第十章 狐狸VS流氓 (四)
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秘书长额头上同样是黑线成排,有种被人耍弄的感觉。更多小说ltxs520.com联合国总部是一个何其庄严的地方,这里的每一个决定都关系着地球这个大家庭的命运,能站在这里的,无一不是各国的精英!外交是一门极其严肃的艺术,每一名外交官都必须谨慎言行,以免被对手抓到什么把柄,可就是这么严肃的地方,居然出了这么一个败类,人渣,在自己的祖国遭到猛烈攻击的时候,画起了比基尼女郎来!这比当着他的面对东瀛大使大打出手还要严重啊,简直就是目中无人哪!他板起脸,说:“邵,在如此严肃的场合,请你注意一下自己的言行,要知道,你代表的,是你的祖国!”
邵剑辉耸耸肩,表示无奈:“尊敬的秘书长阁下,请相信我,对于在座各位,我不敢有半分不敬之意,只不过,看着大家一天到晚板着脸开会,实在是太辛苦了,所以才想办法逗大家乐乐嘛!”
秘书长面色变得更加难看,你这一逗不要紧,传出去联合国的名声算是毁了······不对,话题好像转移了啊!该死,差点中招了!
花旗国大使阴阳怪气的说:“邵,出了这么严重的事情,你就不打算解释一下吗?”
高卢大使说:“对啊,你们违反了联合国的宪章,造成极其恶劣的影响,不解释一下恐怕说不过去吧?”
邵剑辉在心里狠狠的问候高卢鸡和双头鹰全家女性,这不摆明了是哪壳不好开哪壳吗?维和部队向一个国家的武装力量开火,搁联合国那是从来都没有过的事情,哪有这么容易解释得清楚?这几年高卢鸡跟我们混得还不错,我们用一些比较先进的军事技术(比如大蘑菇弹)跟他们交换民用核技术和战机、潜艇、发动机等技术,这两年熊猫又盯上了ef-2000和ef-4000,对这两件看家法宝,高卢鸡一直藏着掖着,不肯交底,直到熊猫的激光炮大发神威了,他们才空前的大方起来,有求必应,但是ef-2000还是不肯全给,倒是他们已经想要放弃的ef-4000,是真正的交底了,全套技术资料非常痛快的拿了出来,就连样机也向熊猫的专家开放了,目的嘛······你懂的。问题是熊猫刚取得了两笔战争赔款,空前的富裕,已经用不着以物易物,煞费苦心的节省那几个小钱钱了,大笔一挥,资料和样机,我都买了,你们那个设计团队我看也是维持不下去了,这样吧,我高薪聘用你们,到我们这边来吧,我们将为你们提供一个最理想的平台,让你们的梦继续飞!一番连哄带蒙的挖角行动,真的把几位对ef-4000重型制空战斗机已经达
到痴迷的程度的顶级战机设计专家给拐过来了,这就让高卢鸡很不爽了,你这不是吃着碗里的盯着锅里的嘛,太不厚道了!自己想要的东西没有到手,倒让人家给掏走了不少宝贝,这让高卢鸡很不爽了。不过,这两位在外人看来还是好朋友好哥们,只不过今天高卢鸡当着大家的面捅刀子,也过分了点,这算不算秋后算账呢?
邵剑辉皮笑肉不笑,高声说:“告诉大家一个好消息:我国政府刚刚收到来自贝兰的捷报,贝兰国防军在我们的协助下,经过一番苦战,已经彻底歼灭了进犯首都的叛军,击毙敌人八百多,俘虏一千多,并且出动十二架轰炸机摧毁了叛军的大本营,目前正在扩大战果!”
此言一出,满座皆惊!光是维和部队向叛军开火这一桩已经够让人头痛了,已经足够大家在熊猫头上扣上十几顶大帽子了,他们居然大咧咧的承认,是啊,老子派过去的不是什么维和部队,是不折不扣的作战部队,怎么着,咬我啊?你妹子的民主国家!同样是向叛军开火,维和部队和野战部队所要面对的结果截然不同,维和部队会让人家把脑袋拍扁,而野战部队就不一样了,野战部队天生就是要打仗的,架起机枪向叛军狂扫,只不过是在履行自己的天职,谁能说他们半句不是?这样一来,再拿什么维和部队违反联合国宪章啥的来说事就说不通了哦。
邵剑辉义正词严:“我国政府郑重声明:共和国对于饱受战乱的贝兰人民寄予深切的同情,对尼姆拉政府打击一切叛军、谋求国家和平的正义行为给予无条件的支持,对于胆敢干涉贝兰内政、企图浑水摸鱼的外国势力,我们将履行一个爱好和平的国家和一个忠实朋友的天然义务,对这些武装干涉者实行三包政策:包死、包抬、包埋!”
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绝大多数等着看好气顺便往熊猫头上狠狠的拍上两块砖头的国家都沉默了。你还想怎么样?人家摆明了就是在告诉你:贝兰老子罩定了,人来我宰人,军来我破军,国来我灭国,不怕死的就把爪子伸过来试试!事实早已证明,去跟有熊猫支持的国家干仗是最蠢的事情了,不知道多少国家在这一关碰得头破血流,双头鹰早就明白了,如果他还想继续在地球上杀人放火的话,最好不要去招惹熊猫,有老大作榜样,那些民主国家得三思才行。
可是,不民主的国家还是挺多的,比如说······
苏联大使站了起来,皮笑肉不笑:“邵,你说那些与政府军对抗的武装力量是叛军,他们就是叛军了?要知道,贝兰
是一个充斥着血腥和腐败的国家,为求生存而不得不拿起枪来探索革命道路的青年比比皆是,都是些有理想有志气的革命队伍,你凭什么一口咬定他们是叛军?政府军做过些什么,你真的不知道吗?”
邵剑辉冷冷的说:“政府军以前的确比叛军好不到哪里去,但是不可否认,尼姆拉总统是一位开明的总统,通过艰苦的努力,他已经唤醒了沉睡的国人,整个国家都在为和平而努力着,在这种关键的时刻,我们又怎么能容忍那些叛军跑出来破坏正在缓慢启动的和平进程?要知道和平每被阻碍一秒钟,贝兰就将有数百人付出血的代价!”
苏联大使说:“不,贝兰已经烂到骨子里去了,只有革命,彻底的革命才能救他们!任何干涉、镇压贝兰革命的行为都是不能容忍的!”
邵剑辉怒吼:“革你妹子啊!你两条腿又没有被卡车辗过,为什么就不能到贝兰看看你所说的革命军是什么球艺?在河里泡得肿胀发白的密密麻麻的尸体,被丢到锅里烹煮的婴儿,被砍掉四肢用尖桩从肛门到嘴巴刺个对穿的人棍,还有被穿在树桩上的头颅,被轮奸致死的妇女,被卖到外国奄奄一息的雏妓······这就是你所说的革命吗?这就是你所说的革命队伍吗?世界上怎么会有这么多睁着眼睛说瞎话的二货!”
苏联大使被吼得一愣,随即觉得丢脸,以更高分贝的声音吼了回去:“不管怎么说,你们首先向游击队开火就是不对!这是对一个国家主权的野蛮干涉,理应受到制裁!”
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