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第一千四百九十九章 粉碎的戒指

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李佳玉这回是出奇的愤怒!

以前章鱼虽然猥琐下流又犯贱无耻,但起码还不敢那么明目张胆,可是这次实在是太过分了,已经触犯到了李佳玉的底线!

麻痹!

居然敢趁老娘昏迷的时候偷掉贴身的亵裤!

而且还塞进嘴里咀嚼得津津有味!

甚至还敢夸那味道不错!

不错你妈了个逼的!

就算今天你立下了天大的功劳,老娘也要把你大卸八块挫骨扬灰!

李佳玉已经怒得满脸涨红蓝眸喷火,脑海里就像是熔岩喷薄一样,什么都不管,什么都不顾,就只想着要追杀那头死章鱼。网址找回邮件:ltxsba@gmail.com

她到现在还是清白之身她容易么她,现在倒好,这清白就葬送在那头猥琐章鱼手里了,要知道当初,连杨安都未曾碰过她几下咧!

“哇啊啊,主人,俺舍命来救你,好歹你也得给俺一点奖励不是?不要求你以身相许,只吃你一条内裤又不会少块肉,也不会让你怀孕……”

虚空中,海平面上,章鱼如一道流星,风驰电掣地狂飚而驰,语气里却是充满了挑衅和揶揄,明显就是底气足了,不再把李佳玉这个主人放在眼里。

“给我住口!你知不知道我被时空奴仆擒下的时候,过度紧张都吓出了一身冷汗,浸满了臭汗的内裤你也吃,你变态啊你……”李佳玉恼羞成怒,破口大骂。

章鱼立马掉转过头,脸上摆出一副“别以为我是变态就小瞧我”的认真神色,“噢”了一声拉长了嗓音道:

“不臭不臭,主人您的汗也是香的。哎哟,可惜您过度惊吓的时候不会吓出尿来,要不然就更好吃了……其实主人你全身的体液都是香的啦,就算是尿,章鱼也能喝上十八大碗……俺这个世界。有个传说,一个梁山好汉武松,上山打虎之前为了壮胆,喝了三碗烈酒……不过那算不了什么,俺章鱼为了消灭万恶之首命运,照样也可以喝十八碗主人您的尿……”

铿锵激昂的语气。认真严肃的口吻,但那言辞的内容却是无比的下流猥琐,三句不离一个“尿”字,好像是拼死了都想要喝上一大碗,简直是伤风败俗丧心病狂。

李佳玉被气得整张脸都青红交加,咬牙切齿地谩骂道:

“够了你别说了!再说我就撕烂你的嘴!”

“哇哈哈哈哈。太有成就感了,调戏主人你就像是电影里的登徒浪子调戏**一样,超级好玩的耶!”

李佳玉被气得怒极反笑:“就你这熊样还登徒浪子,就算你撒不出尿,我也能帮你撒泡尿让你照照镜子!”

“好啊好啊,主人快在俺头上撒泡尿吧……”

章鱼下意识地就舔着脸打蛇随棍上,但下一刻。它忽然又收回了那猥琐的笑容,咳嗽一声,绷着脸,将猥琐滑稽的声线改成富有磁性的雄浑声线,缓声道:

“等等,主人,其实俺……俺只是附身于一头章鱼身上而已,就好像你附身到一个人类男婴身上一样……也就是说,你我随时都可以舍弃掉人类、章鱼的肉身,恢复本来的样貌。你…你现在就是本来的容貌,倾国倾城,美得冒泡,那么,你想不想看看俺的真实容貌?”

“嗯?”

突来意料的转变。顿时让李佳玉忘记了飞过去追杀章鱼,愣愣地浮在原地,有些失神地望着那头圆嘟嘟胖乎乎的笨章鱼。

平心而论,章鱼的形象虽说挺可爱的,像是q版的红色玩具章鱼,但看久了总归有点猥琐,而且这厮说话的时候还喜欢挥舞着它的触手,难免就给人一种逗逼的感觉。

“你能化作人形?你……你不是巨神兵吗……”李佳玉脑子一晕,竟是有点不知所措起来,如果章鱼真变成了人类形态,那感觉实在是怪异到了极点,她无法想象自己身边跟着一个整天要吃内裤的猥琐男……

而且,章鱼现在的嗓音也太怪了吧,听惯了它那猥琐下流的声线,李佳玉真的很不习惯它现在的声音……

“巨神兵也是血肉之躯,凭什么不可以化作人形?主人,还记得两年前,龙界入侵的那群蠢龙都称呼俺为龙神大人么,你不觉得奇怪吗……”

“确实奇怪,一条两条的龙把你当成龙神就算了……可如果几十条都把你当成龙神,就颇为古怪了……”

“那是因为俺被改造成巨神兵的时候,融汇了所有强大种族的基因……魔族的,神族的,泰坦的,龙族的全部都有……而为了加强俺的**,魔王还特意杀入龙族的祖坟里,夺取历代龙神的尸骸……也即是说,俺体内的骨骼,就是由历代龙神的尸骨凝练而成,那些后辈蠢龙看到俺,自然就会被俺的骨骼散发出来的气息震慑住……”

李佳玉眸中荡漾起几丝涟漪,好半晌才吸了口气点头道:

“你的意思是……你拥有完美基因?难怪我第一次来这个世界的时候,你能随意转换形态,又是变成哈巴狗又是变成大白兔,还能变成白鸽老鹰,那时候我就在想……你能不能变成人……”

“以前变不成人,现在恢复力量,变成人形还不容易?那个啥,当年光明女神见到俺的人形也夸俺帅气呢……”

李佳玉不置可否地哦了一声,不咸不淡道:

“是么,帅不帅又不能当饭吃,再说,我又不是花痴少女,你长得帅跟我有什么关系?”

“可是俺比杨安还帅的耶!你就不想看一看?俺会让你知道,什么才叫做完美的阳刚之躯!”

李佳玉不说话了,低下头,沉默了半晌才神色怪异道:“懒得看,你还是老老实实当你的逗比章鱼好了,还有。口口声声说你有多阳刚多帅,那你干嘛不直接变回人形去追你的光明女神,老待在我身边吃内裤,你不觉得憋屈么?”

“哇哈哈,主人你不会是吃醋了吧?其实俺跟光明女神没什么的啦……”

李佳玉清清冷冷地瞥了眼章鱼。“是么?那你变一个给我看?”

“好!主人你看着!”

章鱼心情激动得难以自持,终于等到这一刻了!

咸鱼要翻身啊!

既然已经被主人知晓了真正的实力,那就让主人也看看我的真面目好了!

等你看到了我的真面目,一定会惊呼出声的,当年光明女神都夸我帅的咧!

憋了憋劲,章鱼的身体就像是吹气球一样。蓦然膨胀起来,粉色的皮肤也迅速地转换成人类的皮肤。

不消一秒钟的时间,章鱼的触手就消失,全面变成了人形,有手有脚,古铜色皮肤。黑发飘扬,眼睛闪闪发光。

“如何?”章鱼变成的男子环抱着双臂,邪邪一笑,看着李佳玉道:“我这形态还不错吧?”

“你……”

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