑,一声不吭,左手掌挓挲开来,牢牢地摁着郎苑的星子。右手也没闲着,脱完了郎苑脱自己,很麻溜,绝不拖泥带水。

郎苑是真的急眼了,两手胡乱地划拉着胖子,“哎哎,听说很疼的!我们先研究一下啊,不要急嘛!哎哎,听说会流很多血的!哎哎,搞不好会有生命危险啊”

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