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第一千四百九十九章 粉碎的戒指

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李佳玉像是见鬼了一样,眼睛一眨不眨地望着章鱼,像是失去了焦距,脸色微微发白。吞咽了一口苦水才指指章鱼,愕然道:

“这就是你本来的形态?怎么可能?”

“哇哈哈,帅爆了吧?瞧主人你那惊愕的表情……”章鱼高兴得找不着北了。

“何止是帅爆,简直是帅炸天了……”李佳玉眼角抽搐着:“我现在可算领悟过来了,你从头到尾都是个傻逼……还骗我当年光明女神夸你帅……偏偏我居然还半信半疑……你那睁眼说瞎话的水平,比起柳银纱还要强大千万倍呐…”

“诶?主人你在说什么?难道章鱼我不帅吗?俺可是完美的阳刚之躯耶……”

章鱼化作的男子愣了愣,连忙凝水成冰,瞪大着眼睛看了看冰镜上的影像。

镜子里,哪有什么完美的阳刚之躯啊,分明就是个略显臃肿的中年光头。浓眉大眼,跟帅完全搭不上边,而且笑起来还猥琐至极!

“我擦!怎么会这样……这,这不是东尼大木吗……为什么我会变成东尼大木的模样?”

章鱼的冷汗立马就以肉眼可见的速度流出来了,一副惊魂不定、难以置信的样子。

李佳玉瞅瞅他。嗤笑道:

“哟,这就是你的本面目?简直丑哭了好么……”

“不,不是的,我可不是长成这个样!”

章鱼一咬牙,连忙运转能量,变回章鱼而后又变形一次,这次的阵仗更大,连白烟都冒出来了。

风吹来,白烟散去,章鱼的新形象终于显露出来,那亮闪闪的光头消失了,但取而代之的却是个更加猥琐的五十多岁古铜色男子,发型就像方便面,双手竖起食指与中指,还在微微地颤动。

李佳玉眼皮一跳,还没说话,那边的章鱼就已经赶紧照照镜子,愣了半晌,他才嗷呜一声痛哭落泪:

“我勒个去,这回怎么变成加藤鹰了……为什么会这样,连个本体都变不回来?”

猛然间,章鱼瞪圆了眼睛,一拍脑门哎哟喂地哀嚎:

“我知道了,麻痹的我汲取了太多的**丝信念之力,偏偏那群**丝又是整天看着日本小电影,羡慕着小电影里面的男演员……所以我也深受影响,只能变身成那群猥琐男友!天呐,这难道是报应吗!”

那边的李佳玉却早已经笑出声来:“章鱼,你行不行啊?不行的话,你还是老老实实当一辈子章鱼好了,披着这么猥琐的皮囊,谁敢靠近你啊?”

章鱼化作的加藤鹰立马就憋红了脸,气急败坏将冰镜扔到海水里,哼哼唧唧道:

“俺、俺当然行!俺只是出了点问题而已啦……俺是依托于**丝们的信念而重生,所以,思想和**都是**丝信念的凝聚体,哪怕现在恢复实力了,也还有些后遗症……不过,主人你放心,只需要一小段时间,俺就能净化灵魂,让后遗症完全消失,到时候,就能恢复真正的人形了……”

李佳玉摆摆手,一副很嫌弃的样子:“你还是别恢复人形了,好好地当你的逗逼章鱼吧,恢复成人形,我可不敢让你跟在我身边……因为……太过膈应恶心了……”

章鱼哭丧着脸道:“可是主人,你不能戴上有色眼镜的呀……俺现在虽然猥琐,那也是因为受**丝信念影响了嘛,等俺彻底净化了灵魂,就不会那么猥琐了,当年光明女神还夸俺绅士风度的啦…”

李佳玉嫌弃地转过头,不看“章鱼加藤鹰”那张皱纹老脸,加重了语气斩钉截铁道:

“到此为止吧,别以为我还像两年前那么傻,你的花花肠子我又岂会不清楚……你啊,现在完全就是个搬砖**丝,还千方百计想着追白富美……咳,我不是白富美,但我很排斥任何一个男人打我主意,你明白吗,你我之间,只有主仆之情,战友之义,除此之外,我希望你不要参杂别的感情,如果越界了,那你我之间,就再也恢复不到以前那毫无间隙的关系了。”

“啊,章鱼明白!”

“明白就好,快变回章鱼吧。”

“没问题!”

“嘭”地一声轻响,白烟笼罩之中,“加藤鹰”又变回了那头胖头胖脑的小章鱼。

李佳玉左看看右看看,还是觉得章鱼现在的形象最顺眼,笑道:“不要变成小的,变成十米的大章鱼行不行?”

“行啊,别说是十米,就算是一百米一千米都没压力!”

章鱼听从李佳玉的要求,摇身一变,就变成了上百米巨大的巍然章鱼,横贯在海洋之上,别提有多威武霸气了。

李佳玉站在章鱼那巨硕的脑袋上,手捂额头,兴奋过后随之而来的就是一阵虚弱:

“章鱼,带我去一个干净清洁的地方,我真的累了,想睡个好觉。”

“主人想去外国还是去中国?要不我们再去迪拜吧,迪拜是个好地方……”

“养伤还玩什么玩!就去中国吧……最好是靠海的地方…”

“好嘞,主人你坐稳喽!”

章鱼咆哮一声,“嗡嗡嗡”地雄鸣直震苍穹,随即它风驰电掣,划破大气,竟是在海面上犁出一道深深的海痕,久久不散!

李佳玉周身的光粒子逐渐散去,她嘴角含笑地低语道:

“有这家伙在身边,就是有安全感……”

末了,李佳玉忽然打了个冷战,因为她发现自己的护身光元素快要消散,而她又因重伤而无法运用几分力量。

糟糕,她身上的衣服也是光元素组成的啊!

要是力量退散以后,光元素也跟着趋于虚无,那她岂不是成了浪里白条一丝不挂了?

趁着还清醒,李佳玉连忙用最后一丝能量,从空间戒指里取出一身纯黑色的披风,套在肩膀上,遮住了全身。

只是……

刚做好了这一切,李佳玉就听到“咔”的一声,手指上的银色空间戒指出现了裂痕,裂痕迅速扩大,最后,戒指碎裂成了银色细沙,风一吹,便消散于半空之中……

这枚空间戒指毕竟只是传奇级的宝物,在刚才史诗级的大战中,经不起折腾,只有粉碎这一下场了。

她目光里带有几分失落,闭上眼睛唏嘘道:

“这是杨安送我的东西……唔,碎了也好,这样我跟杨安再无瓜葛联系了吧……只是,戒指碎掉,是否预兆着杨安出事了?命运入侵,第一个要报复的,怕就是他吧……”(未完待续。如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来起点()投推荐票、月票,您的支持,就是我最大的动力。手机用户请到阅读。)9

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